Jump to content
Forums are back in action! ×

Men ONLY please...


Guest Snake McClain

Recommended Posts

Guest Snake McClain

I saw that there was a womens only thread. And out of politeness i did not read it because a) I don't want to hear about their lady parts or whatever and B) it is just none of my business and rude. So I thought i would start a men's only thread in the hopes we could talk about men's health issues. Improvements to our man specific health due to exercise and lifting....so for any women reading this right now I would ask that you please stop.....go ahead and go...right now...*ahem*.....

Okay now that the girls are gone....

I noticed something over the past...well really the past month. Not so much when i first started lifting and exercising back in late october but just the past few weeks...but it has some back story. See I used to be married right, some of you know this. some you don't (most don't i believe) but anyway things were awful. between stress and my healt (i'm realizing this last one now) i had some Erectile dysfunction issues. I thought it was due to my back pain since i'd herniated some discs years ago. Anyway I've had some real trouble over the past few years getting aroused and i think some of that is what caused my ex to cheat and blah blah blah...anyway I've noticed over the past month that now i have a...well a boner all the time. Like a pubescent teenager in Math class. Sorry this is TMI but I read that it is an increase in testosterone from lifting most likely and this was a super good thing for my sexual health. Also i was trying to find other medical benefits from testosterone increase as well but couldn't find much besides muscle recovery. Anyone have any knowledge on this?

Also let's talk about anything men health related. I feel like it should have it's own section and it might but i didn't find it so i'm doing this here.

Also also sorry for the TMI.

Link to comment

Working out, especially lifting weights, increases testosterone production I believe, which could be the source of your new found... stature. I've also found in myself that I have a higher sex drive ever since I started getting in shape.

Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim
500 / 330 / 625
Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

Link to comment
I've also found in myself that I have a higher sex drive ever since I started getting in shape.

Very much so. For me it I think it has peaked. Either it was a short term spike or getting used to the new norm. For a while there...yeah, felt like a teenager.

It took a while though for "reality" to catch up so to speak. I guess it is different for single guys though (best way to kill your sex life is to get married). When it was at a peak, I was still a fat guy. I had lost weight and begun to put on some muscle so I had made progress, but not enough to change the fact that I was a fat guy. This seems to have changed as of late, while my sex drive isn't as supercharged, a switch appears to have been flipped in my wife now that I'm not a fat guy any more, making the supercharged sex drive more useful.

currently cutting

battle log challenges: 21,20, 19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

don't panic!

Link to comment

Also, don't discount the psychological factors of such a state. Being in a stressful (and possibly depressive) state can cause all kinds of whack with the libido. With the increase in testosterone and most likely the better mental health and mental image you have of yourself it has helped your previous issues. Use it wisely :D

I dig the Math class reference. Man I had hot teachers....

"Pull the bar like you're ripping the head off a god-damned lion" - Donny Shankle

Link to comment
I dig the Math class reference. Man I had hot teachers....

My hottest one I think was geography teacher and french teacher in middle school, didn't have any complete knock outs in high school. We had a former college cheerleader in my high school, but she was too skinny for my tastes.

Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim
500 / 330 / 625
Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain
This seems to have changed as of late, while my sex drive isn't as supercharged, a switch appears to have been flipped in my wife now that I'm not a fat guy any more, making the supercharged sex drive more useful.

That is a good thing!

Also, don't discount the psychological factors of such a state. Being in a stressful (and possibly depressive) state can cause all kinds of whack with the libido. With the increase in testosterone and most likely the better mental health and mental image you have of yourself it has helped your previous issues. Use it wisely :D

I dig the Math class reference. Man I had hot teachers....

Part of it was definitely stress. Part of it was I just wasn't excited about anything. Now (again TMI) I'm waking up with...well you know all night every night. Again like a teenager. It's like...Hey I'm back! But unfortunately no ladies to be back with (yeah i say ladies like i ever was a hit with them lol). But seriously it's just crazy.

And yeah...teachers are hot. lol *cue Van Halen*

Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain
My hottest one I think was geography teacher and french teacher in middle school, didn't have any complete knock outs in high school. We had a former college cheerleader in my high school, but she was too skinny for my tastes.

Oh my senior pyschology and sociology teacher (same lady) was super hot. She was single too and i swear (so did one of my friends) she was flirting with me in class. But that could have just been my teenage fantasy. lol

Link to comment
Oh my senior pyschology and sociology teacher (same lady) was super hot. She was single too and i swear (so did one of my friends) she was flirting with me in class. But that could have just been my teenage fantasy. lol

Probably. Then again, I know one of our high school teachers got down with one guy about a year and a half after he graduated.

Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim
500 / 330 / 625
Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

Link to comment

I can definitely see it being an increase in testosterone, but ever since I started working out, losing the weight, etc; the psychological differences have been amazing. My confidence is much higher, and I am starting to get more attention some of ladies. I've always been the guy with 20 friends that were all girls, but always just the friend.....time to make that change :-)

My hottest one I think was geography teacher and french teacher in middle school, didn't have any complete knock outs in high school. We had a former college cheerleader in my high school, but she was too skinny for my tastes.

Mine was easily my 10th Grade AP European History teacher...WOW!! She had a dragon tattoo on her hip going down the side of her thigh...and yes, we got to see it during an out of class study session one Saturday :-)

Level 6 Wizard of Beer Warrior
STR 21.25 | DEX 5.75 | STA 7.75 | CON 3.50 | WIS 9.50 | CHA 3.25
Twitter | Epic Trip | Current Challenge
Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5
*the warrior formerly known as icedtrip and former dothraki god of thunder furyan*

Link to comment

From some of the news stories last year I didn't know that teachers actually waited until the students graduated. I vaguely remember at least 3 stories about high school teachers nailing their students. (I think one of them was even kinda hot).

The working out/eating right thing seems to have a pretty cumulative effect on your sex drive. You feel better and feel that you look better which makes you feel sexier which in turn makes you feel better :) The perfect feedback loop!

I've been close to having defined abs SO many times over the years and this is gonna be the year it happens. I can't believe how quickly the weight has been coming off on paleo.

Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain
I can definitely see it being an increase in testosterone, but ever since I started working out, losing the weight, etc; the psychological differences have been amazing. My confidence is much higher, and I am starting to get more attention some of ladies. I've always been the guy with 20 friends that were all girls, but always just the friend.....time to make that change :-)

Mine was easily my 10th Grade AP European History teacher...WOW!! She had a dragon tattoo on her hip going down the side of her thigh...and yes, we got to see it during an out of class study session one Saturday :-)

First...yes. GO and start talking to girls. i see it this way. I am not having a date right now with that girl. so nothing has changed if she says no. i still don't have a date with her if that is the case. The other side, she will be impressed with your confidence and she will dig that.

and...uh...saturday "study" session where we see the girls dragon tattoo on her hip...? This was for your history? lol

After reading the thread I came to think about a website I recently found. Uncomfortable subject to some but important none the less. :)

http://yourbrainonporn.com/

Sadly I am at work and Cannot go to this site. i will do this later....or i'll just use my android. lol

From some of the news stories last year I didn't know that teachers actually waited until the students graduated. I vaguely remember at least 3 stories about high school teachers nailing their students. (I think one of them was even kinda hot).

The working out/eating right thing seems to have a pretty cumulative effect on your sex drive. You feel better and feel that you look better which makes you feel sexier which in turn makes you feel better :) The perfect feedback loop!

I've been close to having defined abs SO many times over the years and this is gonna be the year it happens. I can't believe how quickly the weight has been coming off on paleo.

I had abs like...up until about 7 years ago. I graduated high school 10 years ago at 150-155lbs. now i'm 185-190 but its a good strong muscley 190 and this is good. but some fat has come with it. not much. just some. I am cutting down my fat% (or trying to even though i don't often stick with it strictly enough)...I also am going to get my abs back!

ABS!

Link to comment

Not gonna lie, I giggled a bit at the OP and then just shook my head. Of COURSE the 'guys only' thread devolved into a comparison of hot high-school teachers.

.. ANYWAY I HAD THEEEEE HOTTEST MATH TEACHER. Kinda helps that she was pretty young, like 24 at the time. To a 17 year old, thats priiiiiiiiiiiime.

Also, just because I always have to ruin your morning? with the facts, getting in better shape does tons for us.

- Less fat = more visible wood. Every inch of gut hides about half an inch of penorz

- Better cardiovascular system = better blood flow, well, EVERYWHERE. Meaning you stand at attention more often, for longer periods.

- More muscle = improved self-esteem. There are official studies, so I'm not just saying it. As shallow as it is, you feel way more confident at 200 lbs 15% than at 250 30%

Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log!

Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain
Not gonna lie, I giggled a bit at the OP and then just shook my head. Of COURSE the 'guys only' thread devolved into a comparison of hot high-school teachers.

.. ANYWAY I HAD THEEEEE HOTTEST MATH TEACHER. Kinda helps that she was pretty young, like 24 at the time. To a 17 year old, thats priiiiiiiiiiiime.

Also, just because I always have to ruin your morning? with the facts, getting in better shape does tons for us.

- Less fat = more visible wood. Every inch of gut hides about half an inch of penorz

- Better cardiovascular system = better blood flow, well, EVERYWHERE. Meaning you stand at attention more often, for longer periods.

- More muscle = improved self-esteem. There are official studies, so I'm not just saying it. As shallow as it is, you feel way more confident at 200 lbs 15% than at 250 30%

ive also been laughing that this devolved almost instantly into talking about hot teachers. lol.

and i think i've read all of those facts before. i don't really have a gut. not really but i just feel better overall. especially cardiovascularly.

Link to comment

Oh man, I forgot about the fat loss increasing penor size. I heard it's like every 30 lbs gives an extra inch or something. Hopes and dreams are the only thing I have to support this fact by the way, nothing scientific at all.

Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim
500 / 330 / 625
Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

Link to comment

All of my hot teachers were lesbians.... English and Science

I heard about the 30 pounds an extra inch thing as well. I mean I saw it on TV from a fitness person, so I dunno how factual it is, but it's deffinitly a hope thing for anybody who is really overweight. The more weight lost the more you can see... uh... yourself...

As for the weight loss vs. weight gain and Mr. Peeps deciding if he wants to work or not. I've definitley noticed a change from being lighter in weight and active compare to how I am now and overweight and just starting to exericse again. I remember in college being ready to go and not worrying about anything. Where as now, I'm only 25, but like 80 pounds overweight, I'm still ready to go I just don't know how long I'll be able to go for and the "quality" of it all.

And for physical fitness and self-esteem. There's a HUGE difference from sitting around and doing nothing compared to being active. My weight hasn't changed much, but because I've been exercising I feel a hell of a lot more confident in myself. It kind of makes me wonder what's going to happen when I'm at my target weight...

Link to comment
Probably. Then again, I know one of our high school teachers got down with one guy about a year and a half after he graduated.

One of my buddies now has a kid with one of his ex teachers... weird to think about.

There was also one teacher that was B-E-A-UTIFUL. My friend had a rap album that he made (completely as a joke) and dropped the line of "every kid in school wants to bang Beth D***". It was awesome.

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead!" - Barney Stinson

"I don't care who you are, how cool you seem to be, how old you are, what title you have, or how much money you make. When a child hands you a toy phone and says 'It's for you.' you damn well better pick it up and respond with 'Hello?'."

Life is a marathon, treat every day like it's a sprint

Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain
LOL best thread of the week!

thanks man. lol

Oh man, I forgot about the fat loss increasing penor size. I heard it's like every 30 lbs gives an extra inch or something. Hopes and dreams are the only thing I have to support this fact by the way, nothing scientific at all.

I actually heard of this. but i heard it was 50lbs but i dunno. *shrug*. Also i like to say weiner and not penor cuz weiner sounds hilarious in public.

Anecdotally my sex drive has improved a lot. I'm using a lot more tissues than a month ago...

HAHAHAHAHAH

Link to comment
- Less fat = more visible wood. Every inch of gut hides about half an inch of penorz
Oh man, I forgot about the fat loss increasing penor size. I heard it's like every 30 lbs gives an extra inch or something. Hopes and dreams are the only thing I have to support this fact by the way, nothing scientific at all.
I heard about the 30 pounds an extra inch thing as well. I mean I saw it on TV from a fitness person, so I dunno how factual it is, but it's deffinitly a hope thing for anybody who is really overweight. The more weight lost the more you can see... uh... yourself...
I actually heard of this. but i heard it was 50lbs but i dunno. *shrug*. Also i like to say weiner and not penor cuz weiner sounds hilarious in public.

HAHAHAHA!!! I love it!!! Could this be a new measurement in addition to looser pants, shirt collars, etc???

The ladies have a "Weight loss and ta-tas" thread, so a "Weight loss and weiners" seems appropriate...HAHAHAHAH!

Level 6 Wizard of Beer Warrior
STR 21.25 | DEX 5.75 | STA 7.75 | CON 3.50 | WIS 9.50 | CHA 3.25
Twitter | Epic Trip | Current Challenge
Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5
*the warrior formerly known as icedtrip and former dothraki god of thunder furyan*

Link to comment

It works at all ages too. Not just for you young bucks. Now to get the wife onboard with the program...

Warriors don't count reps and sets. They count tons.

My psychologist weighs 45 pounds, has an iron soul and sits on the end of a bar

Tally Sheet for 2019

Encouragement for older members: Chronologically Blessed Group;

Encouragement for newbie lifters: When we were weaker

 

Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain
HAHAHAHA!!! I love it!!! Could this be a new measurement in addition to looser pants, shirt collars, etc???

The ladies have a "Weight loss and ta-tas" thread, so a "Weight loss and weiners" seems appropriate...HAHAHAHAH!

Sounds great to me! lol Weight loss & Weiners. Or we could call it barbells & boners but i think that might sound a bit...odd.

Link to comment
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

New here? Please check out our Privacy Policy and Community Guidelines