The Eeevil Dr. Sorcerer Sweeticus Toothy

[shaneshu87]

so i travel allot for the work i do, and this often times finds me in small towns with little to no option on lunch but a gas station. yes i can pack a lunch, but i don't like cold food, and am not always guaranteed a method of heating it. so today while in dinky little Amish town my choice is gas station or Dairy Queen, DQ does have some halfway decent salads... but i would have to avoid the temptation of that marvelous thing called the S'MORES blizzard. determined, i marched up to the counter and ordered the grilled chicken salad with a bottle of water. feeling triumphant i sat down and enjoyed my salad and a book "The Written" by Ben Galley (ps-AMAZING) finished with my salad, but not my chapter i sat there quietly reading when the Evil Dr. Sorcerer Sweeticus Toothy attacked, by using his Jedi powers he convinced a waitress that i must have ordered a S'mores blizzard, and so she delivered on to me "Here ya go" and walked away... confused i checked my receipt and i had in fact NOT paid for this blizzard. will power still holding strong i reached out to the blizzard to return it to the counter when some of it dripped onto my finger, so i licked it off, and Sweeticus Toothy struck me with his most power spell! i gave in and devoured the blizzard before i could be charged for it and left like a thief in the night. and totaly lost my place in my book.....

 

on the up side i got a free blizzard so that was awesome! now it's time to teach the Evil Dr. Sorcerer Sweeticus Toothy a lesson with BURPEE'S OF JUSTICE!

[Chris-Tien Jinn]

 

At least there were burpees .....