AssassinTori Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Hello fellow rebels!I am Tori, Assassin in Training. If it is not quite clear what my quest is, it goes something like this: To be as agile as a monkey, swift as a tiger, strong as a bear... Well, basically selectively invisible and deadly.I've been weight training for about a month and practicing Parkour for almost 8 months. I hope to unite our rebels in the fight against the unjust establishments. Also, to bring the cute lethality of the Asian gene pool.I hope to encounter many of you during the course of my journeys and to foster symbiotic relationships beneficial to the achievement of our respective quests.May the Force be with you! "Down there we know, the streets we know, but up here? Nobody's been here." ~ David Belle [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment
Kishi Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Welcome! We've got a guild set up for Assassins on down below. You want to stop on by, we'd be happy to see you! Work like a farmer, train like an athlete, fight like a soldier. 2 Tim. 2:3-6 BATTLE! Link to comment
Josh_C Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Welcome!! I enjoy the avatar. Facebook | Twitter | Blog |"What we face may look insurmountable. But I learned something from all those years of training and competing. I learned something from all those sets and reps when I didn't think I could lift another ounce of weight. What I learned is that we are always stronger than we know." - Arnold SchwarzeneggerToby: It's going to be hard.Josh: Then we'll do what's hard.- The West Wing"A good lawyer sees trouble coming from around the corner."-Professor Tom Ross Link to comment
Ryan Sannar Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 I would like to formally welcome you into the guild of Assassins. As a young beautiful assassin in training you will learn much. You will advance quickly as well due to your awesomeness, eagerness to learn, and overall asian...ness (and well, also cause your my girlfriend).So glad your on the forums babe, guess we're out in the open now.Also keep up the awesome. Link to comment
AssassinTori Posted April 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Thank you for the warm welcomes! And Josh, that was probably one of the happiest moments of my life.Ryan, you are a dork, I love you, and I will start kicking butt and taking names, then referring them to my sensei (that's you!) and the awesomeness that is the Assassin's Guild. Together, we will silently dominate the world! Bwahaha! "Down there we know, the streets we know, but up here? Nobody's been here." ~ David Belle [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment
Wicked Pixie Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Ohhh my gosh....you two are cute!My 14 yo daughter has a bracelet that says "I am ASIAN" she is not...but it makes me giggle- all of her friends are Asian.And I also, LOVE your avatar! Link to comment
AssassinTori Posted April 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Thanks. We like to think so, too. And I want a bracelet like that! Haha. I'm only half, but I still possess the awesome genes. ^o^ Also, I love your siggy. I will make my fat cry every day! "Down there we know, the streets we know, but up here? Nobody's been here." ~ David Belle [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment
Tola Seng Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 fellow asian here, who would also like to be an assassin. Where do I sign up? Latest: How to Get a Beach Bod in Only 15 Minutes a Day http://fitforlifepledge.com Link to comment
tigersheart Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 welcome aboard fellow Assassin! Link to comment
Pheidippides Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Aww nerd couple!Welcome aboard fellow assassin =] Ironborn Assassin [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] STR 3 | DEX 3 | STA 3 | CON 2 | WIS 2 | CHA 2 Jump Rope Rotations: 20,500/80,000 What is Dead May Never Die, but Rise Again, Harder and Stronger Link to comment
Ryan Sannar Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 @Tola, just hop over to the assassin's guild. Basically saying your an assassin and doing bodyweight exercises (parkour, climbing, etc...) kinda makes you one. Very loose certification process. Link to comment
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