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Recuit Tapatio Reporting for duty

Day of Days: D-Day

Ladies, Gentleman, and Nerds of the Rebel Fitness Force!

I am about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which I have

striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon me. The

hopes and prayers of Fitness-loving people everywhere march with me.

In company with my new brave Allies and brothers and sisters-in-arms on

other Fronts, I will bring about the destruction of the Unhealthy war

machine, the elimination of fat tyranny over the oppressed peoples of

the world, and security for ourselves in a healthy world.

My task will not be an easy one. My enemy is well trained, well

equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 2012! Much has happened since the fat triumphs of

2004-2011. The United People have inflicted upon the Unhealthy army great defeats,

in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their

strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home

Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in Resources and Recipes

of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men.

The tide has turned! The Healthy men of the world are marching together to

Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in

battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great

and noble undertaking.

-Tapatio D Eisnehower

About Me:

First off sry if i posted to much i just thought i would have fun with this :tongue:. Hello fellow nerd my name is Erick Ramirez but most people call me by my nickname Tap. I am a 23year old and current work full-time and go to school full-time studying the ways of film and buisness. I have many intrestes which include Movies, games, comics, sports, and military history(mainly WW2 stuff). Over the past years i have been trying long and hard to become fit once again. Since 2004 i have been packing and packing more wieght on going from my 140lbs to my recently 260lbs. Now i have decided enough is enough and have declared war on all my unhealthy eatting habits. After lots of googling I luckly came across this site and found it very informative and definitely fit my nerdy personality. I hope that with the help of my family and some new found allies here, my brothers and sister-in-arms, i can achieve victory over the enemy and become my fit self again.

Tapatio Out *Salutes*

P.S. sorry for any bad gammer and spelling english isn't one of my strongest subjects lol.

Tapatio - Human Monk

STR 3| DEX 3| STA 2| CON 3| WIS 2| CHA 2

"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack" - Sun Tzu

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Greetings, Tap. The mess hall is over there, your sleeping quarters are round the corner thataway and the parade ground is just through that gate. You can pick up your anti-fat grenades and your musclebuilder rifle from the quartermaster.

And if I'm not making sense, it's because I'm an aardvark. Or something. Meh, I've just finished a workout after a tiring day at work. I'll do well to finish this sente-

What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud?

It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/

 

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Greetings, Tap. The mess hall is over there, your sleeping quarters are round the corner thataway and the parade ground is just through that gate. You can pick up your anti-fat grenades and your musclebuilder rifle from the quartermaster.

And if I'm not making sense, it's because I'm an aardvark. Or something. Meh, I've just finished a workout after a tiring day at work. I'll do well to finish this sente-

Haha!

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