Guest Snake McClain Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 oh wait...it won't actually get longer? Crap. #sarcasm Link to comment
ajdelaware Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Good point. But yeah, mine was 11.5" when I weighed 321, and now its 1' at 268, so I guess its not super accurate..../lies Link to comment
Anivair Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I think we all realized that. Tip of the penis to base of the spine is constant unless you get surgery to cut some ligaments that keep the penis stable.Youch. I like my stability, thanks. Level 3 Human Ranger STR: 9 DEX: 5.25 STA: 14.5 CON: 5.5 WIS: 16 CHA: 5.5 My Current Challenge Link to comment
aj_rock Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I have 3" hidden?*goes for a run*And quote of the day goes to... Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log! Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 And quote of the day goes to...AGREED! Link to comment
Crxmahan Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Cutting the legiments only adds like half an inch. Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Cutting the legiments only adds like half an inch.and also adds that you have had your wiener cut. Link to comment
Nmetzler Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Just going along with the general theme of this thread, but I read an interesting article recently. During its studies it found an increase in workout productivity when Porn was watched right before going to go lift weights. I think it had something to do with the increase of testosterone in the system. That said, no happy endings otherwise you'll release said testosterone (in my opinion probably having a negative effect on said workout.) So go get yourself riled up and lift some weights =p. Link to comment
aj_rock Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I don't think that's true, nmetzler. If it was, it would be mandatory for professional athletes to abstain from sex and simply get the shit teased out of them prior to a game Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log! Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Just going along with the general theme of this thread, but I read an interesting article recently. During its studies it found an increase in workout productivity when Porn was watched right before going to go lift weights. I think it had something to do with the increase of testosterone in the system. That said, no happy endings otherwise you'll release said testosterone (in my opinion probably having a negative effect on said workout.) So go get yourself riled up and lift some weights =p.all you married dudes trying explainging this to your wife.Scene - CoreyD in living room with tv on. Blonde lady moaning wildly. His wife enters the room.MrsCoreyD: OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!CoreyD: (with pants and clothes all comepletly on but leaning forward watching the tv) huh? Oh. Just getting ready for the gym babe. it's cool. Link to comment
ajdelaware Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Just going along with the general theme of this thread, but I read an interesting article recently. During its studies it found an increase in workout productivity when Porn was watched right before going to go lift weights. I think it had something to do with the increase of testosterone in the system. That said, no happy endings otherwise you'll release said testosterone (in my opinion probably having a negative effect on said workout.) So go get yourself riled up and lift some weights =p.I forget the show, but it was something like "Its Fucking Science" or something like that, but they tested this theory out. They had a pro athlete abstain from sex for a period of time, and had him do a series of exercises. Then they had him go knock boots with wifey, and come back and perform the same exercises. I forget if the levels they came up with were identical or not, but I almost want to say that the results were better post-coitus. Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I forget the show, but it was something like "Its Fucking Science" or something like that, but they tested this theory out. They had a pro athlete abstain from sex for a period of time, and had him do a series of exercises. Then they had him go knock boots with wifey, and come back and perform the same exercises. I forget if the levels they came up with were identical or not, but I almost want to say that the results were better post-coitus.we need research. someone google this. Link to comment
Nmetzler Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 AJ_Rock rofl, i'm not talking about abstinence... trust me. I'm talking about doing this right before you go work out. Link to comment
ajdelaware Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 we need research. someone google this.http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/0222_060222_sex.htmlThis is a really wrong idea," said Emmanuele A. Jannini of the University of L'Aquila in Italy. Jannini is a professor of endocrinology, the study of bodily secretions, and has studied effects of sex on athletic performance. Jannini has found that sex in fact stimulates the production of testosterone, thus boosting aggression. Link to comment
wildross Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Once upon a time in the USA, sex was thought to decrease your performance. Hence why they would sequester football players in a hotel before a big game. I'm sure that worked really well too. Warriors don't count reps and sets. They count tons. My psychologist weighs 45 pounds, has an iron soul and sits on the end of a bar Tally Sheet for 2019 Encouragement for older members: Chronologically Blessed Group; Encouragement for newbie lifters: When we were weaker Link to comment
Crxmahan Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I don't think that's true, nmetzler. If it was, it would be mandatory for professional athletes to abstain from sex and simply get the shit teased out of them prior to a game This is what they do... They avoid sex for a night or two make them rage and a test boost, the test boost makes you feel like fucking wolverine. Link to comment
aj_rock Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 I'd agree with the natgeo quote from delaware, and it makes sense. I mean, hormones are produced in response to a change in body levels of... something. I don't think horn-doggy-dogness counts, but if you have sex (or whatever floats your boat), your body has now uhhhh secreted something that needs replenishing... hence a net INCREASE in test.I also think impact on focus might be a factor. Tell me you can watch some good... videos... and then go concentrate on lifting heavy weight?I don't think raging is a good idea either. Most sports require a relatively calm and collected mental state in order to perform properly. Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log! Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 An you crack me up. Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 what does the bro science manual say...?page 6969... i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 and of course... the question comes to mind... why you so dirty...? i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 See if a woman approached me acting like her telling me to wash her my brain would scream slut attention whore and I'd run away. Link to comment
Crxmahan Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Id wash her with my tounge Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 See if a woman approached me acting like her telling me to wash her my brain would scream slut attention whore and I'd run away.Id wash her with my toungeare you sure that you two weren't twins separated at birth...? i see cheech and chong corsican brothers in the two hoosier boys... i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 So can I get a vote on whether this scene was the best nerd adolescent moment of your life? It's not just what alyson says, but the powder blue frilly shirt that jason is wearing that makes the scene... i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Id wash her with my toungeDon't get me wrong. Smoking body. But....well lets put it this way if she's a stranger I'm not interested. Now of that's my woman and she comes in likebthat I'm all over it. Please don't call me a Hoosier. I don't represent Indiana well. I'm often told I belong in seatttle. Inexplicably. And maybe we are related. I am adopted after all. Link to comment
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