Rosie Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 ...you go Quad Biking on holiday and pick the helmet that reminds you of R2D2... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Twitter Blog Attributes: Strength (STR): 3 Dexterity (DEX): 1 Stamina (STA): 4 Constitution (CON): 2 Wisdom (WIS): 3 Charisma (CHA): 2 Link to comment
Mike Pants Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 You've ever wondered what a health potion tastes like. Link to comment
JediJem Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 ...you go Quad Biking on holiday and pick the helmet that reminds you of R2D2...If there was a 'like' button on NF I'd hit that here ^^ Always kick higher Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 You've ever wondered what a health potion tastes like.Here's manna potion and health potion from ThinkGeek. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Khet Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 ... When you shout "shazbot" whenever you mess something up. Too many hours of Tribes has done that to me. Sent from my DROID RAZR Link to comment
Mike Pants Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Here's manna potion and health potion from ThinkGeek.Probably not Paleo. Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 HealthMannaSo, sadly it is not. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Sambalina Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 When you think a romantic question is: "Honey, if I were I zombie, would you let me eat your brains?"And when you fully appreciate the answer:"Hell, no. The minute you get bitten it's a double-tap to the head for you. Sorry, sweety". Warrior Princess Eating Psychology Coach Adventure's Guild Challenge winner: Challenge #24 â•‘ Live the Whole â•‘ Bucket List â•‘Level up my Lifeâ•‘ "Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Every day you're alive is a special occasion." Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 When you think a romantic question is: "Honey, if I were I zombie, would you let me eat your brains?"And when you fully appreciate the answer:"Hell, no. The minute you get bitten it's a double-tap to the head for you. Sorry, sweety".Sadly, I've randomly looked at my ex when we were together and said, "Baby, I love you. But if a zombie bit you, I'm putting two in your temple." Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Jcannon98188 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 ... When you shout "shazbot" whenever you mess something up. Too many hours of Tribes has done that to me. Sent from my DROID RAZRPeople look at me so weird when I do this! Glad to see another Tribesman. Diamond Sword or Blood Eagle (Our future friendship depends on your answer) Link to comment
Sambalina Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Sadly, I've randomly looked at my ex when we were together and said, "Baby, I love you. But if a zombie bit you, I'm putting two in your temple."I value that kind of commitment in a man, Lead Warrior Princess Eating Psychology Coach Adventure's Guild Challenge winner: Challenge #24 â•‘ Live the Whole â•‘ Bucket List â•‘Level up my Lifeâ•‘ "Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Every day you're alive is a special occasion." Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I value that kind of commitment in a man, Lead Unfortunately, she did not and I got that awkward stare that I am so apt to get from girls when I say what pops into my mind. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Red1263 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Unfortunately, she did not and I got that awkward stare that I am so apt to get from girls when I say what pops into my mind.Alas, I'm afraid she won't last long in the ZA. Too bad. Level 25 Final Fantasy Rebel My Epic Quest | My Journey | Currently on the Trial of Orthos Str: 60 | Dex: 23 | Sta: 66 | Con: 28 | Wis: 55 | Cha: 14 Goals for 2021: Spoiler Build my brother a Destiny 2 Lamp Learn how to do a Handstand Play 1 song on the acoustic guitar Clean up the Christmas Decorations and finish setting up my apartment (hang things up, plus some other few things that need to be organized) Re-introduce Pull-ups into my routine Build a shelving unit next to my Desk "No matter what, if you can hold your head up high, you've done the right thing." "When you stand with your family, your family stands with you." "Write what needs to be written." Link to comment
Rosie Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Sadly, I've randomly looked at my ex when we were together and said, "Baby, I love you. But if a zombie bit you, I'm putting two in your temple."Haha that just made me burst out laughing! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Twitter Blog Attributes: Strength (STR): 3 Dexterity (DEX): 1 Stamina (STA): 4 Constitution (CON): 2 Wisdom (WIS): 3 Charisma (CHA): 2 Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I just asked my wife to promise me that if I was bitten by a zombie she would double tap me. She responded "Sure, as long as I can be sure that it's a real zombie and not one of those bath salts people." Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
RaeVynn Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 If you know that "Shazbot" was what Mork from Ork said. RaeVynn Revs it Up Link to comment
Lizifer Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 * You named your cat in Klingon * you know Joss Whedon's back catalog* You are counting down to the last Wheel of Time installment* You've debated the relative merits of Dragon*Con vs SDCC* You've ever responded to "your a nerd" with "my a nerd what?" * You've ever said "May the fourth... be with you!" the power of [geekhood] compels me: "Oh, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!" -- Tank Girl "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." -- Zoe Washburn "No, people are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them." -- Michel Gerard "A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!" -- Willow Rosenberg Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 * You named your cat in Klingon * You are counting down to the last Wheel of Time installment* You've ever said "May the fourth... be with you!"-Our cat is named Pixel, not Kilngon, but you get the point-Yes-My facebook background is still a star wars battle scene from this. Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
161803398874989 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 ...when your forum username contains 15 digits and no letters from the alphabet, and you know it from the top of your head. Quare? Quod vita mea non tua est. You can call me Phi, Numbers, Sixteen or just plain 161803398874989. Link to comment
Ghost Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 * You've ever said "May the fourth... be with you!"One of my high school teachers made that joke over the speaker system. Nobody laughed. Link to comment
Jcannon98188 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 How can you not laugh at that? May the 4th be with you is still the greatest pun ever Link to comment
Lizifer Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 How can you not laugh at that? May the 4th be with you is still the greatest pun everRIGHT? My ex was super into Star Wars... and that was actually his birthday. Best. Ever. the power of [geekhood] compels me: "Oh, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!" -- Tank Girl "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." -- Zoe Washburn "No, people are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them." -- Michel Gerard "A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!" -- Willow Rosenberg Link to comment
Atalan Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Sadly, I've randomly looked at my ex when we were together and said, "Baby, I love you. But if a zombie bit you, I'm putting two in your temple."The correct response to that question is: "Thank you, I'd do the same for you, honey." Link to comment
--- Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 How can you not laugh at that? May the 4th be with you is still the greatest pun everI humbly submit that it's the greatest pun ever only when followed by "Revenge of the 5th." (I can't take credit for that one. I saw it on a T-shirt.)Regarding the OP:...you wear a Jedi robe as a bathrobe....your mother compares you to Sheldon, and you're only offended because you pictured yourself more like Leonard. (Sorry for bringing back in TBBT.)...when your husband obtains items in the game he's playing, and you dutifully play the Legend of Zelda "item get" sound for him....you refer to your wedding anniversary as "leveling up in Matrimony"...and consequently make this card for your husband: [ATTACH=CONFIG]4290[/ATTACH]More will be coming. Link to comment
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