Gwenhwyfar Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 I hope this is the right place to post this thread. Didn't see anywhere else to put it that would make sense! Basically in this game, you take a word a person said in an argument and turn it into an argument that doesn't relate anything to what they're saying.For example:Player1: The government is purposely decreasing the production of aluminum foul, man! I'm telling you they're onto us! They know that we know we can block off their mind reading with tin foil! NSA, man! NSA! Player2: Aluminum foil is an excellent way to store food! Stop spitting your lies that it encourages molding on food!Player3: That's what I've been telling you! We need to finally put that molding around our house, but you just don't listen! You say it's fine, but is it really fine?! Player4: Oh! So that's how it is?! You're going to make me pay a fine for talking to you?!! And so and so forth... And now let's start:No! We can't have an alpaca as a pet! There's no space for it in our yard! Where are we gonna get the room for it? What are we gonna feed it if it doesn't eat grass?!! You're not thinking this through, future poster!! 2 Quote <p>Gwenhwyfar, level 0 Wild elf adventurerSTR 0|DEX 0|STA 0|CON 0|WIS 0|CHA 0 Link to comment
SugarRay Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Yard?! Yard?! Please be so kind as to use the metric system. It allows scalability by prefixes and is far easier for unit conversions! It is clear to any person with half a brain cell which is the better system of measurement! (...have I got the right idea? =D) 1 Quote SugarRay - Lycan - MonkLevel 4 - STR : 5 | DEX : 8 | STA : 3 | CON : 5 | WIS : 8 | CHA : 1 Challenges: No. 1 - No.2 - No.3 - No.3: SugarRay's Comeback Match. Link to comment
Gwenhwyfar Posted July 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Zombies cannot survive on half a brain cell! Are you nuts or just cruel?! They need to eat a full brain to survive! They don't have to eat human brains, they can eat cow brains! There's more than one kind of brain! Zombies are people too!! (=D You got the idea down perfectly! Thanks for joining in. I was beginning to worry that nobody likes forum games here.) Quote <p>Gwenhwyfar, level 0 Wild elf adventurerSTR 0|DEX 0|STA 0|CON 0|WIS 0|CHA 0 Link to comment
SugarRay Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 What's wrong with nuts?! What is it with you people? Nuts are full of protein and healthy fats, discriminating against them is just ridiculous. Look, just because nuts are classified as fruit doesn't mean you have to treat them like fruit, give them nuts a freaking break! (I love games like this: it allows me to use my highly developed sophistry skills to their best. I didn't go to those philosophy classes at school for nothing!) 1 Quote SugarRay - Lycan - MonkLevel 4 - STR : 5 | DEX : 8 | STA : 3 | CON : 5 | WIS : 8 | CHA : 1 Challenges: No. 1 - No.2 - No.3 - No.3: SugarRay's Comeback Match. Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 You want a break? What.......right now? You don't deserve a break you have only just walked in here, sat down done a few pages in your math book and now you want a break? ( is this right?) 1 Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Gwenhwyfar Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Hey! I like books! Don't make fun of books! They make you think and expand your vocabulary! You don't expand it as much in movies as you do as books! Do you wanna talk like a caveman?! (=D You got the idea perfectly! Thanks for joining!) Quote <p>Gwenhwyfar, level 0 Wild elf adventurerSTR 0|DEX 0|STA 0|CON 0|WIS 0|CHA 0 Link to comment
SugarRay Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Expand?! Why on earth would you expand the factors of that polynomial? The expanded form will be messy, are you a glutton for punishment or something?! It's damn well fine as it is, we don't need to complicate things! Quote SugarRay - Lycan - MonkLevel 4 - STR : 5 | DEX : 8 | STA : 3 | CON : 5 | WIS : 8 | CHA : 1 Challenges: No. 1 - No.2 - No.3 - No.3: SugarRay's Comeback Match. Link to comment
Gwenhwyfar Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Punishment?! You think I'm punishing you, SugarRay?!! Why is it that I give a little critique on how you can improve, you take it in the harshest way possible? Are you that sensitive?! What do I have to do to get through to you?! UGH!!! Quote <p>Gwenhwyfar, level 0 Wild elf adventurerSTR 0|DEX 0|STA 0|CON 0|WIS 0|CHA 0 Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Your critique of the play was bloody awful, really you want to be known as "that guy"? The main actor was totally in his space and did a fantastic job portraying the lost, foreboding soul, how did you even get a job doing critique, you wouldn't know how to without the "critique for dummies" guide! Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Gwenhwyfar Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Clearly, SevenofSeven, when our guide tells us to turn right, we turn right!! There's no "ifs" and "buts" about it! So what if it looks like we're heading into a creepy, swampy lake? Maybe our guide knows better than to head into the direction of that cliff! You wanna start taking over this tour?!! 1 Quote <p>Gwenhwyfar, level 0 Wild elf adventurerSTR 0|DEX 0|STA 0|CON 0|WIS 0|CHA 0 Link to comment
SugarRay Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Head? That's just ridiculous! Surely killing a vampire by cutting off his head is the worst way to slay a vampire!? It's not economical for one, and it sure ain't pretty. If you don't want to stake through the heart, then you might as well quit the business! Quote SugarRay - Lycan - MonkLevel 4 - STR : 5 | DEX : 8 | STA : 3 | CON : 5 | WIS : 8 | CHA : 1 Challenges: No. 1 - No.2 - No.3 - No.3: SugarRay's Comeback Match. Link to comment
Terinatum Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 I have a stake in this business. I know you do as well, but only class A flyers can tilt at the windmills in this galaxy! (Hi) Quote The Way Better Now than Back Then Better Now than Later On Link to comment
Gwenhwyfar Posted August 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Excuse me, but it's not "Galaxy revolves around him," it's "The world revolves around him!" If you're going to use some overused metaphor, you should use it in its proper form! I don't care if you're trying to use galaxy to state that his ego is bigger than a world! Nobody is gonna get what you're saying, so say it right! Duh! (Hello! =D) Quote <p>Gwenhwyfar, level 0 Wild elf adventurerSTR 0|DEX 0|STA 0|CON 0|WIS 0|CHA 0 Link to comment
Terinatum Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 My, my. I say there. You in the green dress. Such poise, such a delicate form you have. Mmm, and the way you move so gracefully across the floor. I must know more. I must. Quote The Way Better Now than Back Then Better Now than Later On Link to comment
Gwenhwyfar Posted August 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 You don't think the Queen Elizabeth is the most poised person in the world? Hello? Queen of England!! It was trained into her blood!! (Umm, Terinatum, was that an argument? Seemed like a compliment.. =S) Quote <p>Gwenhwyfar, level 0 Wild elf adventurerSTR 0|DEX 0|STA 0|CON 0|WIS 0|CHA 0 Link to comment
SugarRay Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 You think England has the best breakfast?I'm sorry. I really am.But to say that the English Breakfast is the greatest breakfast in the world is completely ridiculous. Have you tried an Indian breakfast? Or a Chinese breakfast? How about German breakfasts? Judging a single culinary tradition to be the best is simply farcical. Quote SugarRay - Lycan - MonkLevel 4 - STR : 5 | DEX : 8 | STA : 3 | CON : 5 | WIS : 8 | CHA : 1 Challenges: No. 1 - No.2 - No.3 - No.3: SugarRay's Comeback Match. Link to comment
Terinatum Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Breakfast in America is the best album ever done! No, really, it was a smash hit. Okay, maybe not the best album, but damn near! Quote The Way Better Now than Back Then Better Now than Later On Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Hit the bloody thing! Look you wanted the Piñata, HIT the Piñata, just pushing it around isn't fun for anyone and we're all getting a little bored with your pathetic effort! Call yourself a cricketer! Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Guzzi Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 You bloody Aussies! Why does everything always come back to cricket? Yes you beat England every time, but the rest of the world just doesn't care! No one else even understands the stoopid game or it's rules anyway! 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Terinatum Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 It's back there. But how? You can't just sneak up on them. Because they can feel your vibration. And, they'll just jump and we'll be back at step one! Yes, that's what a cricket will do! Haven't you learnt anything from Harnessing Magical Powers from Nearby Critters 101. You failed?! Then why are you out here? You're ruining my chances of an A in this practical. Go back to the school and send me someone who knows their shite! Quote The Way Better Now than Back Then Better Now than Later On Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 There is a vibration in the front end. I'm not imagining it, it is there! Any speed over 50 and it starts to vibrate, I know what a vibration is, just take my word for it even though I am just woman!!! Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Gwenhwyfar Posted August 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 That excuse is not going to work! I don't care if you have a need for speed! In fact, that makes it worse! You will NOT be driving over the speed limit! We're in a parking lot for crying out loud!! 1 Quote <p>Gwenhwyfar, level 0 Wild elf adventurerSTR 0|DEX 0|STA 0|CON 0|WIS 0|CHA 0 Link to comment
Terinatum Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 Excuse Me! Dang, what on earth are you trying to do, kill me? Can you maybe read? Or at least understand pictures!? I swear. Oh yes I do. Don't look at me like I'm nuts. You're the one that came in the out door! Quote The Way Better Now than Back Then Better Now than Later On Link to comment
Guzzi Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Why is there a picture of you with another woman on Facebook? That's it! We're through! Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 OMG, woman what were you thinking, when did a woman ever betray her own and all over a shiny piece of sparkle! Call yourself woman, nah, you are a disgrace! Shame upon you. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
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