Guzzi Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 22 hours ago, Muir said: Do your business in a plastic container (one you don't mind throwing away after), collect the sample, empty the rest in the toilet. Edit: Also, I was giggling like mad reading through your post. hehe Soooo..... let me get this right. You sit the container inside the toilet first and try to aim your bumhole in it's direction? Or do you perform some kind of weird "hovering your butt just above the toilet seat with the plastic tub clamped against your bum cheeks, gripping it with just your finger tips" thing? I'm guessing it's the former, amirite? There is one thing though... I have to provide three different samples. I'm going to lose a lot of Tupperware. 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 21 hours ago, Fearkiller said: What are you, a cannon? Hey, there is a reason they want to check it out... Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted January 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 On 1/7/2017 at 9:22 AM, Guzzi said: There is one thing though... I have to provide three different samples. I'm going to lose a lot of Tupperware. Maybe drape some clingfilm over the bowl? A bit looser than one would do as a prank (not that I would know anything about that...). Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 $1 store strainer, everything you don't need goes through, dump when you are done and you're only out a $1 1 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 7 hours ago, Frost of the Gloaming said: $1 store strainer, everything you don't need goes through, dump when you are done and you're only out a $1 Now this is something worth considering. Thanks Frosty! Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Raincloak Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 You could drain the water from the toilet bowl, do your business, then lift the seat and scoop a sample from the dry bowl. To drain the bowl, open the tank lid. Securely prop up the floaty thing in (or just hold it up with one hand) so no more water comes in. Reach into the tank (the water in there is clean) and lift the flapper. The water will drain out of the tank and into the bowl. If you do it right the water pressure will flush the toilet, and it won't refill because you propped up the floater in the tank. If it doesn't flush by itself, try pouring a bucket of water into the bowl. 2 Quote Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Hylian Assassin 5'5", 143 lbs. Half-marathon: 3:02It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Link to comment
Raincloak Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 Or you could close the valve that provides water to that toilet. Same way you do when a pipe leaks. Or, I guess you could get a pack of cheap cooking spoons with long handles, and use them to break off a bit and scoop it up. 1 Quote Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Hylian Assassin 5'5", 143 lbs. Half-marathon: 3:02It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 Still talking about poo fishing Meh I was looking like a Unabomber, so I shaved everything but my goatee and goddamn my cheeks are cold 1 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Frost of the Gloaming said: Still talking about poo fishing Meh I was looking like a Unabomber, so I shaved everything but my goatee and goddamn my cheeks are cold Oh no! I thought you were going to keep it and grow it longer? Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 I was, I struggle with the whole looking like a homeless person look Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Akura Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Frost of the Gloaming said: I was, I struggle with the whole looking like a homeless person look You mean you struggled with the professor look? 1 Quote The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way. Instagram food log Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 I have been growing out my goatee for the last 4-5 months (?; I don't know it gets long I cut it) so it wasn't even with the sides so I looked really raggedy; I know eventually I'll have to trim the goatee to match up, but really I'm not there yet Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 When you are on an Island and the only competition is between you, the Skipper and Gilligan; all I can say is poor Gilligan Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 18 minutes ago, RandMart said: The Professor did alright without the beard Im guessing the professor isn't the red head then??? 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Helix "The Peasant" Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 I've studied Russian, Bulgarian, English, French and German. Now I am looking at wikipedia and kinda want to go live in Spain. *headbutts himself* 3 Quote Vegan Bum Adventurer on a bike. Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Current Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 I have nothing to add to the Dating thread, but all I can say is damn I'm glad I from the generation after having to use the phone to talk to people and before digital camera's really became a thing. That nice little 5year window of IM's and chat rooms wait..... that might be the reason why I have a hard time talking to people in real life, you could honestly give your self time and re-write what you were going to say 30 times before hitting send. If you studied Russian/Bulgarian/German you will not have a problem with Spanish, no they don't really have a lot in common but Spanish isn't as bad as you think. 1 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Raincloak Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Of the languages you listed, French is most closely related to Spanish, and English isn't too far away. For extra fun you could study Catalan or Portuguese, which are cousins of Spanish, but with more French influence (and less Arabic than Spanish has in it). Spain is a great place to work if you speak fluent English or German. They get hordes of German tourists along the coast, and the Germans have to speak English when they want something because no one in Spain speaks German. 2 Quote Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Hylian Assassin 5'5", 143 lbs. Half-marathon: 3:02It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Damn I was just happy to not fall on my face while riding down stairs Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 34 minutes ago, RandMart said: Here's a little bike tour of some town on Gran Canaria, courtesy of Danny MacAskill & GoPro Oooooooh! His nuts must have got hammered at the end there, surely!? Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted January 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Videos like that make my butt clench. I have a fear of heights. Well, not so much heights as of falling. Well, not so much falling as stopping falling. 2 Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Helix "The Peasant" Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 I swear, when/if I have children, none of them are gonna get any touch of technology, except a small indestructable Nokia to call me or the police. Quote Vegan Bum Adventurer on a bike. Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Current Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Guzzi you really don't sit on the bike seat when you ride like that. Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Yeah, I get that... but when he lands in the water the laws of physics dictate his bike will (very rapidly) decelerate when it hits the water whilst his body will still be accelerating, causing a meeting of the two somewhere in the groin/saddle region, no? In fairness Im basing my assumption mostly on watching my mate Ally jump into water on his mountain bike. And then nearly drowning as he tried to cradle his testes and shout "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" Whilst underwater. There me is the aforementioned saddle height difference, but I assumed theincreased height/speed would make up for the lower saddle. He wasn't holding his nuts and sobbing on the li-lo right enough... Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Oi!!! I resemble that remark!!! Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Never jump into water with a bike you don't want to lose Should be a fun conversation, "Your mother needs mental help." Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
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