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Finally got my PL lifts completed this weekend and entered. Did my Oly stuff last week.  Good to go!

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10 minutes ago, Laghail said:

Well done though. Your tears are basically all I want for Christmas.

 

I backed off my bench pretty hard, no spotter and my mental health was the shits.  Probably could put up at least another 10-20lbs under competition standards!

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[ Level ?? ]  Rurik the Windblade, the Blade Who Dances, Warhawk of the Steppes.

BRUTALITY 13 | FINESSE 12 | GRIT 13  | INSIGHT 15 | MOXIE 13

Challenges:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

 

"Rangers have to at least give up on pants. It's a special rule we enacted after Rurik Harrgath became a Guild Leader.” – DarK_RaideR.

"Did I just get my ass kicked by a member of Metallica meets History Channel's Vikings?" - Wolfpool.

"By the Well-Oiled-and-Meticulously-Groomed Beard of Rurik!" - Tanktimus the Encourager.

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2 minutes ago, Rurik Harrgath said:

 

I backed off my bench pretty hard, no spotter and my mental health was the shits.  Probably could put up at least another 10-20lbs under competition standards!

Good. Knowing I lost to your B game on bench. That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

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Jokes aside, impressive numbers. Well done.

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15 hours ago, Laghail said:

Good. Knowing I lost to your B game on bench. That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

Image result for suicide gif

 

Jokes aside, impressive numbers. Well done.

 

I'd offer to be a counterweight, but I no longer believe I can hold 25 kg to do the job properly.

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On 2017-02-27 at 4:26 PM, Laghail said:

Good. Knowing I lost to your B game on bench. That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

 

Hugs?

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BRUTALITY 13 | FINESSE 12 | GRIT 13  | INSIGHT 15 | MOXIE 13

Challenges:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

 

"Rangers have to at least give up on pants. It's a special rule we enacted after Rurik Harrgath became a Guild Leader.” – DarK_RaideR.

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Does anyone have a competition coming up this weekend or next? Or can we close this sucker out?

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16 minutes ago, miss_marissa said:

 

Everyone knows that I procrastinate for at least a month to close these.

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Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge
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"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

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Congrats to our new champions!

 

The Champions are:

 

NF Powerlifting Champions:

  • NF Women's Power Lifting Champion- Spezzy  [395.89]
  • NF Women's Squat Champion- evabo [137.70]
  • NF Women's Bench Press Champion- SpecialSundae [86.54]
  • NF Women's Deadlift Champion- Spezzy [186.7] 
  • NF Men's Power Lifting Champion- Juni0r83 [344.93]
  • NF Men's Squat Champion- Juni0r83 [131.27]
  • NF Men's Bench Press Champion- Juni0r83 [86.58]
  • NF Men's Deadlift Champion- Rurik Harrgath [137.50]

 

edit: newbreednerd was initially listed as a champion for some titles. He however does not yet have the post count to qualify. Good luck next time!

 

NF Weightlifting Champions:

  • NF Women's Weightlifting Champion- Arcalia [79.6]
  • NF Women's Snatch Champion- Arcalia [34.82]
  • NF Women's Clean & Jerk Champion- Arcalia [44.76]
  • NF Men's Weightlifting Champion-  Rurik Harrgath [262.80]
  • NF Men's Snatch Champion- Rurik Harrgath [112.81]
  • NF Men's Clean & Jerk Champion-  Rurik Harrgath  [150.02]
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"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

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3 minutes ago, navis said:

Mhm can I enter my results from max testing on 3/6 or is the extension only valid for comps?

 

Feel free to enter them so we have them, but it's closed unless you've got a solid excuse. In the future, we'll be announcing them earlier for people to better plan around. The next will be during challenge 5.

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Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

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2 hours ago, Gainsdalf the Whey said:

Congrats to our new champions!

 

The Champions are:

 

NF Powerlifting Champions:

  • NF Women's Power Lifting Champion- Spezzy  [395.89]
  • NF Women's Squat Champion- evabo [137.70]
  • NF Women's Bench Press Champion- SpecialSundae [86.54]
  • NF Women's Deadlift Champion- Spezzy [186.7] 
  • NF Men's Power Lifting Champion- Juni0r83 [344.93]
  • NF Men's Squat Champion- Juni0r83 [131.27]
  • NF Men's Bench Press Champion- Juni0r83 [86.58]
  • NF Men's Deadlift Champion- Rurik Harrgath [137.50]

 

edit: newbreednerd was initially listed as a champion for some titles. He however does not yet have the post count to qualify. Good luck next time!

 

NF Weightlifting Champions:

  • NF Women's Weightlifting Champion- Arcalia [79.6]
  • NF Women's Snatch Champion- Arcalia [34.82]
  • NF Women's Clean & Jerk Champion- Arcalia [44.76]
  • NF Men's Weightlifting Champion-  Rurik Harrgath [262.80]
  • NF Men's Snatch Champion- Rurik Harrgath [112.81]
  • NF Men's Clean & Jerk Champion-  Rurik Harrgath  [150.02]

 

No problem, I forgot to take part in this last challenge period so I've been waiting around until the next one to start posting more. I'm just glad I was able to participate and set some new PRs :)

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1 hour ago, Arcalia said:

I'm sort of embarrassed to have won by default ... those weren't great numbers by any means, more of a post-rehab test. I guess I just have to really work on increasing them for next time, to feel like I earned it.

 

Hey hey, you made the effort :-)  Congrats!

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1 hour ago, Arcalia said:

I'm sort of embarrassed to have won by default ... those weren't great numbers by any means, more of a post-rehab test. I guess I just have to really work on increasing them for next time, to feel like I earned it.

I very much felt this way when I won last time also. But still a win is a win! Congrats!!!

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On 3/9/2017 at 4:24 PM, evabo said:

Huh, thought spezzy dropped out because she didn't use IPF rulez on binch? Or am I imagining things?

 

Before this becomes an issue, yes, I did - Gains likely just forgot when pulling the scores together, he's got a newborn. Anyway, I'm implementing an "if you work for NF you can't win" rule anyway, this is also a rule we've had at all official events in the future and I like it.

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I'll remember to just ignore the rules next time.

Or you know, maybe I forgot to account for the bench issue when I was trying to get it wrapped up in the middle of day. I'll correct it when I'm not taking care of a screaming baby.

 

 

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"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

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8 hours ago, spezzy said:

 

Before this becomes an issue, yes, I did - Gains likely just forgot when pulling the scores together, he's got a newborn. Anyway, I'm implementing an "if you work for NF you can't win" rule anyway, this is also a rule we've had at all official events in the future and I like it.

 

Thanks for clearing that up. Of course mistakes happen, it was just weird after the big long discussion to see the results come up like that, and because I don't remember anyone explicitly saying the lifts wouldn't count (except spezzy saying she was happy to drop out), it didn't come across as an obvious mistake.

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