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Asa Pond: Stay Sexy, Don't Get Murdered


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So here's the thing...

 

I'm a bit paranoid about getting murdered. Young lady in today's society? Not the safest. So I started listening to a podcast called My Favorite Murder - which hasn't helped. But it also made me realize that my entire fitness regime is essentially about "Staying Sexy and not Getting Murdered".

 

Goals:

1) Stay Sexy - 3 Workouts that are not Krav Maga per week (conditioning, running, climbing, weight lifting, pilates, dance, etc).

 

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2) Don't Get Murdered - At least 2 Krav Maga Sessions per week

 

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3) Here's the Thing... Eff Everyone - Can't move on or up without studying. At least 3 hours of studying per week (French, LSAT, or other intellectual pursuit outside of work)

 

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4) Get Bendy. - Flexibility work at least once a day. No time limit but have to do something.

 

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5) Get a Job. Buy your own stuff. Stay out of the forest. Collect some flags. - To Do Items

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(FYI - there's a lot of references throughout this challenge that may seem weird but come directly from Georgia and Karen - the hosts of MFM. I highly recommend listening if you are at all interested in true crime stuff.)

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Still Alive? Check in.

 

Success Rate: 

 

Staying Sexy: (Week 0 Completion: 30/30, Week 1 Completion: 20/30, Week 2 Completion: 30/30, Week 3 Completion: 20/30, Week 4 Completion: 10/30, Total Completion: 110/150)

 

Don't Get Murdered: (Week 0 Completion: 20/20, Week 1 Completion: 20/20, Week 2 Completion: 30/20, Week 3 Completion: 20/20, Week 4 Completion: 20/20, Total Completion: 110/100)

 

Eff Everyone: (Week 0 Completion: 7.5/30, Week 1 Completion: 12.5/30, Week 2: 5/30, Week 3 Completion: 10/30, Week 4 Completion: 10/30, Total Completion: 35/150)

 

Get Bendy: (Week 0 Completion: 14/14, Week 1 Completion: 14/14, Week 2 Completion: 12/14, Week 3 Completion: 14/14, Week 4 Completion: 12/14, Total Completion: 66/70)

 

Flags Collected: (Week 0 Completion: 6, Week 1 Completion: 6, Week 2 Completion: 7, Week 3 Completion: 16, Week 4 Completion: 11,  Total Completion: 40/50)

 

Total points = 358 / 520 

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Uh, I'M sorrryyy.... I love this challenge so much I have tears in my eyes.

 

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He's got a cookie. EEEEOWW

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im curious what happens if you totally fail your not getting murdered goals one week
do we send search parties to find your remains?
do we hold your remains accountable for finishing this challenge?

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8 hours ago, Lord Pakku, the Unhinged said:

im curious what happens if you totally fail your not getting murdered goals one week
do we send search parties to find your remains?
do we hold your remains accountable for finishing this challenge?

 

Yes. Preferably search parties on horseback.

 

Absolutely. Please make sure my remains remain committed to my overall goals. Just because I get murdered, doesn't mean I get to slack off. No excuses.

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22 minutes ago, Asa Pond said:

Yes. Preferably search parties on horseback.

 

We're gonna need some horses. 

 

STEP 1: STEAL HORSES

 

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22 minutes ago, Asa Pond said:

Absolutely. Please make sure my remains remain committed to my overall goals. Just because I get murdered, doesn't mean I get to slack off. No excuses.

 

*begins taking notes for elaborate Weekend-at-Bernie's-style plan*

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Raptron, alot assassin

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5 hours ago, RogueLibrarian said:

STEP 1: STEAL HORSES


i think we should start the prepwork early.
you know what they say, the best search parties organized before the person was even missing and presumed dead
they all say that. i say that. i want a horse.
 

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11 hours ago, Asa Pond said:

 

Yes. Preferably search parties on horseback.

 

Absolutely. Please make sure my remains remain committed to my overall goals. Just because I get murdered, doesn't mean I get to slack off. No excuses.

 

Remains?? I expect a ghost assassin out of you, you can even have your own horse! 

 

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1 hour ago, Jonesy said:

 

Remains?? I expect a ghost assassin out of you, you can even have your own horse! 

 

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I like where you are going with this...

 

But the goal is still to not get murdered. Let's not get off track here. ;) 

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This challenge is off to a great start:

 

Went to Krav Maga yesterday - had my first taste of sexism when a guy refused to be my partner. But honestly, I'm super impressed with how long that took and one dude out of, like, 50 is pretty good. I also signed my contract with them, so I am officially making Krav Maga a regular thing. Here's to not getting murdered.

 

Today I did 30 minutes of core work - gotta stay sexy. ;) 

 

Annnnd I stretched both days. 

 

Still need to work on scheduling studying back into my days.

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1 hour ago, Asa Pond said:

Went to Krav Maga yesterday - had my first taste of sexism when a guy refused to be my partner. But honestly, I'm super impressed with how long that took and one dude out of, like, 50 is pretty good. I also signed my contract with them, so I am officially making Krav Maga a regular thing. Here's to not getting murdered.

 

Woohoo for committing and I'm also kind of surprised it took so long for us to hear about a sexism incident. 

 

27 minutes ago, Mad Hatter said:

 

Really? What was his reason?

 

I was also wondering this. My first thought was he's insecure and doesn't want to look like he is getting beat by a girl. 

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8 hours ago, Jonesy said:

I was also wondering this. My first thought was he's insecure and doesn't want to look like he is getting beat by a girl. 

 

^ mine too. 

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9 hours ago, Mad Hatter said:

 

Really? What was his reason?

 

9 hours ago, Jonesy said:

 

Woohoo for committing and I'm also kind of surprised it took so long for us to hear about a sexism incident. 

I was also wondering this. My first thought was he's insecure and doesn't want to look like he is getting beat by a girl. 

 

59 minutes ago, RogueLibrarian said:

 

^ mine too. 

 

Great question - I'm not entirely sure. He just looked at me disgusted and was like "No I need a guy". The best part about this is that it wasn't even partnering up for the whole class - it was for a warm-up exercise called shoulder tag where you just try to hit the other person's shoulders and then switch partners after a minute or so. 

 

Not a big deal - I just shrugged it off and ended up with a better partner for it anyway. 

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