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I didn't see it, but my boyfriend said of 'Battleship':

"It didn't make a whole lot of sense and the plot line was a bit crappy, but a lot of stuff blew up so I feel I got my money's worth".

So, typical man movie then?

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Just got back from Battleship.

As a boiler operator, I can assure you it would take a couple of hours to get that old battleships boilers hot enough to make steam.

I can hear Scotty yelling right now... "I can't change the laws of physics!!!"

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Toy Story 1:

If buzz thinks he is real then why does he act like a toy around andy?

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This might be a fallacy more than a plot hole, but...

Dawn of the Dead, when the group gets out of the sewer and back into the mall they are running upstairs from zombies. When they get to a locked door the zombies just stand there are and look scarey at the bottom of the stairs, real zombies would never stop.

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Avengers:

Why didn't they just shoot a nuke into the space portal instead of trying to nuke New York, hell shoot 5 nukes into the portal, you said you wanted to send a message "we will blow you up" translates easily.

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1) An F'in mustang couldn't outrun a Charger

2) How does a Charger lose 5 hubcaps???

3) An F'in mustang couldn't outrun a Charger

Because it was Steve McQueen driving it. :tongue: And the Charger actually loses 8 hubcaps in total during the chase.

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Quick recap of my "facebook length" movie review: "Alas, I did not like Snow White and The Huntsman. Kristen Stewart is just a bad actress. No emotion, the "smile" she tried to portray was forced and not of her world. The VFX were amazing and Chris Hemsworth did a fantastic job. The cinematography was decent and the music was very well done. Good for a free movie, will not buy or see again."

and now, plot holes:

Snow White and The Huntsman:

Why didn't the Queen just kill Snow White in the very beginning instead of sending retards to do it? Why locker her in a dungeon for years? She already killed her father, why keep the girl alive?

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Because it was Steve McQueen driving it.

Irrelevant...it's still a F'in mustang. They could NEVER touch a MOPAR in real life(in the muscle car era)!!!

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