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“I fell down” is boring! An injury this visually dramatic (and, frankly, unconcealable - there are NO makeup tricks for this!) needs a better cover story. I have to go back to work tomorrow, and some of my coworkers are likely to ask for an explanation of my altered appearance. So I came up with a few that I can rotate through. I don’t want to get too repetitive, after all. #itsnotlyingitsfiction #imawriter #imakeupstories #storiesmatter

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