knifeboots Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 If there are women reading this who want to try this with their man, squats are good for building that thigh strength you'll need to maintain balance while, um, "dancing". After all, you're not hanging there like a dead weight, you have to remain in the proper position for good things to happen, yeah? "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Link to comment
Kalileko Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Ok I'm setting up a new training plan asap!Deadifts and squats check. Now what other exercises should I ad for which positions? Since I'm female should I then switch out the deadlifts for something else?This is a highly entertaining AND educational thread. Steve should make a workout with this aim next time - it proapably wouldn't face any motivational problems? - other than overtraining To the op. As the others have said I don't imagine this will be the most enjoyable posotion for her. You might impress her! But be prepared to have some back-up moves. Your dancing seems much better off hand. Follow my walk to The Prancing Pony in Bree22/216kmMy picture is the norse goddess Siff, Thor's wife Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Ok I'm setting up a new training plan asap!Deadifts and squats check. Now what other exercises should I ad for which positions? Since I'm female should I then switch out the deadlifts for something else?This is a highly entertaining AND educational thread. Steve should make a workout with this aim next time - it proapably wouldn't face any motivational problems? - other than overtraining To the op. As the others have said I don't imagine this will be the most enjoyable posotion for her. You might impress her! But be prepared to have some back-up moves. Your dancing seems much better off hand.I'm of the opinion that all women should deadlift...heck, all people should deadlift, regardless of sex! It works the butt, thighs, and core...want a sexy butt and great looking thighs? Deadlift and squat. The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 Since I'm female should I then switch out the deadlifts for something else?This is a highly entertaining AND educational thread. Steve should make a workout with this aim next time - it proapably wouldn't face any motivational problems? - other than overtraining I say keep the deadlifts, besides the sexy butt that it will give, you might be able to reverse that position. Hold your man up while he hangs from your neck and help him... ummm... get in position. Hey, who knows, it could work. Though I'm not gonna try it, I'd be too scared of a girl that could hang me from her neck. HahaI'm so up for Steve's workout plan. I second this. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Sloth the Enduring Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 OP use kettlebell swings to build your endurance, it uses all the right muscles. “We might as well start where we are, use what we have and do what we can." – Caitlin Rivers Sloth: The Man with the Hammer battle log Link to comment
drsloomis Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 Deadlifts, squats, and a trip to your local bookstore to pick up a gift copy of Fifty Shades of Grey--two copies so you guys can discuss. Some yoga to increase flexibility and a good bit of focused core work wouldn't hurt either.And for the record, the suggestion of using a wall to brace her is a solid one. ...seriously... drsloomis: level 5 human assassin STR: 15 | DEX: 17 | CON: 12 | STA: 12 | WIS: 14 | CHA: 8 Current Challenge Link to comment
Guest Gemeaux Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 I'm buying that book this week ! Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 if you do 5x5... you might last 5 or maybe 6 seconds... which for some guys might be ideal... hey, i haven't been getting a lot of sleep lately... most people want viagra... i want something that will shorten my drive... so i can get some sleep... and i also clicked on seth's link... nice... gonna have to come back at you with something on that one bro... hahaha... i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
Guest Gemeaux Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 Wish I had your problem lol Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 btw DoogieT... dancing is definitely where it's at... have you seen kate upton doing cat daddy...? i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
Guest Gemeaux Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 btw DoogieT... dancing is definitely where it's at... have you seen kate upton doing cat daddy...?She's hot Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
Organa Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 FANTASTIC thread! Made my morning! OP - Another option for building endurance... Once you are dating...try it with her in the bathroom. She sits on the counter, you pick her up, do your thing and switch back to sitting back on the counter before you've maxed your legs out. Key here IMO- FUN and Play. Fun and mutual laughter and acknowledging the awkward transitions, releases all that extra tension that makes happy endings difficult for some. Just another .02 but there's no need to be super Rico Suave when trying new positions. Level 2 Human Viking Assassin STR - 2, DEX - 3, STA - 6, CON- 7 , WIS - 4, CHA - 5Participated in & Finished Challenge 4/30/2012 Current Challenge: Thread Link http://www.brittanis.com Come to Brittanis. Live the Legend. Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 I keep reading this thinking 'areof we really all talking about sex right now?' And I've got to say as a giluy I feel lime I can't comment without feeling like a perv. So just know I'm reading. And laughing. Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 btw DoogieT... dancing is definitely where it's at... have you seen kate upton doing cat daddy...? Oh My God! She's having a seizure and somebody is just taping it! Oh, that's supposed to be dancing... Wow... Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
gerbilOFdoom Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Oh My God! She's having a seizure and somebody is just taping it! Oh, that's supposed to be dancing... Wow...They call it dancing because nobody's actually watching the whole dancing thing... Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 They call it dancing because nobody's actually watching the whole dancing thing...There must be something wrong with my vision then... Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Crxmahan Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Girls dont like this... just sayin... She will also probably queef... Have fun man Link to comment
So Late So Soon Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Girls dont like this... just sayin... She will also probably queef... Have fun maneasy debby downer. Well I guess it's only life, it's only natural We all spend a little while going down the rabbit hole Link to comment
Wicked Pixie Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Girls dont like this... just sayin... She will also probably queef... Have fun manHow do you know? Maybe she will! Link to comment
humanperson832 Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 How do you know? Maybe she will!WORD. Let's not dictate what total strangers are into in the be'room, shall we? Cool. Link to comment
Wicked Pixie Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 WORD. Let's not dictate what total strangers are into in the be'room, shall we? Cool.Agreed! Sometimes we can be totally surprised! Link to comment
VorJoshigan Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Since improving my sex life is the prime motivator in my quest for fitness, I must say that I have enjoyed this thread. "Get busy living or get busy dying. That's goddamn right." - Red"I'm not losing weight, I'm evicting fat." -me Link to comment
Bumblebee4 Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Since improving my sex life is the prime motivator in my quest for fitness, I must say that I have enjoyed this thread.I'm with ya Josh. Realizing I couldn't keep up like I used to was my motivator to start working on endurance exercises again a few months ago. Of course I want to be healthy and fight diseases but damn it I'm gonna be having a rocking time while I do. “Women are like teabags. You never know how strong they are till they get in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt MyFitnessPal Diary Well, looks like I'm just a Human STR 1; DEX 2; STA 1; CON 2; WIS 4; CHA 5 Bumblebee's Quest to Play! Link to comment
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