Hey computer people, how do I use these?

[CokeCanNinja]

I Stumbled onto this and was wondering how I use it: http://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=1230896

[aidanpryde]

I have worked on a couple of custom scripts but not very many. To create the script, open Notepad and copy the text into the file. Save it with a file name of *.JS where the asterisk is any text you feel like. i.e. joke.js.

Then follow the instructions here on running scripts.

[JaysFreaky]

Actually, since those are Windows scripts, you'll need to copy the text and set the file extension to all files then save it as filename.bat

Then you can either double-click on them to run them when you want. You could also the files into the startup folder and have it occur when the computer starts. haha

[67alecto]

AH, the old batch file tricks. Do what JaysFreaky said, but change where one of their commonly used shortcuts points so it hits the joke file. So anytime they go to open the file, it will trigger.

[CokeCanNinja]

OK, how do I end them? Would the three finger salute work?