Gainsdalf the Whey Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 This is awesome. Anyone know what band does the song? Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
Duality Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 My room mate posted this on our friend group, insta-like. It's not 80% diet, 20% exercise, it's 100% diet, 100% exercise. Give it your all. My journey (Date - Total - BF % - LBM) 2012-01-01 - 242 - 35% - 157 2013-12-15 - 172 - 10% - 155 2016-05-01 - 231 - 25% - 173 Link to comment
bigm141414 Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Drink with me by the Arrogant Worms. "Pull the bar like you're ripping the head off a god-damned lion" - Donny Shankle Link to comment
JonDixonYT Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 If you require fossil fuels to open your beer, you are doing it wrong. Level 2 Half-Orc RangerSTR 4|DEX 2.6|STA 5.8|CON 8|WIS 2|CHA 3MyFitnessPal|My Endomondo Link to comment
Morrigainz Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 If you require fossil fuels to open your beer, you are doing it wrong.+1 Level ? Half-Dwarf/Half-Amazon Warrior STR:21.25 STA:15 DEX: 10.95 CON: 14 WIS:15.5 CHA:17 SWOLE BUCKS: 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted May 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 If you require fossil fuels to open your beer, you are doing it wrong. I don't think any of these ways are "required". Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
I-Jo Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 ling ling =- twist off winning angry orchard- = twist off winning Link to comment
Waldo Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 How on earth did that chick open it with her boob? currently cutting battle log challenges: 21,20, 19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 don't panic! Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 i didn't get what bikini chick was doing with her nipple... darn low resolution utoob... i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 How on earth did that chick open it with her boob? brilliant minds think alike... i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
Relic Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 well, I peeked in because I read the title wrong...("How to open a bear")oh well, I wasn't disappointed.that being said...if you get crabs or bird flu from drinking beer your probably doing it wrong.of course, I'm not a beer drinker so I could be wrong. To find piece with myselfI must first find a piece of myself Link to comment
Relic Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 How on earth did that chick open it with her boob?wonders of plastic surgury To find piece with myselfI must first find a piece of myself Link to comment
Morrigainz Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 No way. Boob I get. Looked like a twisty. Some of the others ---- eye socket? Bellybutton? FOR REALZ? Level ? Half-Dwarf/Half-Amazon Warrior STR:21.25 STA:15 DEX: 10.95 CON: 14 WIS:15.5 CHA:17 SWOLE BUCKS: 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted May 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 How on earth did that chick open it with her boob? Found it on gizmodo and one guy in the comments said he'd seen multiple chicks do it with twist offs as a party trick. Just need some heavy bewbs I guess? Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
Morrigainz Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Hrmz. *makes note to try this next time she has a twisty beer* Level ? Half-Dwarf/Half-Amazon Warrior STR:21.25 STA:15 DEX: 10.95 CON: 14 WIS:15.5 CHA:17 SWOLE BUCKS: 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Link to comment
bigm141414 Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Hrmz. *makes note to try this next time she has a twisty beer* So later tonight, yeah? "Pull the bar like you're ripping the head off a god-damned lion" - Donny Shankle Link to comment
Morrigainz Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Possibly, possibly...only have one beer left in fridge and since I drank all the rest of them, am considering saving it for Mr. Mir. Level ? Half-Dwarf/Half-Amazon Warrior STR:21.25 STA:15 DEX: 10.95 CON: 14 WIS:15.5 CHA:17 SWOLE BUCKS: 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Link to comment
stevembk Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 USS & NBAC Masters swim coachCurrent: lifter, runnerFormer: triathlete, cyclocross racer, NCAA swimmer Current games: Borderlands 2, Runescape, Star Ocean, Dragon's Dogma Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted May 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Possibly, possibly...only have one beer left in fridge and since I drank all the rest of them, am considering saving it for Mr. Mir. You should open it for him and see what he does. Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
bigm141414 Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 You should open it for him and see what he does. Seconded. "Pull the bar like you're ripping the head off a god-damned lion" - Donny Shankle Link to comment
Morrigainz Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 You should open it for him and see what he does.Oooooooo. Me likey this plan. Level ? Half-Dwarf/Half-Amazon Warrior STR:21.25 STA:15 DEX: 10.95 CON: 14 WIS:15.5 CHA:17 SWOLE BUCKS: 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Link to comment
marionette Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I've tried the boob opening thing. It hurt. Bad hurt, not good hurt. Human AdventurerStr: 3 | Dex: 2 | Sta:2 | Con:3 | Wis:3 | Cha:2I've got no strings to hold me down, to make me smile or make me frown... Link to comment
Maj. Bloodnok Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 How you open the beer does not matter. What matters is that you open the beer, and do not spill any. Thus sayeth the Major, 3rd Army Deserters and Tosspot Without Portfolio. "If you get into trouble, you can always eat something, blow something up, or throw penguins." - Jim Henson Link to comment
bigm141414 Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 So help you if you spill any beer round these parts...... "Pull the bar like you're ripping the head off a god-damned lion" - Donny Shankle Link to comment
katscratch Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 You should open it for him and see what he does. Seconded. Oooooooo. Me likey this plan. Pics or it didn't happen. Video, even. Link to comment
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