Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Ha I'm going to make a mold of mine and start giving it out to people who I hate, here take this and go f-ck yourself Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Robpocalypse Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 If you had 30 days til you lost your penis, what would you do with it?I would tie a dog tag and return instructions on him with a note that says: "Return to owner, call XXX-XXX-XXXX"I am terrible at misplacing my cell and wallet but hope to hell I never lose my dick. 3 Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 King Missle - Detachable Penis; https://www.youtube.com/watch?vPYwiwbgMusY 1 Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 so the link is broke and I forgot to add the NSFW tag so it all works out..... but do yourself a favor and look up at that song when you are in a safe place Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Hit Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 judging by the diameter of a ping pong ball and the size of the average wang I don't think that would be physically possible, bb's definitelyPaintballs! We can combine this with the mould idea - and make a very specialised style of gun It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
Thrillho Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I want to make a "pump action" joke... 2 The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
StillWaters Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I wonder how the guy with two penises over on reddit would react to this. Link to comment
Cat in the rack Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I want to make a "pump action" joke... Glad to see you didn't stoop to the easy humour Follow me on snapchat or instagram @ catintherackSquat: 115kgBench: 77.5kgDeadlift: 130kgTotal: 322.5kgWeight: 68kg Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I was just thinking that if you made paintball guns out of molds from guys wangs you could end up with some snub nosed guns Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Has anyone else experienced a stronger man musk after lifting more not b.o. that is definitely still there but this is much stronger pungent manly scent Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
wildross Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Has anyone else experienced a stronger man musk after lifting more not b.o. that is definitely still there but this is much stronger pungent manly scentCan't say that I have, but I've always been pretty active Warriors don't count reps and sets. They count tons. My psychologist weighs 45 pounds, has an iron soul and sits on the end of a bar Tally Sheet for 2019 Encouragement for older members: Chronologically Blessed Group; Encouragement for newbie lifters: When we were weaker Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Has anyone else experienced a stronger man musk after lifting more not b.o. that is definitely still there but this is much stronger pungent manly scent In some fabric, it happens to me-- the sports ones where it breezes around the armpit especially. In others, I noticed harrier men have that manly musk after working up sweats. It might just be that the hair collecting your soup and all that, or something else entirely, Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
Hit Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Has anyone else experienced a stronger man musk after lifting more not b.o. that is definitely still there but this is much stronger pungent manly scent I mean, where's the difference between musk and BO - but yeh I notice this in guys. As a fan of the way men smell, it can be pretty distracting. It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
Grifball Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 In some fabric, it happens to me-- the sports ones where it breezes around the armpit especially. In others, I noticed harrier men have that manly musk after working up sweats. It might just be that the hair collecting your soup and all that, or something else entirely, Dude Soup? 1 5'11'' Male SW: 251 | CW: 199 | GW: 175 Battle Log: Grifball's Freelancer Training "I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS." - Michael J. Caboose Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 My wicking work out shirts end up smelling like a skunk which gives you a little more insight to my avatar, lol 2 Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Dude Soup? I didn't even know it exists. I'm sure it is an effective repellent when reduced into a dudestock. Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
LadyFenix Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 For some reason I stopped receiving the updates from this thread nearly twenty pages ago. Re-subbing I guess. Level 20 Ranger Monk Str- 18, Dex-12, Sta-10, Con-23, Wis-88, Cha-47 "Not all who wander are lost." "We Shall Not Practice Fear" Current Battlelog Link to comment
insanity Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 For some reason I stopped receiving the updates from this thread nearly twenty pages ago. Re-subbing I guess.Test 1...2.. test 1...2... :-) 1 "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Damaramu Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 You should always have a manly musk. Combine it with a flannel shirt and you're golden. Damaramu's Battle Log: Sick And Tired Of Being Fat And Out Of Shape Link to comment
kungfupunk Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 You should always have a manly musk. Combine it with a flannel shirt and you're golden.That's why I never wash my flannel shirts or my buffalo-fur pants. *sniffs* Lvl 0 Recruit Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 I have a confession to make; my wife hates my shaved head and I really don't care. MPB runs in my family (both sides) so my wife loves pointing out the fact that I'm going bald and that I should have bought/used rogaine when I was younger. So after numerous times of me saying that I was going to shave my head I actually bought the razors when we went shopping and told her I was shaving my head, later that night while the girls were in the bath I completely shaved my head and got no reaction from the wife at all; fast forward a few nights I shaved my head again, which got her to say "I didn't think you were keeping your head shaved" in a negative way turns out that she doesn't think bald men are attractive; so basically she picks on me for going bald and then gets mad when I do something about it. She also doesn't like body hair and complains that I didn't have this much chest hair when we first got together (I was 22) basically I told her that she wants a teenager and that real men have body hair and go bald*. *not all men 3 Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yep. Real men do shit they want... Want to braid your hair? Do it. Want to grow beard? Do it. Want to braid your chest hair?... I'm not even mad. That's Amazing. I am the kind of real man who don't grow chest hair (people think I wax... I'm just... tropical?) and I grow my head hair long. I want it long enough to make a wig to give to women with cancer to have temporary hair, and my head hair is now the silky crow feather of badass. I can't grow a beard to save my life, tho, and I never heard of a person who has to use a beard to save his (her?) life before. I think that's it. Real men like their hair (head, body, facial) the way they choose/ are, and if people don't like it? Too bad. We're keeping it our way. 2 Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
Br0din Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 I have a confession to make; my wife hates my shaved head and I really don't care. MPB runs in my family (both sides) so my wife loves pointing out the fact that I'm going bald and that I should have bought/used rogaine when I was younger. So after numerous times of me saying that I was going to shave my head I actually bought the razors when we went shopping and told her I was shaving my head, later that night while the girls were in the bath I completely shaved my head and got no reaction from the wife at all; fast forward a few nights I shaved my head again, which got her to say "I didn't think you were keeping your head shaved" in a negative way turns out that she doesn't think bald men are attractive; so basically she picks on me for going bald and then gets mad when I do something about it. She also doesn't like body hair and complains that I didn't have this much chest hair when we first got together (I was 22) basically I told her that she wants a teenager and that real men have body hair and go bald*. *not all men Tell her that she used to be skinny too. You have to talk to her about your future look. Maybe some manscaping will help her still want to get close to you and a compromise. As a hairy guy, I hate it, but my wife thinks I'm not being "As Masculine" as I should be cause I trim up the back hair. Either way, talk it out. 1 May Br0din bless you with mighty gains, and may your shaker bottle always be full. Wheymen ...and, if you die... Walk it off - Captain America Level 13: 1/4 Giant Warrior STR - 50 | DEX - 19 | STA - 19 | CON - 14 | WIS - 28 | CHA - 24 My food logging is here*: MFP: tyrsnbdr Link to comment
Artinum Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yep. Real men do shit they want... Want to braid your hair? Do it. Want to grow beard? Do it. I have a work colleague who braids his beard. It's an impressive beard. 2 What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Br0din Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 I have a work colleague who braids his beard. It's an impressive beard. Yeah, I have never seen a picture of a dude with a braided beard who was not a BAMF. May Br0din bless you with mighty gains, and may your shaker bottle always be full. Wheymen ...and, if you die... Walk it off - Captain America Level 13: 1/4 Giant Warrior STR - 50 | DEX - 19 | STA - 19 | CON - 14 | WIS - 28 | CHA - 24 My food logging is here*: MFP: tyrsnbdr Link to comment
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