CrisciMalosh Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 There was a biology student who was studying equilibrium in sea birds with aspecific focus on terns. He proposed that giving measured doses of THC (from,of course, marijuana) and observing their flight patterns would give someinsight to the problems of equilibrium in three dimensional space. Thisproposal being given in a more liberal era, the student got the funding. Hefilled out mountains of forms, set up a lab with a ready supply of terns, andproceeded on his way. After a year of diligent work, groveling monthly beforethe review committee to get his stipend, and living with drugged terns, hecompleted his study.With trembling hands, he delivered his 247-page report, complete with chartsand graphs, to the review committee. The august body peruses his study, askingpenetrating questions and reducing our student to jell-o. Finally, thedepartment head rises. The light reflects off her steel rimmed glasses as shestares down at our student."There is a lot of good work here," she says. "But we can't accept this report.You have detailed marvelously the effects of THC on terns but you forgot oneessential step: you have no control group." Our student turns pale and says,"You don't mean...""Yes. I'm afraid so. You left no tern unstoned." Quote "I was taught that the way of progress was neither swift nor easy." ~~Marie Curie "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: Freedom, Justice, Honour, Duty, Mercy, Hope. " ~~ Winston Churchill Level 1 Human Druid STR 1 DEX 1 STA 1 CON 2 WIS 3 CHA 2 (yes, human. Boring I know.) Link to comment
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