Maledictus Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 I've lost a claymore in my house (can you imagine a less concealed weapon?)good news is I've found a billy club, a WWI bayonet and a wakizashi while looking for it... "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself" -- TolstoyNot sure if it was buzz or woody that said it though. Spartan double trifecta progess: 100%100% Tough Mudder "10 x Legionnaire": 100.0%100.0% "Run ALL the things or die tryin'" 110%110% fitocracy Ogre Magi Lvl 16 Ranger STR: 38|DEX: 58|STA: 59|baCON: 34|WIS: 30|CHA: 30 Previously Completed: Spartan Trifecta, Enough TM Headbands to make a ski mask Link to comment
Rosie Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Its actually an ambition of mine to own a wakizashi one day, just for display purposes of course.... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Twitter Blog Attributes: Strength (STR): 3 Dexterity (DEX): 1 Stamina (STA): 4 Constitution (CON): 2 Wisdom (WIS): 3 Charisma (CHA): 2 Link to comment
Maledictus Posted June 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 I bought one in bristol while there for a friend's wedding once. I left it on the train and had to go to lost property to claim it. Much hilarity"can you describe it?""why, how many swords have you had handed in in the last hour?""you'd be surprised" "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself" -- TolstoyNot sure if it was buzz or woody that said it though. Spartan double trifecta progess: 100%100% Tough Mudder "10 x Legionnaire": 100.0%100.0% "Run ALL the things or die tryin'" 110%110% fitocracy Ogre Magi Lvl 16 Ranger STR: 38|DEX: 58|STA: 59|baCON: 34|WIS: 30|CHA: 30 Previously Completed: Spartan Trifecta, Enough TM Headbands to make a ski mask Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 good news is I've found a billy club, a WWI bayonet and a wakizashi while looking for it...Can I come help clean your house? I swear I won't steal too many weapons...I bought one in bristol while there for a friend's wedding once. I left it on the train and had to go to lost property to claim it. Much hilarity"can you describe it?""why, how many swords have you had handed in in the last hour?""you'd be surprised""Sir, just take me to the sword room. I seem to have lost more than just the one." Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Perdi Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 How does one lose a claymore? You must have a large house. In my 600 square foot apartment, I think I'd be able to find it no matter where it had gotten to. "What you want is irrelevant; what you've chosen is at hand." - Spock Link to comment
RaeVynn Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Okay, I want to come visit your house! Well, um, unless the reason you've lost your claymore is extreme clutter. I'm done with extreme clutter. Really. RaeVynn Revs it Up Link to comment
Red1263 Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 "Sir, just take me to the sword room. I seem to have lost more than just the one."I would've said, "I've lost my Claymore.......ssss....... as well as my other swords... that are in your Sword room.... Plural...." Level 25 Final Fantasy Rebel My Epic Quest | My Journey | Currently on the Trial of Orthos Str: 60 | Dex: 23 | Sta: 66 | Con: 28 | Wis: 55 | Cha: 14 Goals for 2021: Spoiler Build my brother a Destiny 2 Lamp Learn how to do a Handstand Play 1 song on the acoustic guitar Clean up the Christmas Decorations and finish setting up my apartment (hang things up, plus some other few things that need to be organized) Re-introduce Pull-ups into my routine Build a shelving unit next to my Desk "No matter what, if you can hold your head up high, you've done the right thing." "When you stand with your family, your family stands with you." "Write what needs to be written." Link to comment
Maledictus Posted June 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 How does one lose a claymore? You must have a large house. In my 600 square foot apartment, I think I'd be able to find it no matter where it had gotten to.I have absolutely no idea. The place is pretty damn big but even so... it's a claymore. My wife is used to pulling half drunk cups of coffee, spoons and books out of the freezer etc. but even for me this is quite an achievement. There's a reason my daughter didn't want me feeding her snake while she was on holiday I'm sure it will turn up. The claymore, not the snake. Pretty certain I know where the snake is. "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself" -- TolstoyNot sure if it was buzz or woody that said it though. Spartan double trifecta progess: 100%100% Tough Mudder "10 x Legionnaire": 100.0%100.0% "Run ALL the things or die tryin'" 110%110% fitocracy Ogre Magi Lvl 16 Ranger STR: 38|DEX: 58|STA: 59|baCON: 34|WIS: 30|CHA: 30 Previously Completed: Spartan Trifecta, Enough TM Headbands to make a ski mask Link to comment
Benjsec Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Have you checked the snake for the claymore?Although this did get less disturbing when I realised you meant a sword, and not a claymore mine. They're generally not good things to lose I imagine! Level 2 Ranger Aspiring to awesomeness Link to comment
Fink Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 I wish I could lose a claymore, instead I just generally lose the remote or car keys Link to comment
Jcannon98188 Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Have you checked the snake for the claymore?Although this did get less disturbing when I realised you meant a sword, and not a claymore mine. They're generally not good things to lose I imagine!QFT. Link to comment
Unda Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 I presume if the snake looks alarmingly straight it might be holding the claymore.On a related note, i love you guys. Nowhere else has conversations like this! They/them please Link to comment
Neit Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 You know for a minute i though you meant a Claymore Mine /phew , i have a wakizashi, rather cool sword picked it up in canada to my wife amazement about being it back through airport customs strapped it too the backpack and not a problem. Also have a double bladed sword too pretty cool + a Viking battleaxe . but like some other people how does one lose a claymore . Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Perhaps William Wallace came to retrieve it? The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
Maledictus Posted June 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Mystery solved. I'd propped it up in the airing cupboard and was using it hang towels off. "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself" -- TolstoyNot sure if it was buzz or woody that said it though. Spartan double trifecta progess: 100%100% Tough Mudder "10 x Legionnaire": 100.0%100.0% "Run ALL the things or die tryin'" 110%110% fitocracy Ogre Magi Lvl 16 Ranger STR: 38|DEX: 58|STA: 59|baCON: 34|WIS: 30|CHA: 30 Previously Completed: Spartan Trifecta, Enough TM Headbands to make a ski mask Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Best use for a claymore that I've ever seen. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
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