Moros Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Original is at: http://www.schlockmercenary.com/blog/fitbit-filk-5000-steps By Howard Tayler: And Now, a FitBit FilkGo ahead and sing it. You know the melody already. (ed - The Proclaimers "500 miles")When I wake up, well I know you're gonna beyou're gonna be the one who vibrates me awakeWhen I go out, yeah I know you're gonna beYou're gonna be the one who counts the steps I take. If I get drunk, well I know you're gonna beyou're gonna be the one who logs my lifts of glassWhen I'm hung over? Well I know you're gonna count You're gonna count the hours I spend flat on my ass. But I would walk 5000 stepsAnd I would walk 5000 moreJust to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my ten thousand step reward When I work out, yes I know we'll have some funbecause you'll be the one who's workin' out with me.And when I'm hungry from the workin' out I've doneI swear I'll tell you every calorie I eat. When I come home (When I come home), and I'm limpin' like a foolI'm gonna limp along with gusto 'cause of you.But when I shower, well I only have one rule I'm gonna take that long hot shower without you. But I would walk 5000 stepsAnd I would walk 5000 moreJust to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my ten thousand step reward When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who's lonely wearing youAnd when I'm dreaming, well I know you'll know I dreambecause somehow you track my sleeping and that's creepy. When I go out (when I go out), well I know you're gonna goYou're gonna go just fine with what I choose to wear.And when I come home (when I come home), yes I know I'm gonna wishI'm gonna wish I'd walked instead of driving there.I'm gonna wish I'd walked instead of driving there. But I would walk 5000 stepsAnd I would walk 5000 moreJust to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my ten thousand step reward 1 Quote Rebooting Ranger and Legionary "Only a Dead Legionary Gives Up" - Day of the Starwind "It always seems bad at first, but then I find a way" - Samurai Jack Link to comment
Raincloak Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 lol. Because after getting rid of an earworm, the second best thing to do is share it with everyone. Right? 1 Quote Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Hylian Assassin 5'5", 143 lbs. Half-marathon: 3:02It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Link to comment
Moros Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 lol. Because after getting rid of an earworm, the second best thing to do is share it with everyone. Right? Absolutely To be fair, I did mention it in the title. Quote Rebooting Ranger and Legionary "Only a Dead Legionary Gives Up" - Day of the Starwind "It always seems bad at first, but then I find a way" - Samurai Jack Link to comment
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