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Thanks:) Like they said.. "strong neck" lol!

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Obitim, on 30 Jan 2014 - 4:18 PM, said:snapback.png

I was an idioty at the gym...the Smith machine was in use (for squats or chest presses, I can't remember!)

 

So I decided to do inverted bodyweight rows on the power rack with the Olympic Bar...looking back I realise how dangerous it was and how stupid I looked...

 

I do this plenty. Just put the Oly bar on the safety pins. You're not gonna hurt it.

 

yeah, but our power rack has no safety pins...

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Dudes always neglect the neck. *shakes head*

What's an inversion, btw?

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It's a category of advanced poses in yoga. I was doing a pose called fallen angel. Where I mostly balance my body weight on my hands and a little bit on my cheek while my legs are in the air. The guy next to me was like "pshhhh so easy" ..He tried it and fell.. If you look up the pose it's not as easy as it may seem.

No yoga is easy.  I tried some for about a month.  I've never had my *** kicked in so many ways by my own body. ><

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Then do vinyasa flow, intermediate. Going upside down might help you appreciate fluidity and slow movements. I'm not into super slow movements myself, but without them the balance isn't there, and neither is the burn.

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Don't do it!

You know- I moved from CA to NJ and I've been here since 2007.  It's not nearly as atrocious as people think it is- there is a lot of stuff to do here- and a lot of access to stuff- NYC, Pocono's DC, Philly, AC if you are into that kind of thing- lots of good stuff and a plethora of airports so you have pretty easy access no matter where you are.

 

I would much prefer to live in PA- but since Christi put his foot down on working for the state having to live in the state- I'm stuck here. 

 

Regardless- I'm now smack in the middle of the state essentially so if you want to hang out!!! by all means let me know-

 

I have a pretty sweet gym at this point too so I'm really happy with how things are going. 

 

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You know- I moved from CA to NJ and I've been here since 2007.  It's not nearly as atrocious as people think it is- there is a lot of stuff to do here- and a lot of access to stuff- NYC, Pocono's DC, Philly, AC if you are into that kind of thing- lots of good stuff and a plethora of airports so you have pretty easy access no matter where you are.

 

I would much prefer to live in PA- but since Christi put his foot down on working for the state having to live in the state- I'm stuck here. 

 

Regardless- I'm now smack in the middle of the state essentially so if you want to hang out!!! by all means let me know-

 

I have a pretty sweet gym at this point too so I'm really happy with how things are going. 

 

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I've done something very much like Yoga ... well, it's like Yoga in a way that Scrambled Eggs are like Crème Brûlée

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Y'know ... as a Surfer, I should like Yoga ... I mean it's all about Balance and slowness and Calm and so on; which is kinda how I am, really ... but once I get a DVD on or something OnDemand and I try it ... I'm all like: "Okay, I can touch my toes. Great! Can we move on here? I haven't got all day! What's next? Move it people!"

 

 

Then do vinyasa flow, intermediate. Going upside down might help you appreciate fluidity and slow movements. I'm not into super slow movements myself, but without them the balance isn't there, and neither is the burn.

 

 

 

Prasara yoga focused on the transition between movements more than the movements themselves; it's good for those who want to speed it up a bit.  

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9C0Rn1vf4A

 

 

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Today I witnessed leg pressing with the smith machine.

 

And by leg pressing with the smith machine, I mean, a guy on his back with his feet in the air, using his legs/feet to press the bar up.  One of the trainers recommended he take other approaches to working his legs, but he wasn't having any of it.

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Today I witnessed leg pressing with the smith machine.

 

And by leg pressing with the smith machine, I mean, a guy on his back with his feet in the air, using his legs/feet to press the bar up.  One of the trainers recommended he take other approaches to working his legs, but he wasn't having any of it.

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Today I witnessed leg pressing with the smith machine.

 

And by leg pressing with the smith machine, I mean, a guy on his back with his feet in the air, using his legs/feet to press the bar up.  One of the trainers recommended he take other approaches to working his legs, but he wasn't having any of it.

Yeah, that's actually a thing. Good for hamstrings or quads, depending on how you set up.

 

http://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/detail/view/name/smith-machine-leg-press

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There was a guy at the gym this morning, he was on the rower, sweating like mad and didn't have a towel, he then left the machine and another woman went and got on the machine...

 

 

That man was me, and I'd left the machine to get a paper towel to wipe it down...all I could do was wipe the handles off...egg and my face were in alignment.

 

Lesson learned?  next time get the paper towel in advance if you forget your own...

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Today I witnessed leg pressing with the smith machine.

 

And by leg pressing with the smith machine, I mean, a guy on his back with his feet in the air, using his legs/feet to press the bar up.  One of the trainers recommended he take other approaches to working his legs, but he wasn't having any of it.

 

 

Yeah, that's actually a thing. Good for hamstrings or quads, depending on how you set up.

 

http://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/detail/view/name/smith-machine-leg-press

 

^What I was going to say.

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Yeah, that's actually a thing. Good for hamstrings or quads, depending on how you set up.

 

http://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/detail/view/name/smith-machine-leg-press

He definitely didn't look like that.  I'm thinking something was lost in translation and he tried to do some "exercise/workout of the week".  It was rather unstable and perilous-looking at the time.

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Today there were a bunch of people in the open space area for bodyweight; everyone else was on their phones doing their reps halfheartedly or incorrectly.  I know a lot of people don't like the gym and go out of sense of obligation, but I couldn't help thinking that if they just put the phones away they could get done faster...and efficiently.  

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Today there were a bunch of people in the open space area for bodyweight; everyone else was on their phones doing their reps halfheartedly or incorrectly. I know a lot of people don't like the gym and go out of sense of obligation, but I couldn't help thinking that if they just put the phones away they could get done faster...and efficiently.

This attitude confuses me. I understand that some things aren't as enjoyable as others, but if you're going to do it anyway, why prolong the discomfort? It's the same with my wife and her share of the housework, it'll take her 3x as long as it takes me simply because she won't get stuck in and just get it over with. Very confusing.

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The other day I heard a couple dudes talking business in the lifting area; they both had British accents.

 

I immediately thought "Hm? That's what some of the NF members might sound like"

what? british? or business like cause we're all smart madafackers (lol i lucked my way through a foundation degree that i hated)

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I had an odd one today.

 

I was in a half rack resting after my 4th set of barbell rows, just trying to catch my breath so I could go for set 5 and call it a day.  A pair of guys walk up to me and tap me on the shoulder.  When I took the music out of my ears I'm asked

 

"Hey, are you doing curls?"

 

"No, I'm just finishing up my rows"

 

"Oh.  Ok" *turns to buddy* "What's a row and why does it have to be done in the curl rack?"

 

......I made it a point to stick my butt out as far as I could at them when I bent over to do my last set of rows.

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