Why not? Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 The images could've been worse, this is what I read Dirty Long Term Goals: Spoiler 200# 245# Snatch 300# Clean and Jerk 380# 465# Back Squat 450# 500# Deadlift Planche Human Flag Front Lever 285# Log Clean and Press 1k Row under 3:20 Back Flip Bodyweight Turkish Get-up For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for the present life and the life to come. 1 Timothy 4:8 Never compromise. Link to comment
Maj. Bloodnok Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Great big muscular dude, face and head covered in shaving cream, singing Katy Perry's 'Firework' half a step flat. "If you get into trouble, you can always eat something, blow something up, or throw penguins." - Jim Henson Link to comment
Raev Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 For those who get dressed up to go to the gym... Dear god...the ankles.... ugh level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
MetalNinja Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Dudes in the power rack next to me today. One guy is squatting, the other is spotting, he's got a weight belt on, and I think it was four plates to a side on the bar. Doing quarter squats. Like his butt came down maaaaaybe four inches from the top. Like... what? Butts. Link to comment
dayzee84 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 The other day, as I was walking into the locker room, a couple o' bros were walking out. As they passed, I caught this gem "It probably didn't smell too bad out there today because there aren't that many girls around" Huh? I'm grasping at straws here, but at my gym there are a lot of women that wear a TON of perfume and it smells awful! Especially once they start sweating. So maybe that's what they meant? 1 level 7 ranger | battle log | challenges: 1 Link to comment
Flex Luthor Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 For those who get dressed up to go to the gym... The funniest thing about this video is that immediately after becoming the mayor of snap city it becomes apparent that she does in fact know how to take the heels off. "I like you just the way you are" - Mr. Rogers In Br0din's name we gain. Link to comment
insanity Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I hate you for putting that in my head.My job here is done... I can die a happy man... "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I'm grasping at straws here, but at my gym there are a lot of women that wear a TON of perfume and it smells awful! Especially once they start sweating. So maybe that's what they meant?I've never understood women who wear so much perfume that you're afraid to light a match in their general area. Do they not understand "subtle"? 1 Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Flex Luthor Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Uhhhh what gym do YOU go to??? In completely unrelated news I'm moving guys! 2 "I like you just the way you are" - Mr. Rogers In Br0din's name we gain. Link to comment
insanity Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Not fucking likely And it's for damn sure, they can't spell it DISCLAIMER: These HTFU model-chix are NOT at my gym, but they are reasonable stand-ins for some who areBut they don't dress like that to have the guys look... :-) Uhhhh what gym do YOU go to??? In completely unrelated news I'm moving guys!Where to? "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Flex Luthor Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Where to? I'll let you know when RandMart answers me lol "I like you just the way you are" - Mr. Rogers In Br0din's name we gain. Link to comment
sylph Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I've never understood women who wear so much perfume that you're afraid to light a match in their general area. Do they not understand "subtle"?In my experience, this phenomenon is much more prevalent in the male "Axe body spray" demographic. 2 Link to comment
Groove Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I've seen some strange things in the gym, I like to give the characters names like "The 80's Bachelor, Power-Walkin' Princess, and "The Reader." The 80's Bachelor: On a treadmill wearing a V-neck sweater, doused in Polo cologne, and listening to a Sony (cassette tape) walk man.Power-Walkin' Princess: Won't put up with your shit, she'll bark at you just before it's her turn for super-incline jazz-handed POWAH walk on the treadmill.The Reader: Mid 40's woman who's in great shape, she's constantly running while reading a Kindle on the treadmill. Later she can be found lifting free weights one arm at a time while reading a kindle. We've never made eye contact. 5 Link to comment
Flex Luthor Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 http://www.futurefitnesscenters.com/locations/locations.php http://www.futurefitnesscenters.com/schedule/west-berlin-class-schedule.php **** Think you can handle living in New Jersey? It's NOT for everyone http://www.theinertia.com/surf/an-american-surfing-juxtaposition-the-north-shore-and-new-jersey/ No way you're in Jersey?? That's only a 12 hour drive I'm so there! "I like you just the way you are" - Mr. Rogers In Br0din's name we gain. Link to comment
Raev Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I'll let you know when RandMart answers me lolYou and me both. o.O level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Think you can handle living in New Jersey? It's NOT for everyone I used to live in Jersey (exit 163), but I got better... Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Uhhhh what gym do YOU go to??? In completely unrelated news I'm moving guys!Which guys are you moving? 1 Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 In my experience, this phenomenon is much more prevalent in the male "Axe body spray" demographic. Yup, as bad or worse. Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Why not? Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Think you can handle living in New Jersey? It's NOT for everyone Don't do it! 1 Long Term Goals: Spoiler 200# 245# Snatch 300# Clean and Jerk 380# 465# Back Squat 450# 500# Deadlift Planche Human Flag Front Lever 285# Log Clean and Press 1k Row under 3:20 Back Flip Bodyweight Turkish Get-up For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for the present life and the life to come. 1 Timothy 4:8 Never compromise. Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I used to live in Jersey (exit 163), but I got better... There's only ONE Parkway Exit that counts Now, if we talk about Turnpike Exits Lived off exit 155 for 3 years, vacation off exit 25, and proposed to my wife off exit 0. 1 Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
chairohkey Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Exit 127 for about six months, Perth Amboy wut! Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Not fucking likely And it's for damn sure, they can't spell it DISCLAIMER: These HTFU model-chix are NOT at my gym, but they are reasonable stand-ins for some who areIf I had a body like that, I'd wear clothes like that, too. 2 Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
koshka3 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 whilst I was doing inversions on my mat Two bottle blonds lifting 5lb dumbells whisper (not so quietly) "Oh my god she must have a really strong neck" >< inversions are abdominal based.. but hey sure.. let's say I have a strong neck anyways. The guy next to me tries standing on his head and falls over onto my mat, guess he didn't have a strong neck ... 4 Species: DARK Wood ElfClass: Assassin STR3 DEX2 STA3 CON2WIS2 CHA2 " Guess that's the difference between us and the Avengers.The world already looked pretty good to them. They fought to keep it as it was.We fought to make it better"- Rogue (Anna Marie) ( Earth 616) Link to comment
Prairie Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Dudes always neglect the neck. *shakes head* What's an inversion, btw? Race: Ferret | Class: Assassin | Level: 4 | STR: 6 DEX: 3 STA: 1 CON: 5 WIS: 7 CHA: 3Battle Log | Challenges: 1, 2, 3 Link to comment
koshka3 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 It's a category of advanced poses in yoga. I was doing a pose called fallen angel. Where I mostly balance my body weight on my hands and a little bit on my cheek while my legs are in the air. The guy next to me was like "pshhhh so easy" ..He tried it and fell.. If you look up the pose it's not as easy as it may seem. Species: DARK Wood ElfClass: Assassin STR3 DEX2 STA3 CON2WIS2 CHA2 " Guess that's the difference between us and the Avengers.The world already looked pretty good to them. They fought to keep it as it was.We fought to make it better"- Rogue (Anna Marie) ( Earth 616) Link to comment
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