pirateotter Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I lied, I'm gonna plunder the hell out of all of you. ----- Hold on, just need to, get out of this chair before I plunder. Man. Preeeetty comfy in this chair. ----- ^ that's why I'm here. I'm lazy. Can't plunder if you're stuck inside. Or can't climb a rope. Or get winded, like, walking to get In-n-Out. -----I'm an otter. Should be sleek. I get confused for a beaver a lot. Which is super embarassing. I should strike fear. Not questions. "Why is that beaver on a ship?" "Don't beavers eat wood? That seems unsafe." -----Gonna change, I'd say. Never did. Lost trust in the ol' willpower bank. Waited three weeks til I started an account. Make sure I could stick it. Still not sure. ----- Anyways, yaargh and all that. Quote ----"Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair of f*cking beatings...the world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man and give some back."- Al Swearengen Link to comment
ASDBigMomma Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Points for stream of consciousness! Hope you stick with it, matey! Arrgh. You'd be my kind a pirate - one who bathes (otters do get in the water, after all) 1 Quote Ogre, but with a winning smile! Adventurer with a touch of druid. Attributes: all zeroes my firend, I am a n00b Will join the next challenge! "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anais Nin Link to comment
Allen Titan Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Hahah, a Pirate Otter. Well we can't have a lazy pirate now can we? There be gold out there and you won't find no fear at the bottom of a Doritos bag....Well.....Unless your food somehow grew consciousness, then there would be a lot of fear. Anyways I'm new here to, welcome and all that Jazz. 1 Quote Life Level 0 Half OrcExp to Next Level 0%0% Fit Level 0 Adventurer| STR 0 | DEX 0 | STA 0 | CON 0 | WIS 0 | CHA 0 |Upcoming Challange: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/48060-allen-titan-less-allen-more-titan/"They need something to look up to. Having something nice to look at is just a bonus" Link to comment
pirateotter Posted May 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Thanks Mateys! Quote ----"Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair of f*cking beatings...the world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man and give some back."- Al Swearengen Link to comment
Valerius Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Shiver me Timbers Messmate! Surely now that you're here you don't believe that yer Crew will be letting ye Down now do yeh? Sure as The water be blue, and the wind in your sails We Won't let ye down Skipper. We'll be having you Ship-shape don't ye doubt. Quote Awful Not so good Getting better Super Stud He-Man Artie Strongest man.... In The World 61%61% Valerius the level 2 HumanSTR 3|DEX 3|CON 2|STA 3|WIS 2|CHA 2Current challenge " If you think you can do a thing or you can't do a thing, you're right."- Henry Ford Link to comment
asismomma Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Arrgh welcome pirate otter Id be happy to be on yer ship. Quote Link to comment
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