Sundae Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I have seen across the irc channel a distinct problem, a travesty, people who do not understand Jorts!. This man is wearing a great pair of Jorts![ATTACH=CONFIG]3255[/ATTACH]This man is wearing jean shorts, NOT JORTS![ATTACH=CONFIG]3256[/ATTACH]Notice the difference, remember the difference, Jorts! are much shorter than jean shorts, also Jorts! are torn off not neatly stitched. Jean shorts are not good fashion sense but Jorts! are the best, classiest, sexiest most amazing piece of clothing available to the modern man or woman. In summary WEAR JORTS!*Edit* Here is a video further explaining the virtues of Jorts!: "Civilize the Mind, but make Savage the Body." Link to comment
AKLulu Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Or..... leave jorts to teenaged girls Lulu : one that is remarkable or wonderful (it's in the dictionary, it must be true) Battle Log | Pinterest | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment
Sundae Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Never! and as a side note, they are also quite nice when it gets really hot out. "Civilize the Mind, but make Savage the Body." Link to comment
klaybae Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 My name is Klaymates and I approve this message. Crystal Gem Druid || Stat-free Level-free Goodness "I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that is my ninja way!" Uzumaki Naruto "You're pro or you're a noob. It's so easy, that's life." Athene, Best Paladin in the World "Do what the fuck you want to." Panic Station, Muse Link to comment
pixieopower Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Jorts are amazing!!! *** please place your autograph on the line _____ ; so I can sell it on EBAY when you are famous *** Link to comment
Wicked Pixie Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Sweet Jeebus, you really did it! Link to comment
pixieopower Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Also, let's face it Nathan Fillion could wear anything and make it fashionable.... *** please place your autograph on the line _____ ; so I can sell it on EBAY when you are famous *** Link to comment
Elastigirl Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Ok, you mean for you 20 somethings right? Cause I can't see either me or hubby wearing jorts and not just looking silly. And I have jean capri's that I love that I thought were fairly fashionable for a 40yr ods. Hoping I'm not wearing 90;s fashion Wisdom 22.5 Dexterity 13 Charisma 15 Strength 21 Constitution-13 "Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all your mind' Luke 10; 27 Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Eww. lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
klaybae Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Crystal Gem Druid || Stat-free Level-free Goodness "I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that is my ninja way!" Uzumaki Naruto "You're pro or you're a noob. It's so easy, that's life." Athene, Best Paladin in the World "Do what the fuck you want to." Panic Station, Muse Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Eww.x2. lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
CowboyMisterIndependent Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 The only time I've ever worn jorts was after taking a particularly bad spill longboarding and tearing up one of the legs of my jeans. After that, it was unsafe to keep riding with the denim flapping around all willy-nilly, so I pulled out the trusty ol' blade and fashioned myself a pair of jorts. It was pure necessity.And I looked damn sexy, too. Cowboy - Human Adventurer STR: 3 | DEX: 2 | STA: 2 | CON: 2 | WIS: 3 | CHA: 3 Link to comment
Lachy Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Jorts are gross. Do not ever wear them, unless you are female! Battle Log - Facebook Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Jorts are gross. Do not ever wear them, unless you are female!Agreed. lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
AKLulu Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 ChelseaHasHope says she only dates men who wear jorts and look like vikings. Vikings and jorts. That's all. Lulu : one that is remarkable or wonderful (it's in the dictionary, it must be true) Battle Log | Pinterest | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment
Lachy Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Who is ChelseaHasHope? Battle Log - Facebook Link to comment
AKLulu Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 RL friend of mine and new NF member.... she doesn't spend much time here. Busy girl! Lulu : one that is remarkable or wonderful (it's in the dictionary, it must be true) Battle Log | Pinterest | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment
KAllen Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Ya know...down here in the real world...aka The South...we call them "cut-offs". Daisy Duke always gets a free pass in them. Men can wear them, but they should be longer, and usually w/ a Bud t-shirt or Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt (of course us metel heads substitute that w/ Pantera or other metal group and wear them longer). However, they can be acceptable for some straight dudes...not many. One person who gets a free pass is of course, Lemmyhttp://www.pitch.com/imager/this-is-fucking-metal/b/original/2558308/9c13/daisydukeslemmy.jpgThe Metal God, Rob Halford can wear them w/ a free pass...he's the Metal God plus he's gay. Other than that...short cut-offs ain't for dudes!! "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye" - Koloth "Ya can't grill it until ya kill it" - Uncle Ted "If it ain't Metal...IT'S CRAP!!!" - Dee Snider Link to comment
Sloth the Enduring Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Back in high school I had a friend who rocked the cut-offs, but they were way too short and his right nut was always sticking out. “We might as well start where we are, use what we have and do what we can." – Caitlin Rivers Sloth: The Man with the Hammer battle log Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 Just going to leave this here...[ATTACH=CONFIG]3274[/ATTACH] Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Philociraptor Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 By your definition, jorts are an exclusively female item IMO.I like jean shorts though, they help show people that I'm Mexican. Link to comment
unicornassassin Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 Lemmy in jorts...Lemmy in jorts...OMG, Lemmy in jorts....I can die now. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] “If we all did the things we are capable of, we would astound ourselves.†-Thomas Edison "I'm only at about 35-40%, and I'm surprised as eff." -unicornassssin Fitocracy! [thread=16121]My Challenge Thread[/thread] Link to comment
Perdi Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 I have learned many things in this thread. "What you want is irrelevant; what you've chosen is at hand." - Spock Link to comment
Rosie Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 My mums ex boyfriend used to wear Jorts that were far too short for a man of his age. Therefore Jorts = bad. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Twitter Blog Attributes: Strength (STR): 3 Dexterity (DEX): 1 Stamina (STA): 4 Constitution (CON): 2 Wisdom (WIS): 3 Charisma (CHA): 2 Link to comment
nightlight Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [ATTACH=CONFIG]3309[/ATTACH]what are you guys never nudes? "Come with me if you want to lift" -The Brominator "Later, I would learn that coincidences are the most planned things in the world. Later, I would learn that every single moment is a coincidence." - Douglas Coupland "Anyone who doesn't want french fries every day is a commie." - AngelaTheGeek Current Challenge INSTAGRAM!! find me on twitter Link to comment
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