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From a game show...

"What is your wife better at doing, making money, making dinner or making love"

"Well my wife actually combines 2 of them, she screws up dinner like no one else"

"Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi-

My first challenge

My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk

Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000)

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I was just at the grocery store and a little boy of about five or six suddenly yells out very loudly: "Ew! Something stinks!  Mom!  You farted!"

 

Poor lady turned about 18 shades of red, but I couldn't help cracking up.  There is no such thing as dignity when you're a parent.

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Did I offer advice in my post?  Please keep the following in mind:

  • I am not a doctor nor any other kind of medical professional.
  • I am not a lawyer.
  • I am not a mental health provider
  • I am not a nutritionist
  • Your mileage may vary
  • I don't do anything in moderation
  • I have lots of injuries & if you train like me, you probably will too.

 

 

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Took my 16 year old daughter and her new boyfriend on a date. .. we went shopping and to the movies (we saw the new Annie)

She said it was the best day ever and she felt amazing

That made me smile

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Level 10.4 Wood-Elf, Ranger - specializing in demon fighting

"doing the impossible since 2012 :D" - Librarian of Doom

facebook battle log level 50 WOOT   Backstory CNF2014  current (not challenge - doing a battle log this time)

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* This is the day the Lord has made, rejoice in it and be glad. God, The Bible. * Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda
* There are three options in this life; be good, get good, or give up. -- House * Never take counsel of your fears. Stonewall Jackson. 

* level 50 isn't gonna just POOF happen - alienjenn, NF IRC chatroom

 

* I'm not about to give up - Because I heard you say - There's gonna be brighter days… I won't stop, I'll keep my head up - No, I'm not here to stay ...  - 

 I just might bend but I won't break - As long as I can see your face - When life won't play along - And right keeps going wrong - And I can't seem to find my way - I know where I am found - So I won't let it drag me down - Oh, I'll keep dancing anyway - Mercy Me - Move

 

 

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My oldest girl, who is currently in the throes of a "man-cold", apparently, was distraught last night she couldn't find her favorite kitty toy that she sleeps with (it's a little brown Gund kitten stuffy, very well-used).  After I put her in bed, finally, I found it on the stairs, and brought it back in to her.  Without opening her eyes, she mumbled, "Daddy, if you find the kitty, you can put her right here next to me, even if I'm asleep."  So I put it right next to her on her pillow, and still eyes closed, she smiles and says "And that's why you're Daddy."

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The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well.

There was aggression on both sides. 

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Oh, and this one...

 

The only person to beat my wife at shot put in high school finally gets his Olympic bronze medal in shot put.

 

Long story short: After losing by one centimetre (less than half an inch), the guy who DID get Bronze has been disqualified for life from Olympic competition and forfeited his medals, so my hometown boy gets upgraded from "fourth place that no-one remembers" to OLYMPIC MEDAL WINNER. BOOM. 

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The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well.

There was aggression on both sides. 

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Was telling my friend about my day (it was horrible and i cried several times during dinner) as we had dinner. ... afterwards we went to the grocery store and I went out to the car because I didn't feel like waiting. .... he brought me my favorite drink :)

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Level 10.4 Wood-Elf, Ranger - specializing in demon fighting

"doing the impossible since 2012 :D" - Librarian of Doom

facebook battle log level 50 WOOT   Backstory CNF2014  current (not challenge - doing a battle log this time)

Spoiler

 

* This is the day the Lord has made, rejoice in it and be glad. God, The Bible. * Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda
* There are three options in this life; be good, get good, or give up. -- House * Never take counsel of your fears. Stonewall Jackson. 

* level 50 isn't gonna just POOF happen - alienjenn, NF IRC chatroom

 

* I'm not about to give up - Because I heard you say - There's gonna be brighter days… I won't stop, I'll keep my head up - No, I'm not here to stay ...  - 

 I just might bend but I won't break - As long as I can see your face - When life won't play along - And right keeps going wrong - And I can't seem to find my way - I know where I am found - So I won't let it drag me down - Oh, I'll keep dancing anyway - Mercy Me - Move

 

 

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