BarefootDawsy Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 I pictured the claymore mine strapped to Dawsy's back too. However, I pictured him running away from the attackers and giggling like a madman as he hit the detonator, blowing him forward and making mince-meat out whatever is behind him. hahahaOK I like this better. Is it too late to change? BOOM! Mwahahahaha! BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
161803398874989 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Zombies? Weapons? I don't need weapons. I'll take on those fuckers bare-handed! Quare? Quod vita mea non tua est. You can call me Phi, Numbers, Sixteen or just plain 161803398874989. Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Apparently dawsy is the riddler in this scenario. Link to comment
Artinum Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 I'll take the chainsaw, please. Messy but somehow immensely satisfying. What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 I'll only take a chainsaw if my hand gets possessed. Oh, and I will need a boomstick. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
The Shogun Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Zombies? Weapons? I don't need weapons. I'll take on those fuckers bare-handed! This sounds like something a Monk would say One shot, one life. Link to comment
Woodsrider Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 If I'm going to be fighting Zombies, I'm using a Halligan bar like this guy uses in his story.http://adriansundeaddiary.com/Halligan Bar in case you haven't seen one. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halligan_barYou can start reading the story here, but don't blame me if you spend the next week glued to your computer.http://adriansundeaddiary.com/pt/September-21/blog.htmYou've been warned. Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Halligans are nice, but the curve on the edge can be problematic. A curved edge is much more likely to catch inside a skull than a straight edge. That is why I never use a crowbar when I'm smashing skulls... Err... I mean... Yeah, I have no idea how to make this look good... Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Cricket bat. Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Manly news of the day. Went to art festival and flea market. Different places. Then the mall to kill time before a podcast I do with friends. So by the mall is a half price books. I was there checking out music and stuff. Then comics. And a girl came the comics sections...so for a minute I'm thinking 'okayof kinda good looking...where is the boyfriend? ' ...well...she was shopping for herself. And she's wearing a haste the day shirt ((Loren wade gets it). And we are chatting....and then I ask for her number. Man success. Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Hell yeah! See? All the picking on you was for a reason Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Red1263 Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Manly news of the day. Went to art festival and flea market. Different places. Then the mall to kill time before a podcast I do with friends. So by the mall is a half price books. I was there checking out music and stuff. Then comics. And a girl came the comics sections...so for a minute I'm thinking 'okayof kinda good looking...where is the boyfriend? ' ...well...she was shopping for herself. And she's wearing a haste the day shirt ((Loren wade gets it). And we are chatting....and then I ask for her number. Man success.WHOOO HOOOO!!! AWESOME! You did it! Congrats!Well I have my own Dilemma, How do you talk to a girl who's at work? Busy work, mind you? I can't exactly stop her for idle chat, so what do I do?..... Huh, thinking about it now, I'll probably never see her again Level 25 Final Fantasy Rebel My Epic Quest | My Journey | Currently on the Trial of Orthos Str: 60 | Dex: 23 | Sta: 66 | Con: 28 | Wis: 55 | Cha: 14 Goals for 2021: Spoiler Build my brother a Destiny 2 Lamp Learn how to do a Handstand Play 1 song on the acoustic guitar Clean up the Christmas Decorations and finish setting up my apartment (hang things up, plus some other few things that need to be organized) Re-introduce Pull-ups into my routine Build a shelving unit next to my Desk "No matter what, if you can hold your head up high, you've done the right thing." "When you stand with your family, your family stands with you." "Write what needs to be written." Link to comment
Tom Kenobi Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Manly news of the day. Went to art festival and flea market. Different places. Then the mall to kill time before a podcast I do with friends. So by the mall is a half price books. I was there checking out music and stuff. Then comics. And a girl came the comics sections...so for a minute I'm thinking 'okayof kinda good looking...where is the boyfriend? ' ...well...she was shopping for herself. And she's wearing a haste the day shirt ((Loren wade gets it). And we are chatting....and then I ask for her number. Man success.Well done. Bravo sir, bravo! "First, decide who you would be and then do what you must do." ~Epictetus Link to comment
Tom Kenobi Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 And as far as zombies go, I'm more of a strike and evade kinda guy. Hit them with whatever is around if I am not armed so I can get to my gun, then use the sidearm to get to my rifle and then start creating alot of distance as I take them out from a more human friendly area. Of course, its all theory until you actually get in the ring. Despite all the crazy stuff in the news lately, lets hope that day never happens eh? "First, decide who you would be and then do what you must do." ~Epictetus Link to comment
progress126 Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Manly news of the day. Went to art festival and flea market. Different places. Then the mall to kill time before a podcast I do with friends. So by the mall is a half price books. I was there checking out music and stuff. Then comics. And a girl came the comics sections...so for a minute I'm thinking 'okayof kinda good looking...where is the boyfriend? ' ...well...she was shopping for herself. And she's wearing a haste the day shirt ((Loren wade gets it). And we are chatting....and then I ask for her number. Man success.Great job Snake! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "Yeah, I got this!" -andygates Link to comment
Tom Kenobi Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 OK I like this better. Is it too late to change? BOOM! Mwahahahaha!Never too late to change. I'm glad you like it! "First, decide who you would be and then do what you must do." ~Epictetus Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Snake McClain, you are the MAN!...there's red on your shirt... BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Snake McClain, you are the MAN!...there's red on your shirt...Lol. Thanks everyone. Lets go to the Winchester.WHOOO HOOOO!!! AWESOME! You did it! Congrats!Well I have my own Dilemma, How do you talk to a girl who's at work? Busy work, mind you? I can't exactly stop her for idle chat, so what do I do?..... Huh, thinking about it now, I'll probably never see her again I meed more details. Ill help Link to comment
Red1263 Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 I meed more details. Ill helpSorry, that was rather vague, wasn't it? When I was Volunteering Yesterday, A very cute nurse came in 2 hours left on my shift. Now the first thing Nurses do is catch up on their patients from the previous nurses, which takes time and energy, and then they do what needs to be done, which causes them to run back and forth. So the entire time, I was looking at her, she was busy. So I felt as if there really was no opportunity to talk to her causally, due to the stressfulness of their work. Any advice? Level 25 Final Fantasy Rebel My Epic Quest | My Journey | Currently on the Trial of Orthos Str: 60 | Dex: 23 | Sta: 66 | Con: 28 | Wis: 55 | Cha: 14 Goals for 2021: Spoiler Build my brother a Destiny 2 Lamp Learn how to do a Handstand Play 1 song on the acoustic guitar Clean up the Christmas Decorations and finish setting up my apartment (hang things up, plus some other few things that need to be organized) Re-introduce Pull-ups into my routine Build a shelving unit next to my Desk "No matter what, if you can hold your head up high, you've done the right thing." "When you stand with your family, your family stands with you." "Write what needs to be written." Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Personally I say take your time. Watch for an opening. No need to rush. If an opening does not arise...then find moments here and there to say hi in passing. Make yourself noticeable. I'm no expert so that's all I got. Link to comment
Hannibal Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Manly news of the day. Went to art festival and flea market. Different places. Then the mall to kill time before a podcast I do with friends. So by the mall is a half price books. I was there checking out music and stuff. Then comics. And a girl came the comics sections...so for a minute I'm thinking 'okayof kinda good looking...where is the boyfriend? ' ...well...she was shopping for herself. And she's wearing a haste the day shirt ((Loren wade gets it). And we are chatting....and then I ask for her number. Man success.Nice! I hope it works out for you.Re: zombie weapon, I'm thinking about this somewhat realistically here. I don't have any weapons around the house that could take out a zombie except for an 8lbs. sledgehammer I use in lieu of weights. I believe that would work quite effectively, at least until I gas out and get overwhelmed. In a zombie apocalypse the average man is SOL & JWF anyway, so if I'm going to go out I might as well go out like a boss and take a couple of them with me. Hannibal's Workout Log | Hannibal's Blog Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Red, Snake's advice is pretty sound. Just wait for an opening, and in the mean time, try to stay in her general vicinity, so you can get a few words in whenever she passes. If no opportunity arises, try the old talking really rushed and urgently "Nurse, there is a situation here." She goes "What?" You finish with "We haven't gone out for coffee yet." Works every time I have used it. Then again, I've never used it. But 0 for 0 is still 100% success rate, right? Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
161803398874989 Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Red, Snake's advice is pretty sound. Just wait for an opening, and in the mean time, try to stay in her general vicinity, so you can get a few words in whenever she passes. If no opportunity arises, try the old talking really rushed and urgently "Nurse, there is a situation here." She goes "What?" You finish with "We haven't gone out for coffee yet." Works every time I have used it. Then again, I've never used it. But 0 for 0 is still 100% success rate, right?Depends on how you got to 0 and 0. Then you can use l'hôpital's rule and find out. So let's do that.You have x, the number of times you used it, and y, the number of times you succeede. So you get x/y. Deriving that to y, we find: 0/1 = 0. So it's a 0% success rate. Sorry buddy. Quare? Quod vita mea non tua est. You can call me Phi, Numbers, Sixteen or just plain 161803398874989. Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 LOLAnyway...also be sure you work hard, Red. Don't be a slouch. Do your job and be great at it. Ladies notice that stuff. Also do it anyway cuz you work at a hospital and your job is important. Also because you just should. Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Damn... Maybe we can just say we are dividing by 0 and get undefined? Saying the success rate of it is undefined sounds so much better than it has a 0% chance of working. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
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