BarefootDawsy Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I recently did a tour of the local gym and am frankly amazed at the huge amount of unnecessary equipment there was. Here's a giant room, filled to the brim with some $100k worth of equipment, and apart from the dreadmills, it's basically going unused. This got me thinking...given the NF philosophy of lifting free weights and doing bodyweight exercises, what would be the perfect NF gym? Here's what I would love to see:A dozen squat racks A running track Lots of floor space (with varying degrees of padding) Kettle bells A Pool Hanging and climbing apparatus A rack of badass swords, spears, and other assorted weaponry (hey, I can dream, right?)I'd gladly get rid of all the treadmills, cross trainers and weight machines for this. So how about you? What would you like to see in your perfect NF gym? 7 Quote BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Rookiebeotch Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 8. A D&D table 7 Quote Current Challenge March 2016 Second Challenge First challenge, Battle Log Link to comment
Oramac Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 A dozen squat racks A running track Lots of floor space (with varying degrees of padding) Kettle bells A Pool Hanging and climbing apparatus A rack of badass swords, spears, and other assorted weaponry (hey, I can dream, right?)8. A D&D table All of the above. Though I'd add lightsabers and real, actual protective sparring gear to #7. And as a side note, if this gym were anywhere remotely close to me, I'd join it in a New York Minute. Quote "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
Salivanth Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 To add to that, gymnastics apparatus (Especially rings), qualified PT's/coaches to help people with them, and a Planet Fitness style lunk alarm that activates when people don't rerack their weights. 5 Quote Link to comment
Anim07734 Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 A climbing wall and ninja warrior course. For those less concerned with realism, boffer weapons are good choice. 3 Quote Anim07734; God of Death in Training Tiefling Assassin and Artificer Maxim 70: Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do. Link to comment
Evicious Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I recently did a tour of the local gym and am frankly amazed at the huge amount of unnecessary equipment there was. Here's a giant room, filled to the brim with some $100k worth of equipment, and apart from the dreadmills, it's basically going unused. This got me thinking...given the NF philosophy of lifting free weights and doing bodyweight exercises, what would be the perfect NF gym? Here's what I would love to see:A dozen squat racks A running track Lots of floor space (with varying degrees of padding) Kettle bells A Pool Hanging and climbing apparatus A rack of badass swords, spears, and other assorted weaponry (hey, I can dream, right?)I'd gladly get rid of all the treadmills, cross trainers and weight machines for this. So how about you? What would you like to see in your perfect NF gym? I have a detail to add to the fantasy: labeled/colored weights. As in, each complete rack of weights is labeled or color-coded, so people don't just re-rack on the nearest available spot. I hate wasting time searching multiple racks for the weight I need. And it always seems like there's that one rack with nothing but one weight on it. I wouldn't care if that meant the various racks were segregated by number (5's over here, 10's over there, 15's in that corner, etc.) or by set (every rack has 5's, 10's, 15's, etc.): I just want to be able to walk over to a rack and instantly know if what I need is there or not. Hey, you dream about assorted weapon availability, I dream about OCD fulfillment. 4 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
emyerson Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 A fantasy combat/workout room - It'd be like a set from LOTR, with boulders and ruined towers. And padded floors. Users can practice fights, or just work on DEX skills with medieval parkour. 4 Quote Archer | Fencer | Painter | DMA call to adventure...Level 3 Ranger - Current Challenge [2] [1]STR: 7 | DEX: 8 | STA: 7 | CON: 10 | WIS: 2 | CHA: 3 Link to comment
mediaguy99 Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Lose the running track and put it near the trailhead of some awesome mountain trails.Add a bunch of box jump boxes, or a lot of big rocks outside, or a staggered-height brick wall...And an archery range. 1 Quote Level 21 Wild Elf Ranger/Assassin Spoiler I'm not really sure these stats are relevant anymore... STR: 31 DEX: 26 STA: 30 CON: 24 WIS: 30 CHA: 26 Current Challenge Link to comment
Oramac Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 And an archery range. If we're adding an archery range, I'd love a firearms range also. Weightlifting, Nerds, and target practice? That would be heaven. 1 Quote "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
emyerson Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 And an archery range. Yup. With goblin, orc, beholder, and dragon targets at 15m, 30m, 50m, and 100m respectively. 1 Quote Archer | Fencer | Painter | DMA call to adventure...Level 3 Ranger - Current Challenge [2] [1]STR: 7 | DEX: 8 | STA: 7 | CON: 10 | WIS: 2 | CHA: 3 Link to comment
jfreaksho Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I have a detail to add to the fantasy: labeled/colored weights. As in, each complete rack of weights is labeled or color-coded, so people don't just re-rack on the nearest available spot. I hate wasting time searching multiple racks for the weight I need. And it always seems like there's that one rack with nothing but one weight on it. I wouldn't care if that meant the various racks were segregated by number (5's over here, 10's over there, 15's in that corner, etc.) or by set (every rack has 5's, 10's, 15's, etc.): I just want to be able to walk over to a rack and instantly know if what I need is there or not. Hey, you dream about assorted weapon availability, I dream about OCD fulfillment. Best gym I've ever been in had Eleiko bumper plates with signs everywhere showing how the color-coded plates should be placed on the squat rack pegs. There were minor issues, but it was pretty consistently done. For some reason, new plates in colors seemed to help. I would have to say that a good gym needs decent lighting, ideally through skylights or big windows, and appropriate ventilation. One of my favorite gyms had a couple of squat racks on a patio outside. Aside from the rust issues, it was fantastic to be lifting out in the open air. My gym in the city has almost no windows, just mirrors everywhere. It's terrible. 4 Quote Searching the world for a cure for my wanderlust. Link to comment
jfreaksho Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Lose the running track and put it near the trailhead of some awesome mountain trails.Add a bunch of box jump boxes, or a lot of big rocks outside, or a staggered-height brick wall...And an archery range.Nope. Keep the track. I need a flat quarter-mile track for pace work. Also, some of you seem to be describing the Hunger Games training/demonstration room. 3 Quote Searching the world for a cure for my wanderlust. Link to comment
hybrid756 Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Well, if being realistic isn't a constraint here, I would also add lightweight VR headsets to #7... and a NF restaurant. 1 Quote Half-Orc / Level 4 / AssassinSTR - 3 DEX - 1 STA - 4 CON - 13.5 WIS - 3 CHA - 6Twitter: @hybrid756 CURRENT CHALLENGEChallenge wrap up! April 12 - May 24 2015!Challenge 1 Bf% - from 50% to 20% 21%21% Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted April 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I love all these ideas, especially putting it near a mountainous trail head I think we're going to need a Kickstarter campaign to make this happen! Also, another suggestion..it would be cool if there was a free Wifi work area, and maybe a nap room. 3 Quote BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
emyerson Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 ... and a NF restaurant. This.Or, how about a NF test kitchen? NF chefs could conduct classes, NFers could have Master Chef-style competitions. 3 Quote Archer | Fencer | Painter | DMA call to adventure...Level 3 Ranger - Current Challenge [2] [1]STR: 7 | DEX: 8 | STA: 7 | CON: 10 | WIS: 2 | CHA: 3 Link to comment
Evicious Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I love all these ideas, especially putting it near a mountainous trail head I think we're going to need a Kickstarter campaign to make this happen! Also, another suggestion..it would be cool if there was a free Wifi work area, and maybe a nap room. People would just live there if it had free WiFi and a nap room Although maybe it could be set up so you had to complete a workout before you got the password, or something? Nah.... on second thought, free Wifi would probably be more likely to kill the gym spirit than help it. Plus, think of all the non-gym-goers who would come around just to sit and browse FB for hours. Maybe wired stations with 30 minute/1 hour time limits? Have a couple with computers already there and up for use, for those people who don't have laptops.... and I just realized I'm describing the MWR tent from FOB Shank. Nevermind. I vote no internet at the gym. Just gym things. 1 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted April 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 People would just live there if it had free WiFi and a nap room Although maybe it could be set up so you had to complete a workout before you got the password, or something? Nah.... on second thought, free Wifi would probably be more likely to kill the gym spirit than help it. Plus, think of all the non-gym-goers who would come around just to sit and browse FB for hours. Maybe wired stations with 30 minute/1 hour time limits? Have a couple with computers already there and up for use, for those people who don't have laptops.... and I just realized I'm describing the MWR tent from FOB Shank. Nevermind. I vote no internet at the gym. Just gym things. Hmm good point....maybe pedal-powered wifi? I'd like to see Achievements linked to your gym account somehow. I have an image of walking into the gym, swiping my wristband, and getting a "Congratulations! You are now level 5!" Pop up somewhere...oh and guild-oriented decoration and configuration. OK I really want to do this now! 4 Quote BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Oramac Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 I'd like to see Achievements linked to your gym account somehow. I have an image of walking into the gym, swiping my wristband, and getting a "Congratulations! You are now level 5!" Pop up somewhere...oh and guild-oriented decoration and configuration. OK I really want to do this now! That's a great idea! The downside to all this is it would cost an arm and a leg. Probably well over a million dollars, once you figure in the building, utilities, renovations, and construction on top of all the equipment. That sad face doesn't cut it. Quote "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 That's a great idea! The downside to all this is it would cost an arm and a leg. Probably well over a million dollars, once you figure in the building, utilities, renovations, and construction on top of all the equipment. That sad face doesn't cut it.It may not be that bad. With a rental space, and adding new equipment as you go, it would probably be cheaper than setting up a standard gym. What we would need most is space. We'd save a bundle by not paying for treadmills, smith machines, cross trainers and all that. The main issue would be that it would be very hard to turn a profit without becoming a globogym. 1 Quote BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
hwrdfrnd Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 8. A D&D tableIf you roll to hit and miss, do you have to drop and do 20? Maybe burpees for fumbles as well! 4 Quote Hwrdfrnd - Goblin AdventurerSTR 0 | DEX 0 | STA 0 | CON 0 | WIS 0 | CHA 0Current Challenge Link to comment
Oramac Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 What we would need most is space. Yea, that would easily be the hardest part. Well, that, and having most of the people on NF spread out over the whole dang world. lol. C'mon guys! Travel to the NF gym 3 times a week for your workout! Nevermind the international airfare. haha. 1 Quote "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Yea, that would easily be the hardest part. Well, that, and having most of the people on NF spread out over the whole dang world. lol. C'mon guys! Travel to the NF gym 3 times a week for your workout! Nevermind the international airfare. haha.Lol yeah there is that... we'll need to add teleporters to the list I guess... 1 Quote BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Anim07734 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 An idea that's been passed around my group of friends for a workshop is to rent a space and have everyone store their tools there for everyone's use. Then the business aspect is just overhead and insurance. Something similar could work for an NF gym, as long as you made it members only (don't want random people wandering in and hurting themselves or damaging equipment). 1 Quote Anim07734; God of Death in Training Tiefling Assassin and Artificer Maxim 70: Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do. Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 An idea that's been passed around my group of friends for a workshop is to rent a space and have everyone store their tools there for everyone's use. Then the business aspect is just overhead and insurance. Something similar could work for an NF gym, as long as you made it members only (don't want random people wandering in and hurting themselves or damaging equipment).I love the grassroots idea. If there was any model that would see some form of an NF gym become reality, my bet is it's something like this. Quote BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Raincloak Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 We actually have a "tool library" in my neighborhood. I've never used it because the website is terrible and they expect a 'donation' to borrow tools, but the idea is very good. a few years ago someone asked us to imagine the ideal NF gym. IIRC my idea involved a treehouse, because. 2 Quote Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Hylian Assassin 5'5", 143 lbs. Half-marathon: 3:02It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Link to comment
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