alexgator Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Oh, just join our Rebellion already. All the cool kids are doing it. Besides, you're polite and supportive, have a Batman username, and already made it a resolution to be fit. You fit in whether you want to or not Quote Link to comment
Guest Carjack Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Your banning progress is poor. You will lose the contest. Quote Link to comment
WorldWarCheese Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 To get banned, it's simple. Read the rules and FAQ. Break the first few rules in your first few points. You don't even need to be overly mean, just dumb sounding enough to make the admins feel like you're a waste of space (sympathy = bad). Illegal making two accounts? Make three and post-whore the same thread (have all three post nearly the same thing in a thread to keep it bumped) Can't make threads in a certain board in the forum? Do it. twice. Three times. As many as it takes. DO NOT tell them your goals, spite will make them keep you on the site no matter what kind of a douche you are. Forget being a good guy. Find people you really, really don't agree with/hate and use it. Are you a Liberal? Post nasty shit on a Conservative site. Don't like the military? Go all Westbrook Crazy Church or something. You have no soul on the internet, no conscious. You are a troll, an ugly hideous disgusting being who's personality is distasteful and who should have no friends. Make people cry. If someone stands up to you with reason call them homosexual slurs and use "your mother" jokes. Don't be a baby about it if you really want to win. Also, shut up and use the forum to get fit. You're clearly choosing sites you kinda want to learn from anyways, so stop being dumb (you're a crap troll anyways) and just make better use of your time. Quote Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Really? Now we're giving him advice? Quote lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
Guest Carjack Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 A sure way to get banned is to insinuate you've been banned several times before and that you're back for revenge. Don't even have to break the rules. Just a "u mods thot u cud get ridda me?!1 i come back to flod ur ass mate!" and you're banned faster than a chicken strangler on a vegan forum. Quote Link to comment
m00se Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 a chicken strangler on a vegan forum.I like this idea. Go post on www.veganforums.com about your chicken strangling exploits. Quote Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 I like this idea. Go post on www.veganforums.com about your chicken strangling exploits.Or a chicken strangling website about your Vegan exploits! Quote Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
positivelyrob Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 I don't get it. You seem to want to participate in a somewhat mean contest but stake the moral high ground by not being mean? I think you realized you actually don't want to be an internet jackass and that's good. So, come on in and get fit! I think "I was going to be a fake jerk, found out I was a nice person and then got shredded like lettuce" is a much better story. Quote Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Or you can come here, get nerdy, and get fit. Otherwise, I don't think we should do you the favor.i agree with this.Edward you need to do this instead: Join the forum. And go on your radio show explaining how while on your journey to be a turd via the forums you instead found the greatest bunch of people EVER (and dude you totally did), then you make your portion of the radio about how really the internet isn't all that bad and although your co host or opponent or whatever won the game points, you won the LIFE POINTS. Take this whole negative thing and turn it into a lesson you learned on the realities of leveling up. Then you would probably get banned from the radio for not doing what you were supposed to and then you would win EVERYTHING!Also of course i know the Hush series. come on bro. *fist pump* Quote Link to comment
bananandrea Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 This thread is awesome. And it got Spezzy'd AND Steve'd. Epic. Anyways. I agree with most everyone. Join us. You're not going to get banned with this approach. Consider that mission: Failed. BUT!!! Start a better mission. A mission to a fit and healthier you! That is definitely a mission we can help you succeed in!!! Quote Make today your someday~~~"It's a lifestyle - train like there's no finish line~~~"I hated every minute of training, but I said, don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life a champion." - Muhammad Ali, Boxer~~~"There is nothing we cannot live down, rise above, and overcome." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox Link to comment
smedly Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 This whole thread if just funny Quote Semper Gumby-Always FlexiblePain is weakness leaving the body.FITOCRACY Link to comment
m00se Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Or a chicken strangling website about your Vegan exploits!Those of you at work, don't go Googling for 'chicken strangling'. I didn't think it through and the filters went ape-shit. Quote Link to comment
aj_rock Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Those of you at work, don't go Googling for 'chicken strangling'. I didn't think it through and the filters went ape-shit.I lulled.Ed, your only hope now is to make yet ANOTHER account and try again be more of a dipshit though. Quote Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log! Link to comment
Guest Carjack Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 I love how we're all ordering him to work out. Quote Link to comment
NukeTheUnicorns Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 This is pretty pathetic. If you can't even get banned from a forum, then you probably need a new hobby. Have you tried working out? Quote Valar Morghulis Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 This is pretty pathetic. If you can't even get banned from a forum, then you probably need a new hobby. Have you tried working out?i'm kinda with this guy. ^ Quote Link to comment
sylph Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 As a new member today, (which since its 1/1, now makes me look like a resolutioner... I'm not, i swear) this is one of the first threads I read.Hilarious.I think I'm gonna like it here... Quote Link to comment
MMyers Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Welcome, medjen. Quote Link to comment
This is Seth Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Karma whore. Quote You ever see those guys who look like they totally used to be in shape? I'm working to get back to that... Link to comment
spezzy Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 This is pretty pathetic. If you can't even get banned from a forum, then you probably need a new hobby. Have you tried working out? Quote I'm no longer an active member here. Please keep in touch: Instagram - Facebook - Forum Friends Discord - email “There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.” Link to comment
Atalan Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Or a chicken strangling website about your Vegan exploits!If you want to get really silly, do both at the same time. Quote Link to comment
Guest ZeroTwo Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 If you want to get really silly, do both at the same time.He could always go to a chicken forum about his vegan strangling exploits. Quote Link to comment
aj_rock Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 He could always go to a chicken forum about his vegan strangling exploits.He would be met with a standing ovation. Quote Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log! Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 He could always go to a chicken forum about his vegan strangling exploits.This was going to be my post, then I realized the same thing AJ did. Quote Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
Guest guest4729 Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Why have I been ignoring this thread? It's hilarious. Bahahahaha. Quote Link to comment
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