Dradis Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 If you had 30 days til you lost your penis, what would you do with it? Men and other penis-havers, what is your dick-bucket-list? LOL I'm not sure there is anything i want to do that i haven't done already, but maybe i should branch out because i'm losing it? Hmmmmm. Nah, i think just quantity for 30 days rather than anything new. Current challenge: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/70839-bendy-dradis-stands-up-proper/ Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 the very last thing I would do is pee standing up be the top one last time 1 Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Cat in the rack Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 A penis bucket-list hmm? So do I get a vagina at the end of it or what? I wanna know what I'm getting into here. Follow me on snapchat or instagram @ catintherackSquat: 115kgBench: 77.5kgDeadlift: 130kgTotal: 322.5kgWeight: 68kg Link to comment
Thrillho Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 I wanna know what I'm getting into here. Nothing, anymore. 3 The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 they can make it into a vagina; they have videos of the surgery if you have a strong stomach. Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Hit Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 the very last thing I would do is pee standing up see this is what i was thinking - pee on all the things! pee off a bridge into oncoming traffic, pee out a bin fire, try pee over a stall door, pee on someone's face, pee everywhere. mark your territory they can make it into a vagina; they have videos of the surgery if you have a strong stomach. they most certainly can, and do! the only problem is, when you go digging through for these videos, you find ones from 2002 and earlier, and holy shit has SRS come a long way since then. Here's a reddit AMA from someone who had the typical penile inversion (with photos of the healing phase) - http://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/2tbsyk/any_questions_about_mtf_gender_reassignment/. It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
Nubbins McGee Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 pee out a bin fireIf you have any respect for your sense of smell you do NOT want to try to pee out a fire. Ever. 2 Did I offer advice in my post? Please keep the following in mind:I am not a doctor nor any other kind of medical professional.I am not a lawyer.I am not a mental health providerI am not a nutritionistYour mileage may varyI don't do anything in moderationI have lots of injuries & if you train like me, you probably will too. Link to comment
Hit Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Stand up-wind - get better range and the smell will drift away from you! It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
Thrillho Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 As a boy scout, I can tell you there are numerous ways to pee on flaming substances of all type safely. The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
erosan Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I think to give an honest answer, I'd first want to know what comes after... is it gone (as in someone cut it off)? is it magically going to disappear (as in leaving me like a non-sexed being? am I getting a sex change (as in I get something to replace it)? I think the outcome would affect the focus of my 30 days... ahh who am I kidding? I'd try to do the same thing regardless... my motivations might change, but the action plan would be the same... yes, I'd try to pee on different things, different places because peeing is fun. but mostly I would be one kinky horny dog. Try to do as many things as possible. the more diverse the experience the better. Not a lot of things I would not try out there me thinks especially given the circumstances. Is that a bit cliche, predictable or even immature? I don't care... you know? there are not that many things you can do with such body part. I mean... it doesn't really serve that many functions... peeing and sex covers pretty much everything (other than a horrible place for piercings and such and being amongst the main targets of threats and kicks in dirty fights). Oh, I know... I'd also do a bunch of molds in different uhmmm poses so I could create silicone prosthetics later. Just in case. How about you Hitlionsoul? is there a equivalent vagina bucket-list? (you don't have to answer, but I think it's fair to assume you're willing to answer whatever you ask). "Unfocused" Wizard // Rationalist of the order of Bayes Lvl 5 Assassin. Lvl 33 Jack of all trades. 7 STR|6 DEX|7 STA|7 CON|16 WIS|8 CHA Current challenge Wizard in the making: ero san's continuing road of magic My drawings Sketchbook, Other afiliations The Loft Link to comment
Hit Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Oh, I know... I'd also do a bunch of molds in different uhmmm poses so I could create silicone prosthetics later. Just in case. This is by far the greatest answer yet. How about you Hitlionsoul? is there a equivalent vagina bucket-list? I can only really think of similar things - sex and peeing on things. I guess I'd try learn how to squirt, how to shoot ping pong balls. I'd have someone eat a banana out of there (saw that in amsterdam once, it was horrible by why not hey). Lift weights with it (you can google this one!). Go all size queen and see how big I can handle. Try fisting maybe? 1 It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
erosan Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 right there you just proved the versatility of the all mighty vj… don't think there is anyone crazy enough on this world to try and shoot ping pong balls out of his penis. you win this round 1 "Unfocused" Wizard // Rationalist of the order of Bayes Lvl 5 Assassin. Lvl 33 Jack of all trades. 7 STR|6 DEX|7 STA|7 CON|16 WIS|8 CHA Current challenge Wizard in the making: ero san's continuing road of magic My drawings Sketchbook, Other afiliations The Loft Link to comment
Cat in the rack Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 don't think there is anyone crazy enough on this world to try and shoot ping pong balls out of his penis I've been called crazy from time to time. Follow me on snapchat or instagram @ catintherackSquat: 115kgBench: 77.5kgDeadlift: 130kgTotal: 322.5kgWeight: 68kg Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Well if I might lose it, might as well try to walk a truck up the hill with my junk like the Shiaolin monk for once. After having lots and lots of its original function, of course. Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
Hit Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Dick pushups? All you need is one. 2 It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
insanity Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 So from what I can gather, outside of peeing on everything, it's either "Stick it in all the things" or "Stick all the things in it".... makes sense. :-) 3 "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
MissoulaSquatch Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I walked in at an awkward moment..time to read back and see how we got here, lol 1 How to become Sasquatch Link to comment
Thrillho Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Well if I might lose it, might as well try to walk a truck up the hill with my junk like the Shiaolin monk for once. After having lots and lots of its original function, of course. Babies? The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 judging by the diameter of a ping pong ball and the size of the average wang I don't think that would be physically possible, bb's definitely 1 Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
StillWaters Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I walked in at an awkward moment..time to read back and see how we got here, lolhttp://www.reactiongifs.us/fire-community/ 3 Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Babies? Babies!! Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
Thrillho Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Babies!! FOUR HUNDRED BABIES! 1 The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
Grifball Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm liking the idea of creating a cast of the to-be-lost member. I would then create a kickstarter campaign to fund a golden memorial statue of it for posterity's sake. Put it on a nice mahogany base with a little plaque that said something like "Grifball's #1 Penis" or "In Loving Memory". Edit to add: the memorial statue would of course be at 1.15 scale. I mean, all heroes are remembered as larger than life, right? 1 5'11'' Male SW: 251 | CW: 199 | GW: 175 Battle Log: Grifball's Freelancer Training "I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS." - Michael J. Caboose Link to comment
Artinum Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Well if I might lose it, might as well try to walk a truck up the hill with my junk like the Shiaolin monk for once. After having lots and lots of its original function, of course. And then, in an ironic twist, this turns out to be how you lose it. The self-fulfilling prophecy! 4 What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
erosan Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm liking the idea of creating a cast of the to-be-lost member. I would then create a kickstarter campaign to fund a golden memorial statue of it for posterity's sake. Put it on a nice mahogany base with a little plaque that said something like "Grifball's #1 Penis" or "In Loving Memory".Edit to add: the memorial statue would of course be at 1.15 scale. I mean, all heroes are remembered as larger than life, right?man, a golden statue is thinking too small… I'd use it to go into the adult toys industry… being the guy who lost his penis would give me an edge in the marketing department, so I think this would be highly profitable.And just think how much pleasure my dick could still provide to the world posthumously! "Unfocused" Wizard // Rationalist of the order of Bayes Lvl 5 Assassin. Lvl 33 Jack of all trades. 7 STR|6 DEX|7 STA|7 CON|16 WIS|8 CHA Current challenge Wizard in the making: ero san's continuing road of magic My drawings Sketchbook, Other afiliations The Loft Link to comment
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