Obitim Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 The smith machine is always a source of amusement. Last night, the smith at my gym was broken and two young brohams walked up to it spouting a few disappointed expletives. They moved to the power rack next to it and started bicep curling the bar. They thought it was the curl rack I see...hopefully they'll see the error of their ways! Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 These days my quads are almost too big to fit through my underwear leg holes. Wtf. Same problem, one of the main reasons I moved on from cotton underwear (I wear boxer briefs). The cotton ones that fit my waist have to be pulled up my legs in the manner women have to pull on tight jeans. Cotton boxer briefs that don't are too loose on my waist. The compression boxer briefs I've gone to are much more stretchy, so it's easier, but now I have to move up a size due to my widened squat stance, so we'll see. I think it would be extremely weird if I wore a man thong, being not a man and all. You could go full banana hammock and keep your coins/money/id in there. I have and you're pretty spot on. One caresses, the other suffocates. From your former life as a male stripper, right? Or were you a ring girl? Yeah, we still have those, though I think they've pretty well been replaced by the compression shorts, though for power lifting (raw) you have to go back to the jock strap. Never thought of it as a thong, but that is bascially correct. I go briefs for the powerlifting, it's the only reason I own regular briefs. As long as there's no legs, you're fine. And yeah, don't know what jock straps you were wearing, but there's no string up the butt. I'll try a rescue story... Just finished my 'I'bve gob a colb so I'll not libt ad mubch' session and I saw a couple of lads come in, get on the Smith Machine and start doing some sort of row from the waist up to about the chest..I wasn't too sure what they were up to but I'd just finished DL'ing 100kg and then doing hanging knee raises and they looked at me like I was the mad one! I think these were high pulls, meant to target the upper back. Don't need a smith machine for them, but by using it much of the lower back work is taken out. Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
INSAIYAN Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 They thought it was the curl rack I see...hopefully they'll see the error of their ways! These guys were champs. They slapped on some tens and started throwing their backs into it. I felt bad for the guy who was waiting on them. I offered to let him work in with me, but I was doing squats and he wanted to do OHP and it would have been a lot of weight swapping. Level 2. Saiyan Warrior - Training with the Adventurers STR: 4 | DEX: 2 | STA: 2 | CON: 4 | WIS: 1 | CHA: 1 Powering Up Phase 1 - Shedding the Fat Starting Weight: 250lbs | Current Weight: 215lbs | Goal Weight: 200lbs Link to comment
Artinum Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Thongs (in some parts of the USA) are also what are known as flip-flops; rubber sandals with one strap between your big toe and its neighbor. You definitely don't want to get those mixed up. https://www.facebook.com/MotivationForSquats/photos_stream Probably NSFW Do you have an equivalent for those of us that prefer gentlemen? What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
I-Jo Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I make grunting noises. I suppose to someone else they could sound slightly sexual but considering I know what I sound like while I'm having sex... I think they don't sound anything alike. I'm pretty sure I've never heard anyone yelling that's it right there oh baby harder at the bar. But i have yelled FUCK YES after a lift. 4 Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Lol has this now turned into a fun game of things we've said both in the gym and during/after sex? Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Lol has this now turned into a fun game of things we've said both in the gym and during/after sex?Sent from my SCH-I545 using TapatalkI'm REALLY hungry.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 4 Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
The Stranger Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Wipe the equipment off after you use it. 2 Level 2 Assassin There's a Stranger in TownThe Stranger 2:Electric Boogaloo Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I got really deep that time Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 1 "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Legato Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Personal record. <fist bump> Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Good thing I remembered to bring straps Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 1 "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
insanity Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Heaviest I've ever gone... 4 "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
I-Jo Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 God that was it? man that was a shitty set. 1 Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I'm REALLY hungry.Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkHaha, yes! Wait! What............? Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Hmmm...I never finish that fast Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 1 "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Oooh! I'm gonna be sore tomorrow 1 Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
The Swedish Ninja Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I usually work with the lower body on mon,wen,fri and the upper body on tue,sat 1 Level 3: NinjaCurrent Challenge with the Druids (Nov 2nd-dec 13th) Every man I meet, is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him. Emerson Link to comment
Legato Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Better set up the tripod to check my form. 3 Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I think I may have an overuse injury Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 1 "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Silo Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 So that's downward facing dog. 1 2016 goals: Hit goal weight. Build muscle.2015 goals: Get stronger, stop loathing squats and get better at them - DONE!!!2014 goal: Lose 52.5 lbs. - DONE!!! 12/13/14 MFP Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 My ass will thank me for this one day... 1 Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
INSAIYAN Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Make sure to get this on camera. It's going to be a personal record! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 3 Level 2. Saiyan Warrior - Training with the Adventurers STR: 4 | DEX: 2 | STA: 2 | CON: 4 | WIS: 1 | CHA: 1 Powering Up Phase 1 - Shedding the Fat Starting Weight: 250lbs | Current Weight: 215lbs | Goal Weight: 200lbs Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Do I have to pay for this session? I couldn't really feel anything Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 1 "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 That was great! How much do I owe you...? Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
The Swedish Ninja Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 I can't believe that I finally made it through the whole circuit 5 times in less than 30 min! Level 3: NinjaCurrent Challenge with the Druids (Nov 2nd-dec 13th) Every man I meet, is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him. Emerson Link to comment
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