FitBit Filk - This is now stuck in my head - so it should be stuck in yours

[Moros]

Original is at: http://www.schlockmercenary.com/blog/fitbit-filk-5000-steps

 

 

By Howard Tayler:

 

And Now, a FitBit Filk

Go ahead and sing it. You know the melody already. (ed - The Proclaimers "500 miles")

When I wake up, well I know you're gonna be

you're gonna be the one who vibrates me awake

When I go out, yeah I know you're gonna be

You're gonna be the one who counts the steps I take.

 

If I get drunk, well I know you're gonna be

you're gonna be the one who logs my lifts of glass

When I'm hung over? Well I know you're gonna count 

You're gonna count the hours I spend flat on my ass.

 

But I would walk 5000 steps

And I would walk 5000 more

Just to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my 

ten thousand step reward

 

When I work out, yes I know we'll have some fun

because you'll be the one who's workin' out with me.

And when I'm hungry from the workin' out I've done

I swear I'll tell you every calorie I eat.

 

When I come home (When I come home), and I'm limpin' like a fool

I'm gonna limp along with gusto 'cause of you.

But when I shower, well I only have one rule 

I'm gonna take that long hot shower without you.

 

But I would walk 5000 steps

And I would walk 5000 more

Just to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my 

ten thousand step reward

 

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's lonely wearing you

And when I'm dreaming, well I know you'll know I dream

because somehow you track my sleeping and that's creepy.

 

When I go out (when I go out), well I know you're gonna go

You're gonna go just fine with what I choose to wear.

And when I come home (when I come home), yes I know I'm gonna wish

I'm gonna wish I'd walked instead of driving there.

I'm gonna wish I'd walked instead of driving there.

 

But I would walk 5000 steps

And I would walk 5000 more

Just to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my 

ten thousand step reward

[Raincloak]

lol.  Because after getting rid of an earworm, the second best thing to do is share it with everyone.  Right?

[Moros]

lol.  Because after getting rid of an earworm, the second best thing to do is share it with everyone.  Right?

 

Absolutely   To be fair,  I did mention it in the title.