161803398874989 Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 HOW ABOUT NO Quare? Quod vita mea non tua est. You can call me Phi, Numbers, Sixteen or just plain 161803398874989. Link to comment
Philomathy Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Lol, Jorts should be off-limits to everybody... Link to comment
Pat G Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Lol, Jorts should be off-limits to everybody...This IMO. "Strength is the cup. The bigger the cup, the more you can put in" - JDanger Link to comment
KAllen Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 I like jean shorts though, they help show people that I'm Mexican.My wife is Mexican (born in the capital of Mexico...Houston) and I joke w/ her that she should wear Khaki shorts w/ wifebeaters!!! Even got a pix of Son#1 in Khaki's, wifebeater, and bandanna over the eyes...totally funny...and she took the pix. Besides, I'm Irish and I wear jean shorts. "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye" - Koloth "Ya can't grill it until ya kill it" - Uncle Ted "If it ain't Metal...IT'S CRAP!!!" - Dee Snider Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Ya know...down here in the real world...aka The South...we call them "cut-offs". Daisy Duke always gets a free pass in them. Men can wear them, but they should be longer, and usually w/ a Bud t-shirt or Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt (of course us metel heads substitute that w/ Pantera or other metal group and wear them longer). However, they can be acceptable for some straight dudes...not many. One person who gets a free pass is of course, Lemmyhttp://www.pitch.com/imager/this-is-fucking-metal/b/original/2558308/9c13/daisydukeslemmy.jpgThe Metal God, Rob Halford can wear them w/ a free pass...he's the Metal God plus he's gay. Other than that...short cut-offs ain't for dudes!!Look here, we're from the same place and I don't want folks getting the idea that men should come to the South and wear jorts...jorts are not for men, EVAH! They are for curvy women with squat booties and tied up men's shirts and cowgirl boots. The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
Tom Kenobi Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 I have seen across the irc channel a distinct problem, a travesty, people who do not understand Jorts!. This man is wearing a great pair of Jorts![ATTACH=CONFIG]3255[/ATTACH]This 'man' is stuck in the early 90s, his favorite films include 'Prayer of the RollerBoys', 'Airborne' and other formula rollerblade flicks of the time. He's afraid of water and heights, otherwise, he would've switched his look after watching 'Point Break' and began to learn how to surf and skydive.Daisy Dukes is the better term for 'jorts'...since they belong to women. "First, decide who you would be and then do what you must do." ~Epictetus Link to comment
knifeboots Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Ya know...down here in the real world...aka The South...we call them "cut-offs". Daisy Duke always gets a free pass in them. Men can wear them, but they should be longer, and usually w/ a Bud t-shirt or Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt (of course us metel heads substitute that w/ Pantera or other metal group and wear them longer). However, they can be acceptable for some straight dudes...not many. One person who gets a free pass is of course, Lemmyhttp://www.pitch.com/imager/this-is-fucking-metal/b/original/2558308/9c13/daisydukeslemmy.jpgThe Metal God, Rob Halford can wear them w/ a free pass...he's the Metal God plus he's gay. Other than that...short cut-offs ain't for dudes!!I'll give Bobby Weir in his prime a free pass in his Daisy Dukes too - and DAMN, did he wear them short! "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Link to comment
KAllen Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Look here, we're from the same place and I don't want folks getting the idea that men should come to the South and wear jorts...jorts are not for men, EVAH! They are for curvy women with squat booties and tied up men's shirts and cowgirl boots. Did you notice the "should be longer" disclaimer? I guess I should have said around knee length. I did say that short cut-offs ain't for dudes though. "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye" - Koloth "Ya can't grill it until ya kill it" - Uncle Ted "If it ain't Metal...IT'S CRAP!!!" - Dee Snider Link to comment
Artinum Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 I don't think it's the jorts (never heard that word before this thread!). I think it's the contents... What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Did you notice the "should be longer" disclaimer? I guess I should have said around knee length. I did say that short cut-offs ain't for dudes though.Fair enough...jean shorts = ok for guys, jorts = not ok, ever. The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
unicornassassin Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Um, hello! Did you guys not see the picture KAllen posted of Lemmy????That is sex-on-a-stick, people!!!!! Surely someone must agree with me? [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] “If we all did the things we are capable of, we would astound ourselves.†-Thomas Edison "I'm only at about 35-40%, and I'm surprised as eff." -unicornassssin Fitocracy! [thread=16121]My Challenge Thread[/thread] Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 You know, I thought about this again today.And, I still think it's gross. lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 What Loren said. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Yoshi Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Eh, wear what makes you happy. Life's too short. If you have the legs for it, I don't mind seeing them. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "Skinny girls look good in clothes. Fit girls look good naked." [>.<] Link to comment
KAllen Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Um, hello! Did you guys not see the picture KAllen posted of Lemmy????That is sex-on-a-stick, people!!!!! Surely someone must agree with me?Rock on Unicorn.....Rock on!!! "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye" - Koloth "Ya can't grill it until ya kill it" - Uncle Ted "If it ain't Metal...IT'S CRAP!!!" - Dee Snider Link to comment
dshale Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Um, hello! Did you guys not see the picture KAllen posted of Lemmy????That is sex-on-a-stick, people!!!!! Surely someone must agree with me?Can't be unseen! Nooooo. Dwarf Monk Challenge thread Link to comment
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