Machete Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Saw this book on Amazon. I'm thinking of getting it, going to a Starbucks (or any other place where women like to congregate), and studying it intently, with a highlighter and everything. This could be hilarious. 6 Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
Spark Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'd sit there with a phone and make occasional comments into it in a made-up language, as if dictating notes to yourself. Quote Level 10 Superhero Trainee (Ranger)Str 20 Dex 12 Sta 15 Con 15 Wis 13 Cha 16 My Battle Log: Getting Back on the HorseChallenges! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10NerFiWriCh Completed: 1! My book! The Mercenary's Guide to Ruined Seattle. To all you saints and sinners!You losers and you winners!Here's to one more day above the roses! Link to comment
Machete Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'd sit there with a phone and make occasional comments into it in a made-up language, as if dictating notes to yourself. Or a real Asian language. I happen to speak a little Ewok. 2 Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
Liberator Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Saw this book on Amazon. I'm thinking of getting it, going to a Starbucks (or any other place where women like to congregate), and studying it intently, with a highlighter and everything. This could be hilarious. Hilarious cover, love the forlorn but sultry look on her face and windswept hair along with the bold-face white typography and forthright title…It would be hard to find a "whiter" woman… so white she glows. Can't wait for your analysis and in-the-field research notes. 1 Quote Link to comment
MogiShade Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Saw this book on Amazon. I'm thinking of getting it, going to a Starbucks (or any other place where women like to congregate), and studying it intently, with a highlighter and everything. This could be hilarious. Got any links to books about maintaining a marriage to a Slavic redhead? Quote "If you're not waking up in the morning and living your life like a ritual of creation or destruction or life or death or love or hate then you really are just dieing one minute at a time."- Paul "Grimnir" Waggener of the Wolves of Vinland Mogi Shade, Level 4 Yeti[STR 6] [DEX 8] [STA 4] [CON 5] [WIS 4] [CHA 4] Current Challenge: [05]JJSOMMER.COM | Tumblr | Instagram Quinte Outdoor Club Meet-Up Group [ON, Canada] Link to comment
Raev Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Hilarious cover, love the forlorn but sultry look on her face and windswept hair along with the bold-face white typography and forthright title…It would be hard to find a "whiter" woman… so white she glows. Can't wait for your analysis and in-the-field research notes.She's so damned white she's almost translucent! Geez! Quote level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
Oramac Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Time for a "Something I hate!" moment. Guys, listen up.Men should not wear "fashion" jeans. There is nothing good about seeing a bloke wearing a pair of "skinny" jeans, that resemble a pair of fecking leggings! Nor is there anything nice about a pair of baggy-arsed jeans hanging half way off your backside. There shouldn't be more pockets than you actually need to hold your wallet, phone, car keys, and your hands. Jeans should come up to you hips, they should have 5 pockets, and they should fit you. End of.I've just spent the evening looking at guys and wanting to slap them on the back of their heads and tell them to go home and "put some proper clothes on". *sigh* I feel old... This is slightly upsetting. 4 Quote "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
Silo Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 How abouthttp://www.betabrand.com/mens/pants.html Those Birdseye Dress Pant Sweatpants are just...wow. And not a good wow. 1 Quote 2016 goals: Hit goal weight. Build muscle.2015 goals: Get stronger, stop loathing squats and get better at them - DONE!!!2014 goal: Lose 52.5 lbs. - DONE!!! 12/13/14 MFP Link to comment
Barfly Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 When I retire (soon) it's going to be sweatpants all day everyday Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Barfly Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 This is slightly upsetting. Levis 559s 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Silo Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 I can deal with that. You are committing to those sweatpants. But the dress pant sweatpant hybrid is no bueno. In the words of Ron Swanson, "never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing." 3 Quote 2016 goals: Hit goal weight. Build muscle.2015 goals: Get stronger, stop loathing squats and get better at them - DONE!!!2014 goal: Lose 52.5 lbs. - DONE!!! 12/13/14 MFP Link to comment
Barfly Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 I can deal with that. You are committing to those sweatpants. But the dress pant sweatpant hybrid is no bueno. In the words of Ron Swanson, "never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing." Nope. I'm even getting a sweatpant tux for formal affairs and a sweatpant suit for funerals. 2 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Lots of hills and biking will make every pair of jeans skinny jeans also; find jeans that fit waist can't get them over quads, find jeans to properly fit legs have to wear a belt. lol I honestly think that every guy should have a few pairs of pants that are just to go out in, that you shouldn't wear your "good" jeans to work or to do house work in Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Blue pot-docs drawstring pants, kinda smells like James Franco and Seth Rogan. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Although I do appreciate a man with a good butt and quads in fitted dress pants.Or kilt. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Silo Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Although I do appreciate a man with a good butt and quads in fitted dress pants.Or kilt. 3 Quote 2016 goals: Hit goal weight. Build muscle.2015 goals: Get stronger, stop loathing squats and get better at them - DONE!!!2014 goal: Lose 52.5 lbs. - DONE!!! 12/13/14 MFP Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 I don't know if it's just around here or not, but if you wear anything but pants people look at you strange; shorts are ok as long as it's summer and only outside. Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Barfly Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Don't say "kilt" and "off" in the same sentence around Guzzi 3 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 or "kilt" and "up" if you're doing it right 4 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Thrillho Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Quote The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
Barfly Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 or "kilt" and "up" if you're doing it rightIk. That paratrooper must have truly been a "commando". 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 probably tmi, but jumping out of a plane commando must feel amazing lol 2 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Don't say "kilt" and "off" in the same sentence around Guzzi Ha! I don't even need to say it, lol! 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 probably tmi, but jumping out of a plane commando must feel amazing lolSee now, visions of Disney's Dumbo springs to mind. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Barfly Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 probably tmi, but jumping out of a plane commando must feel amazing lolThe buffeting must be terrible. Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
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