GreenEyesBright Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 In honor of his birthday, post your favorite jokes/one liners/pic. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. Sent from my MB860 using Tapatalk Quote Wake Your Dreams... Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Oooh, fun thread! Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. I've always loved that one! Quote The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
GreenEyesBright Posted March 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Haha awesome! Mmm The Gulf of Mexico was created when Chuck Norris made Superman cry. Sent from my MB860 using Tapatalk Quote Wake Your Dreams... Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 When Chuck Norris does pull-ups he is actually pulling the Earth downwards.(Are we the only ones playing?) Quote The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
GreenEyesBright Posted March 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 For now. Its early and Sat. It'll pick up later.Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Fire escapes were built so fire could escape Chuck Norris. Sent from my MB860 using Tapatalk Quote Wake Your Dreams... Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Another one to go with the fire escape one: In Texas, the law says you must have fire escapes and Chuck Norris escapes on buildings. Quote The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
aj_rock Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'ed Quote Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log! Link to comment
161803398874989 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at the cover until they tell him the information he needs. Quote Quare? Quod vita mea non tua est. You can call me Phi, Numbers, Sixteen or just plain 161803398874989. Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'edWhen Chuck Norris walks on water, the sharks dive to the bottom in fear. Quote The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
aj_rock Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 When Chuck Norris walks on water, the sharks dive to the bottom in fear.Jesus learned how to walk on water from Chuck Norris. Quote Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log! Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Chuck Norris can win at Scrabble using only numbers. Quote The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
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