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Not that I mind the girls posting here, because I really dont. But I love how the girls are all like "leaving now" and then come back :P Girl, since you are reading this, can you do us all a favor. Please realize guys are oblivious sometimes, especially nerd guys, and just be straight forward :P

So very true. A girl on my corridor when I was at University asked me out. I was completely oblivious to this until about two years later.

Though, admittedly, as I found out myself at that point, she was on a hiding to nothing anyway - the hunky American surfer dude studying English Literature next door to me was far more appealing!

Women are a mystery to us men, on all levels!

What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud?

It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/

 

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So very true. A girl on my corridor when I was at University asked me out. I was completely oblivious to this until about two years later.

Though, admittedly, as I found out myself at that point, she was on a hiding to nothing anyway - the hunky American surfer dude studying English Literature next door to me was far more appealing!

Women are a mystery to us men, on all levels!

i just hate how you can read or hear how something they do can be universally translated. this is so not true. a woman can do something and it mean one thing and her best friend do the same thing and it mean a completely different thing entirely.

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Yay, i've been following this post with interest, glad to read you're ok with girls opinions. Here's my 2c

I think you're right that you don't know if she's interested, and if you want to sound it out a bit more, go ahead.

I ask my co-workers what they're doing for the weekend all the time, but with a relative stranger it's different.

I've never asked a guy out, was always too shy, but would plant what I thought were massive leads (turns out guys dont really understand the female subtleties).

If that were me, I'd ask a guy I was casually chatting with what they were up to, to gather intel. If you said out with friends at the beach, i'd know a bit more about you and we'd have things in common. If you said out with girlfriend or wife, i'd know to change conversation tone to be just friends. If you said nothing, I'd be a bit stumped... But if i liked you I'd probably be asking all of my friends what it means, and they'd tell me to wait to see what you said next.

We're complex creatures! Hope that helps.

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OK Dude, here's the deal: You ask her out and we'll leave you be regardless of what happens afterwards

BUT

If you DON'T Then you will have to suffer some punishment that's both hilarious and Rhymes. And Yes! It MUST Rhyme! *cue thunder and lightning*

Level 25 Final Fantasy Rebel

My Epic Quest | My Journey | Currently on the Trial of Orthos
Str: 60 | Dex: 23 | Sta: 66 | Con: 28 | Wis: 55 | Cha: 14

Goals for 2021:

Spoiler
  • Build my brother a Destiny 2 Lamp
  • Learn how to do a Handstand
  • Play 1 song on the acoustic guitar
  • Clean up the Christmas Decorations and finish setting up my apartment (hang things up, plus some other few things that need to be organized)
  • Re-introduce Pull-ups into my routine
  • Build a shelving unit next to my Desk

"No matter what, if you can hold your head up high, you've done the right thing."

"When you stand with your family, your family stands with you."

"Write what needs to be written."

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OK Dude, here's the deal: You ask her out and we'll leave you be regardless of what happens afterwards

BUT

If you DON'T Then you will have to suffer some punishment that's both hilarious and Rhymes. And Yes! It MUST Rhyme! *cue thunder and lightning*

Ask her out you strange old man

Or we'll laugh at you on 4chan

:)

It's the best I got.

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Guest Gemeaux
*Entering briefly* It doesn't count when you're a guy asking this question. My husband asks his co-workers what they're weekend plans are every single week. That doesn't mean he's asking all the ladies out, or giving anyone an 'open'.

It only counts if a girl asks it, because girls tend to play things like that closer. A girl isn't going to ask a single guy what his plans are, unless she's fully prepared to be asked out by said guy. We know that's a risk we take by asking...so it's done on purpose, I swear. But only by girls.

*Leaving now*

Yes , to all of this .

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If you don't ask her out , us girls will post about girly stuff on here . Like periods , hello kitty and one direction .

GASP! No you'll Kill us all! :miserable:

Level 25 Final Fantasy Rebel

My Epic Quest | My Journey | Currently on the Trial of Orthos
Str: 60 | Dex: 23 | Sta: 66 | Con: 28 | Wis: 55 | Cha: 14

Goals for 2021:

Spoiler
  • Build my brother a Destiny 2 Lamp
  • Learn how to do a Handstand
  • Play 1 song on the acoustic guitar
  • Clean up the Christmas Decorations and finish setting up my apartment (hang things up, plus some other few things that need to be organized)
  • Re-introduce Pull-ups into my routine
  • Build a shelving unit next to my Desk

"No matter what, if you can hold your head up high, you've done the right thing."

"When you stand with your family, your family stands with you."

"Write what needs to be written."

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I don't. If our men's thread becomes defiled with the blood of unborn bebehs I will be displeased. A grudge, I will hold.

Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log!

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So, why does it have to be a "date", anyway?

Ask her for coffee. As in "hey, class kicked my butt today. Wanna grab a cup of coffee?" Friends do coffee. You might discover, over coffee, that you do/do not want to date her. No harm, no foul.

It's part of the socializing thing. Heck, I've been known to go grab coffee with my (men) friends.... and I'm married (and so were some of them)... grabbing a coffee is just part of daily life, it isn't a "date"... but, it can lead to dating, if you decide you want it to.

Okay, this lady shall bow out now (though, I am watching *grin*)

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You were warned, Bruce...

Will you just

please ask her, man?

i will not ask her,

Bruce-I-am.

I will not ask

her out, my man.

Would you ask her

Here or there?

I would not ask her

here or there.

I would not ask her

anywhere.

I will not ask

her out, my man.

i will not ask her,

Bruce-I-am

Would you ask her

in a house?

Would you ask her

with a mouse?

i will not ask her

in a house.

i will not ask her

with a mouse.

i will not ask her

here or there.

i will not ask her

anywhere.

I will not ask her out, my man.

i will not ask her, Bruce-I-am.

Would you ask her

in a box?

Would you ask her

with a fox?

Not in a box.

Not with a fox.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not ask her here or there.

I would not ask her anywhere.

I would not ask her out, my man.

i will not ask her, Bruce-I-am.

Would you? Could you?

in a car?

ask her! ask her!

There you are.

I would not,

could not,

in a car

She may like you.

You will see.

She may like you

in a tree?

Not in a tree.

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be.

i will not ask her in a box.

i will not ask her with a fox

i will not ask her in a house

i will not ask her with a mouse

i will not ask her here or there.

i will not ask her anywhere.

I will not ask her out, my man.

i will not ask he, Bruce-I-am.

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you

on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! Bruce! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.

I could not, would not, with a fox.

I will not ask her with a mouse

I will not ask her in a house.

I will not ask her here or there.

I will not ask her anywhere.

i will not ask her, Bruce-I-am.

Say!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,

in the dark.

Would you, could you,

in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark. Not on a train,

Not in a car, Not in a tree.

i will not ask her, Bruce, you see.

Not in a house. Not in a box.

Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

I will not ask her here or there.

i will not ask her anywhere!

You do not like

her out, my man?

I will not

ask her,

Bruce-I-am.

Could you, would you,

with a goat?

I would not,

could not.

with a goat!

Would you, could you,

on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not ask her in the rain.

I will not ask her on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

i will not ask her in a box.

i will not ask her with a fox.

I will not ask her in a house.

i will not ask her with a mouse.

i will not ask her here or there.

i will not ask her ANYWHERE!

I will not ask

her out, my man.

i will not ask her,

Bruce-I-am.

You will not ask her.

So you say.

Try it! Try it!

And you may.

Try it and you may I say.

Bruce!

If you will let me be,

I will try them.

You will see.

Say!

I'll ask her out, my man!

I will!! I'll her, Bruce-I-am!

And I would ask her in a boat!

And I would ask her with a goat...

And I will ask her in the rain.

And in the dark. And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

'Cause I'm a badass Rebel you see!

So I will ask her in a box.

And I will ask her with a fox.

And I will ask her in a house.

And I will ask her with a mouse.

And I will ask her here and there.

Say! I will ask her ANYWHERE!

I will so ask

her out, my man!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Bruce-I-am

BAREFOOT DAWSY

Scout Commander (ret.)

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Thank you Dr. Dawseussy! For that wonderful Rhyming Punishment!

Level 25 Final Fantasy Rebel

My Epic Quest | My Journey | Currently on the Trial of Orthos
Str: 60 | Dex: 23 | Sta: 66 | Con: 28 | Wis: 55 | Cha: 14

Goals for 2021:

Spoiler
  • Build my brother a Destiny 2 Lamp
  • Learn how to do a Handstand
  • Play 1 song on the acoustic guitar
  • Clean up the Christmas Decorations and finish setting up my apartment (hang things up, plus some other few things that need to be organized)
  • Re-introduce Pull-ups into my routine
  • Build a shelving unit next to my Desk

"No matter what, if you can hold your head up high, you've done the right thing."

"When you stand with your family, your family stands with you."

"Write what needs to be written."

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