shaneshu87 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 so i travel allot for the work i do, and this often times finds me in small towns with little to no option on lunch but a gas station. yes i can pack a lunch, but i don't like cold food, and am not always guaranteed a method of heating it. so today while in dinky little Amish town my choice is gas station or Dairy Queen, DQ does have some halfway decent salads... but i would have to avoid the temptation of that marvelous thing called the S'MORES blizzard. determined, i marched up to the counter and ordered the grilled chicken salad with a bottle of water. feeling triumphant i sat down and enjoyed my salad and a book "The Written" by Ben Galley (ps-AMAZING) finished with my salad, but not my chapter i sat there quietly reading when the Evil Dr. Sorcerer Sweeticus Toothy attacked, by using his Jedi powers he convinced a waitress that i must have ordered a S'mores blizzard, and so she delivered on to me "Here ya go" and walked away... confused i checked my receipt and i had in fact NOT paid for this blizzard. will power still holding strong i reached out to the blizzard to return it to the counter when some of it dripped onto my finger, so i licked it off, and Sweeticus Toothy struck me with his most power spell! i gave in and devoured the blizzard before i could be charged for it and left like a thief in the night. and totaly lost my place in my book..... on the up side i got a free blizzard so that was awesome! now it's time to teach the Evil Dr. Sorcerer Sweeticus Toothy a lesson with BURPEE'S OF JUSTICE! Quote Half-Orc Level 1 Ranger in TrainingProgress:Down 116 poundsFinal Boss: Stubborn Belly FatMission: Destroy All Fat Cells Side Quest: Walking to Mordor1779 miles x 5280 ft = 9,393,120 ftavg distance/step 2.5ft9,393,120/2.5= 3,757,248 steps to MordorSteps taken: 51,126 = 24.2 miles First Challenge + WODs + Food Diary:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/50146-shaneshu87s-first-challenge/ Link to comment
Chris-Tien Jinn Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 At least there were burpees ..... Quote Level 63 Human ... Oath of Ancients Paladin "We are better than we know, if we can be made to see it, [then] for the rest of our lives, we'll be unwilling to settle for less." - Kurt Hahn STR: 14 | DEX: 14| CON: 17 | INT: 17 | WIS: 17 | CHA: 14 The SIde Tracked Quest (rough draft) Link to comment
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