wells101 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Purloined is a great word. And thanks for the love. Link to comment
wells101 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Oh, wait."When you're doing this, I need you to imagine you're taking the hardest shit of your life."In regards to how low you need to go when you do squats. I high fived this trainer. His trainee was putting his ass to the ground on every squat. EDIT: spelling. i think i was on my phone? 1 Link to comment
I-Jo Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Harken yon field wherein i plantith mine fucks.Lo, for it is barren!I've seen that about on a faux e-card thing- and there was something about the way it was written that I wasn't catching. Seeing it written here it immediately clicked. HYSTERICAL. I love. back to overheard at the gym"doing bridge lifts works your quad". hmmmmmm mk. me think you shouldn't be giving people advice if you don't know what muscle is the focus of said lift. seriously. Link to comment
Why not? Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 back to overheard at the gym"doing bridge lifts works your quad". hmmmmmm mk. me think you shouldn't be giving people advice if you don't know what muscle is the focus of said lift. seriously. Ignorance, the great equalizer. Long Term Goals: Spoiler 200# 245# Snatch 300# Clean and Jerk 380# 465# Back Squat 450# 500# Deadlift Planche Human Flag Front Lever 285# Log Clean and Press 1k Row under 3:20 Back Flip Bodyweight Turkish Get-up For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for the present life and the life to come. 1 Timothy 4:8 Never compromise. Link to comment
Timmy M Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Harken yon field wherein i plantith mine fucks.Lo, for it is barren!...http://9gag.com/gag/aWZ28bZ 1 Link to comment
clandestine Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 3 middle aged overweight women in the gym, trying their hardest. Good on them, right?I take up the squat rack next to them, get some warmup back squats out the way, follow it up with some warmup front squats. Start loading up my front squats for some widow makers (Booyah, I hate my legs obviously). I hear the women next to me say, "What is that guy doing? Doesn't he know how to squat? What an idiot." I ... didn't ... even ... wow. 3 Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Bahahahaha!!! I actually burst out laughing at that one. Priceless. Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 My brother lamenting about losing form over the last couple of years and how after doing 1000 crunches a day he still had no six pack, squat man, squat is what I say, lift heavy, deadlift, lift heavy.His reply, I hate squats.*facepalm* Wait! What............? Link to comment
Why not? Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 My brother lamenting about losing form over the last couple of years and how after doing 1000 crunches a day he still had no six pack, squat man, squat is what I say, lift heavy, deadlift, lift heavy.His reply, I hate squats.*facepalm*He does realize that no one has ever gotten a six pack from ab exercises, right? Long Term Goals: Spoiler 200# 245# Snatch 300# Clean and Jerk 380# 465# Back Squat 450# 500# Deadlift Planche Human Flag Front Lever 285# Log Clean and Press 1k Row under 3:20 Back Flip Bodyweight Turkish Get-up For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for the present life and the life to come. 1 Timothy 4:8 Never compromise. Link to comment
wells101 Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 He does realize that no one has ever gotten a six pack from ab exercises, right?Aren't Abs made in the kitchen? I thought they were made in the kitchen. Nevermind the body parts laying all over the place. Frank hasn't exactly made it past the 'planning' stages. Link to comment
Guest Dirty Deads Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 They are made the way any other muscle is. They are found I the kitchen for certain. If they are to pop out, they should be built up, then revealed through the kitchen. Link to comment
Guest Dirty Deads Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Perhaps a metaphor for, "Drop the fork and step away from the plate" Link to comment
Why not? Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 These guys have some pretty sound abdominals, and I'll bet they're not doing any crunchesThis. Aren't Abs made in the kitchen? I thought they were made in the kitchen.This too. They are made the way any other muscle is. They are found I the kitchen for certain. If they are to pop out, they should be built up, then revealed through the kitchen.Also this. To clarify: visible six pack abs will not be acquired from ab exercises. 1 Long Term Goals: Spoiler 200# 245# Snatch 300# Clean and Jerk 380# 465# Back Squat 450# 500# Deadlift Planche Human Flag Front Lever 285# Log Clean and Press 1k Row under 3:20 Back Flip Bodyweight Turkish Get-up For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for the present life and the life to come. 1 Timothy 4:8 Never compromise. Link to comment
Obitim Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 This. This too. Also this. To clarify: visible six pack abs will not be acquired from ab exercises. Oh man! Does that mean I need to stop my 400 crunches, 600 side crunches and 1200 oblique planks? Man, what am I going to do with all that extra time now? 1 Link to comment
MetalNinja Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Oh man! Does that mean I need to stop my 400 crunches, 600 side crunches and 1200 oblique planks? Man, what am I going to do with all that extra time now? Well, don't eat out of boredom... *rimshot* Butts. Link to comment
Why not? Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Oh man! Does that mean I need to stop my 400 crunches, 600 side crunches and 1200 oblique planks? Man, what am I going to do with all that extra time now?Well lets see...lift heavy stuff, focus on a new skill (something fun, like handstand push-ups), learn a new language, work on your memoirs...I could go all day! Long Term Goals: Spoiler 200# 245# Snatch 300# Clean and Jerk 380# 465# Back Squat 450# 500# Deadlift Planche Human Flag Front Lever 285# Log Clean and Press 1k Row under 3:20 Back Flip Bodyweight Turkish Get-up For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for the present life and the life to come. 1 Timothy 4:8 Never compromise. Link to comment
Oramac Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 My brother lamenting about losing form over the last couple of years and how after doing 1000 crunches a day he still had no six pack, squat man, squat is what I say, lift heavy, deadlift, lift heavy.His reply, I hate squats.*facepalm* Hell, I hate squats too, but I still do 'em. "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
Artinum Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 He does realize that no one has ever gotten a six pack from ab exercises, right? Are you suggesting all those ab exerciser product commercials are lying...?! 1 What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
wells101 Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 I have so much love for the jedi in this picture. Link to comment
Why not? Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Are you suggesting all those ab exerciser product commercials are lying...?!I suggest nothing. They are lying. Long Term Goals: Spoiler 200# 245# Snatch 300# Clean and Jerk 380# 465# Back Squat 450# 500# Deadlift Planche Human Flag Front Lever 285# Log Clean and Press 1k Row under 3:20 Back Flip Bodyweight Turkish Get-up For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for the present life and the life to come. 1 Timothy 4:8 Never compromise. Link to comment
Oramac Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 I have so much love for the jedi in this picture. Be better if he was Sith! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Kidding. He's a badass for helping out his friend like that) "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
I-Jo Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 I'm kind of partial to the pimp stick one... although the Jedi one is pretty funny. Link to comment
Obitim Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Well lets see...lift heavy stuff, focus on a new skill (something fun, like handstand push-ups), learn a new language, work on your memoirs...I could go all day! Nah...that sounds like hard work to me... Link to comment
Obitim Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 ... Learn to skateboard? I have 2 things I want to learn before I die, guitar and surfing...however, living in Leeds and planning a wedding means that they're not top of my priorities list at the mo! Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 What??? With all the fantastic surfing opportunities offered in Leeds???? 1 Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
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