Random Thoughts of Randomness

[Frost of the Gloaming]

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[Guzzi]

7 minutes ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

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Bahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Guzzi]

I've just been to the post office to post presents home to my family. FIFTY FUCKING QUID it cost me! Seriously???

[Guzzi]

26 minutes ago, RandMart said:

Your family is fifty fucking squids?

 

"This is our disabled daughter, Guzzi. Poor child has only two arms, only two legs, such tiny eyes, and a little round head. Please don't stare, she's quite shy and self-conscious"

 

I always knew I was "special" 

[Closet Librarian]

4 hours ago, RandMart said:

 

An old Chinese proverb "A Stork may bring a baby, but a Swallow never does"

Bwaaaaahahahaha!

 

[Frost of the Gloaming]

"The problem with sharing online ordering services"

So my brother was being a dick, so while shopping on major shopping site I saw that they had a dildo for pretty cheap, I thought it would be pretty funny to get it for him for Christmas, (it was bright pink and sparkly) My wife was like "No you can't, my sister will see it in the cart and think I bought it" me "Oh so I should probably take the butt plugs out of the cart too" mwahahaha

 

 

[Frost of the Gloaming]

Probably when they are afraid of losing the small and haven't made their way up to Horse sized yet......

[Closet Librarian]

2 hours ago, RandMart said:

 

A dude at work left his email open once and we saw an order like that

 

How exactly does one decide they want "Medium" sized plugs?

2 hours ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

Probably when they are afraid of losing the small and haven't made their way up to Horse sized yet......

^^This. . . although I understand you can get them in sets as well.  o.O

 

[Guzzi]

Just now, Closet Librarian said:

^^This. . . although I understand you can get them in sets as well.  o.O

 

 

Starting with anal beads and working their way up???  

[Frost of the Gloaming]

Yep whatever floats your boat

 

 

[Frost of the Gloaming]

Well I don't think you eat them and have them come the other way......

[Frost of the Gloaming]

Excuse me is your butt ringing?

 

http://explosm.net/comics/4405

[Tomu-san]

14 minutes ago, RandMart said:

There's a chapter about prison & that sort of thing

 

https://www.amazon.com/Gulp-Adventures-Alimentary-Mary-Roach/dp/0393348741

[Closet Librarian]

Ah holidays.  My desk looks like I've been murdering pixies.

[Frost of the Gloaming]

Yea with all the arts and crafts projects going on in my house I pretty much assume I'm going to glitter when I step out into the sunlight

[Frost of the Gloaming]

Well with all the Singles($1)  in my pocket...... Frost the Twilight Vampire Stripper

 

Dude I know I'm years behind but seriously if some male stripper didn't do that as a gimmick they probably missed out on a gold mine

[Closet Librarian]

1 hour ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

Well with all the Singles($1)  in my pocket...... Frost the Twilight Vampire Stripper

 

Dude I know I'm years behind but seriously if some male stripper didn't do that as a gimmick they probably missed out on a gold mine

 

It's the best I can do on short notice. 

[Closet Librarian]

2 hours ago, RandMart said:

 

Something tells me you keep that link pretty handy

 

****

 

You know the old trope "I'm only doing this to pay for college?" When I was working at the Club, I met a few girls who were doing just that; two were Engineering students at Drexel, one was studying Law at Temple and another was going for her Masters in English at Penn

 

The funny thing was that I didn't learn these details while they were between sets at the Club, but from talking with them while running in Fairmount Park

I do solemnly swear that I never stripped to pay for college.  I was a process server.  Stripping would have been a step up.

[Closet Librarian]

2 hours ago, RandMart said:

 

Plus, turning Pro could've kept you out of the Olympics, so you just did it for fun?

 

Or something

Caught that didja?  I may or may not personally know some of the instructors here, and I may or may not have danced with them:  http://glittertribestudios.com/

[Guzzi]

So, come on then, fess up. Who pigged themselves silly over Christmas? 

 

Ill admit to having two servings of Malteaser pavlova followed by Christmas pud with brandy sauce. There may also have been mince pies.  

[Frost of the Gloaming]

What's the point of living if you can't indulge every once in a while

[Closet Librarian]

8 hours ago, Guzzi said:

So, come on then, fess up. Who pigged themselves silly over Christmas? 

 

Ill admit to having two servings of Malteaser pavlova followed by Christmas pud with brandy sauce. There may also have been mince pies.  

 

3 hours ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

What's the point of living if you can't indulge every once in a while

Yes and yes.   Alllll the cookies.

[Raincloak]

Mwahaha.  On Hanukkah it's traditional to eat fried foods to commemorate the miracle of the oil. So it's been latkes and doughnuts all week!  (And occasional broth with veggies, just to maintain sound digestion.)

 

I kinda wish everybody limited sweets and rich food to special occasions; the holiday indulgence just isn't so charming in a world where junk food is ubiquitous and obesity is a disease of poverty.

[Frost of the Gloaming]

That's why I think instead of planting flowers around the city they should be putting veggies; costs the same and is more beneficial

 

Trying to find a new therapist, wish me luck.....

 

 

[Closet Librarian]

5 hours ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

That's why I think instead of planting flowers around the city they should be putting veggies; costs the same and is more beneficial

 

Trying to find a new therapist, wish me luck.....

 

 

I don't think you need a therapist.  I think you need to write a letter to the city council.  EVERYTHING I plant is edible. . .