Groove Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Moto beer run! Wait, what?! Why is one already empty? 1 Quote Link to comment
Guzzi Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Have you ever come out of the shops after buying six bottles of beer only to realise that you don't have the tank bag on the bike?It's amazing how many bottles you can fit in your pockets/ down your jacket/ in that space under the pillion seat. Of course then you have to ride home ever so carefully, thinking: please don't crash, please don't crash.... 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Barfly Posted April 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Have you ever come out of the shops after buying six bottles of beer only to realise that you don't have the tank bag on the bike?It's amazing how many bottles you can fit in your pockets/ down your jacket/ in that space under the pillion seat. Of course then you have to ride home ever so carefully, thinking: please don't crash, please don't crash.... Pull out your shoe laces, tie your pant legs tight around your ankles and drop 3 bottles down each leg! McGuyvered! 4 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Groove Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 So, this is what it's like to hit rock bottom, LOL Barfly! 2 Quote Link to comment
The Stranger Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Rock bottom is when you decide to just drink them there so you don't have to worry about it, then you go back inside and buy another six pack so you'll have some when you get home, and repeat the cycle until somebody calls the cops. Um, or so I've heard. 2 Quote Level 2 Assassin There's a Stranger in TownThe Stranger 2:Electric Boogaloo Link to comment
Guzzi Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Worst I've had was when I bought a six pack of beer and a large pizza then realised I was on the bike and had no where to put it. Doh! *facepalm*I rode the whole way home with the pizza box down the front of my jacket, which meant my jacket was only fastened at the neck and the bottom. It was January. In Scotland. And the pizza was frozen. *shudder*I earned those fucking beers I tell ya! 4 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Obitim Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Have you ever come out of the shops after buying six bottles of beer only to realise that you don't have the tank bag on the bike?It's amazing how many bottles you can fit in your pockets/ down your jacket/ in that space under the pillion seat. Of course then you have to ride home ever so carefully, thinking: please don't crash, please don't crash.... Not worried about being stopped by the police and clinking as you chat to them?In other news I am off to your the Green King Brewery today and I'm sure that I'll be forced to try a sample or 2! Quote Link to comment
Barfly Posted April 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 So, this is what it's like to hit rock bottom, LOL Barfly!Nope. Spilling said beers, taking your pants off and wringing them out into your mouth. That's rock bottom (near enough for my, anyway). 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Guzzi Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 In other news I am off to your the Green King Brewery today and I'm sure that I'll be forced to try a sample or 2!It's 10:30pm and he hasn't reported back on the beer...... Do you think he's ok? Lol! 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Obitim Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 It's all ok!We went for a few more after including the Nutshell, which is the smallest pub in Britain and then the cannon brewery for a few more! I then fell asleep! Quote Link to comment
Guzzi Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 I hope you had one for me too since I'm off the stuff just now. 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Obitim Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 No way!I certainly did, and another couple to be safe! 1 Quote Link to comment
Thrillho Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 My in-laws got me a bottle of Glenlivet 12 Year... that was itself 12 years old. They found it in a box in the basement that they forgot about. Mmmmmm. I don't remember the rest of Easter weekend... 4 Quote The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
Thrillho Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 PUNCTUATION IS OSM! Heh. They're more Silent Sam and Budweiser people, so I get all the whisky and scotch they get gifted with (yay!) Quote The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
Barfly Posted April 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 "They found it, bottled up in the forgotten basement, whilst boxing." 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Barfly Posted April 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 You're right, didn't notice it until I re-read it. Guess I'm just naturally macabre. Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Glacier Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 Anyone else make beer bread?I'm usually a wino, but I do like Schlafly Christmas Ale when it's in season. Quote Link to comment
insanity Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/symbiartic/2014/03/25/bone-dusters-paleo-ale-beer-from-fossils/ 1 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Barfly Posted April 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 So... beer is paleo? Yes!!!! 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
insanity Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 So... beer is paleo? Yes!!!! Beer made from fossils is... :-) Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 So... beer is paleo? Yes!!!! There are some who believe that grains were first cultivated not to make bread, but to make beer. Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Went for a day out in London on Saturday and tried very very many different amazing beers. Sadly, for some reason I can't seem to remember what any of them were called.... On a brighter note, I bought a round of drinks for 8 guys and because I won some money playing poker, the day only cost me £4! 4 Quote Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 I have the best friends! They went on holiday to Holland, and were kind enough to bring little ol' me back a souvenir, or three...Good friends indeed! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Just cracked the banana beer! Soooooooo gooooood! Especially after my 4 weeks without. 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Thrillho Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 It's a little overly, artificially sweet, but not bad! Quote The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
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