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Hello, I'm Gen, thank-you for letting me in!    :pirate: 

 

As I like sweets and ice-cream a tad too much, I'm a tad chubbier than I used to be, and tbh I think going full paleo is going to be beyond me.

 

My overall plot is to try to turn time back three years, at that point I was at my healthiest. Sadly my evil nemesis LIFE appeared, and cursed me with two extra stone in weight and intense fatigue that leaves me asleep for most of the day. 

 

 

"Mwuahahaha, you think you shall clean the bathroom? I think not, instead you shall fail to find the energy to stand up and walk out the room!"

 

*Jingle-jingle*

 

"You think you want to go for a run? Mwuahahahaha. You shall instead be so incapable of keeping your eyes open that you don't even have time to lie down before your brain stops working"

 

*Jingle-Jangle*

 

 

And so on....  I used to have an ar*e! I used to have a decent bottom that any woman would be proud of, it was comparable to Miss Johansson's, now it's like a balloon that's deflated. I want my bum back!

 

I live in the ashdown forest and spend my time roaming around tracking fallow deer and foraging, a little time travel shouldn't be beyond me. 

 

I look forward to meeting you all around here, I'm looking forward to this x x 

 

 

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Sending vibes of motivation and love to all x

 

 

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Welcome to the rebellion. Looks like you have a good plan there. Check out the Recruit section in the challenge forums. A new challenge starts on Monday, so you're just in time.

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