Philociraptor Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 This is a curiosity question for the guys out there: do y'all use the fly on your boxers/briefs? Personally I've always just pulled everything down when urinating while standing, however I find as my waist shrinks and my jeans get a bit snugger (while still comfortable) the fly seems more useful; the zippers on my jeans are getting shorter (i.e. higher) and so it's more difficult to make room. So, fly or no? Link to comment
Salem Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 I'm almost always wearing a belt, so zipper and fly is the fastest and easiest way to go. Be Legendary, every single fucking day of your life! Link to comment
161803398874989 Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Never use the fly. Ever. Quare? Quod vita mea non tua est. You can call me Phi, Numbers, Sixteen or just plain 161803398874989. Link to comment
WizardTrip Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Most of my boxer briefs don't have a fly. I'm so used to not having one, so when I do wear the ones that do have a fly, I end up not even using it. Level 6 Wizard of Beer Warrior STR 21.25 | DEX 5.75 | STA 7.75 | CON 3.50 | WIS 9.50 | CHA 3.25 Twitter | Epic Trip | Current Challenge Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 *the warrior formerly known as icedtrip and former dothraki god of thunder furyan* Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 this is such a weird topic...i'd better chime in.zipper down (so fly on the pants) boxer briefs pull down (yes while pants are still buttoned). weird i know. Link to comment
aj_rock Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 A hybrid model: fly when wearing a belt, pull-down otherwise Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log! Link to comment
Mb82 Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 I don't use it. No good reason why not, just don't. Never even think about it being there. Link to comment
Barbarossa Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Pro tip: Use the fly when you first wake up. Inter-muscular coordination is at a low, and unfortunate things happen when your thumb slips.Also, commando. Except for running. But then, pull down at the elastic. Link to comment
WizardTrip Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 zipper down (so fly on the pants) boxer briefs pull down (yes while pants are still buttoned). weird i know.^Same....so count me in as weird too :-) Level 6 Wizard of Beer Warrior STR 21.25 | DEX 5.75 | STA 7.75 | CON 3.50 | WIS 9.50 | CHA 3.25 Twitter | Epic Trip | Current Challenge Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 *the warrior formerly known as icedtrip and former dothraki god of thunder furyan* Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Pro tip: Use the fly when you first wake up. Inter-muscular coordination is at a low, and unfortunate things happen when your thumb slips.Also, commando. Except for running. But then, pull down at the elastic.when in the middle of the night or early morning (i.e. tired) i just sit down to pee. Seriously i can't go spraying everywhere (you guys know what i mean).^Same....so count me in as weird too :-)Weird pee-ers ftw! Link to comment
Barbarossa Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 when in the middle of the night or early morning (i.e. tired) i just sit down to pee. Seriously i can't go spraying everywhere (you guys know what i mean).Wait, then how do you mark your territory? Link to comment
aj_rock Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 when in the middle of the night or early morning (i.e. tired) i just sit down to pee. Seriously i can't go spraying everywhere (you guys know what i mean).Yeah, I attribute my lack of accuracy in the morning to sleepiness also. No morning wood here, no sir... Why must I put a name on the foods I choose to eat and how I choose to eat them? Rather than tell people that I eat according to someone else's arbitrary rules, I'd rather just tell them, I eat healthy. And no, my diet does not have a name.My daily battle log! Link to comment
Philociraptor Posted April 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 when in the middle of the night or early morning (i.e. tired) i just sit down to pee. Seriously i can't go spraying everywhere (you guys know what i mean).I usually don't bother turning a light on, I just stand pretty close and aim down. If I hear a splash, success! If not, pause and adjust. I've gotten pretty good at it though, have never missed completely. Link to comment
KillerGriller Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 when in the middle of the night or early morning (i.e. tired) i just sit down to pee. Seriously i can't go spraying everywhere (you guys know what i mean).I usually just do a handstand and go that way... Scout: STR: 20.5 | DEX: 13 | STA: 28 | CON: 13.5 | WIS: 8 | CHA: 4http://51feetunder.wordpress.com/ - Running, Rock & Roll, Rock Climbing and PhotographyFitocracy ProfileTwitter Latest Challenge Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 I usually just do a handstand and go that way...No one ever heard of the superman? Tie on the bedsheet for a cape, mount the bowl in a single bound and make like you are flying. Water gets a little cold though...Oh, and to the original question. Fly, always. I always wear a belt, partially due to really baggy pants because I rarely buy pants since I lost weight. So, fly on pants goes down, as does the fly on boxers. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
bgvanbur Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 I never use my fly, just pull everything down enough to get the job done. Level 26, Primal Ultra Trail Scout, Non-Binary Robot Link to comment
killerBsaturn Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Urinals I use the Fly, at home I usually sit. Link to comment
Luthorcrow Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 I used to never use it but recently I dumped all my old underpants in favor of the Underarmor briefs start using it and won't go back. It is just easier and faster to use the fly.Also, I think this is a question that separates those that use urinals vs. stalls because if a did unbuckles his pants at urinal, I would be stepping out of the restroom post haste. That's a bit too much like using a peeing trough. Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Wait, then how do you mark your territory?well i guess the toilet is my territory in this case and it is getting marked. *shrug*Yeah, I attribute my lack of accuracy in the morning to sleepiness also. No morning wood here, no sir......I usually don't bother turning a light on, I just stand pretty close and aim down. If I hear a splash, success! If not, pause and adjust. I've gotten pretty good at it though, have never missed completely.no lights. just walk in and sit down. push and hold boner at proper angle if needed. I usually just do a handstand and go that way...This is genius...unless the angle causes back splash of course. *yuck*No one ever heard of the superman? Tie on the bedsheet for a cape, mount the bowl in a single bound and make like you are flying. Water gets a little cold though...Oh, and to the original question. Fly, always. I always wear a belt, partially due to really baggy pants because I rarely buy pants since I lost weight. So, fly on pants goes down, as does the fly on boxers.man think of the core workout! Link to comment
Atalan Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Pro tip: Use the fly when you first wake up. Inter-muscular coordination is at a low, and unfortunate things happen when your thumb slips.Also, commando. Except for running. But then, pull down at the elastic.I sleep naked, this is not a problem for me. Link to comment
Max Power Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 I usually don't bother turning a light on, I just stand pretty close and aim down. If I hear a splash, success! If not, pause and adjust. I've gotten pretty good at it though, have never missed completely.Pissing by sonar, that's how I roll too. Anything elastic, I'm pulling down. If it's got a fly, I'll use it. Anybody ever have any boxers with a button fly? Who has time for that crap?! The path to Swolehalla is paved with a lot of Swolehate, and you won't get there without being Swole of Spirit too. Race: Fiendish Blue Extension Cord Class: Warrior Links: MFP Battle Log Current Challenge Link to comment
Corbab Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Someone's really pulling to get the men's guild reinstated...That aside, I use the fly because if I'm wearing fly-ed pants, I'm wearing a belt with them. Spandex/gym shorts/whatever; no fly, no choices. Never think of pain or danger or enemies a moment longer than is necessary to fight them. -Ayn Rand Amongst those less skilled you can see all this energy escaping through contorted faces, gritted teeth and tight shoulders that consume huge amounts of effort but contribute nothing to achieving the task. Link to comment
wildross Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 this is such a weird topic...i'd better chime in.zipper down (so fly on the pants) boxer briefs pull down (yes while pants are still buttoned). weird i know.Ditto Warriors don't count reps and sets. They count tons. My psychologist weighs 45 pounds, has an iron soul and sits on the end of a bar Tally Sheet for 2019 Encouragement for older members: Chronologically Blessed Group; Encouragement for newbie lifters: When we were weaker Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 man think of the core workout!Planks for the win!Anybody ever have any boxers with a button fly? Who has time for that crap?!That's what I wear, it really doesn't take that much time. I don't like how the ones without the button gap open. Even the "no gap fly" boxers always seem to open for me. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
CapN_Tommy_Sunshine Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 I would say that I usually use the fly. When I am at home sitting around in just my underwear, I probably just pull them down, but if I am wearing pants, I use the fly. Link to comment
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