Personal Questions

[jfreaksho]

"As soon as everyone that's going to be in the wedding loses the weight they need to in order to fit the dresses I picked out.  I'll let you know."

 

Honestly, sometimes it's better/easier to have a fuzzy semblance of a plan, to make it appear that you've at least thought about it, rather than let them speculate, which they will do regardless.

 

Some good answers:

When the band gets back together.

When the record goes platinum.

On Mount Everest (Kilimanjaro? Your choice.)

By a Buddhist priest at the Shaolin Temple, but we have to learn Chinese first.

After the wrongful death lawsuits are settled.

When we can pay for it in cash. (Nickles?)