Ignis Fatuus Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Everywhere you look these days people are preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse as if that's the worst case scenario. But it could be MUCH worse.IT COULD BE CLOWNS!!!!!What could possibly be more terrifying than being surrounded by a horde of clowns?At least with zombies you know what you're up against. Fast zombies, slow zombies, whatever, you figure it out and you adapt. We all know how to take out a zombie. You shoot it in the head, it's done.But CLOWNS!?!?! What do you do with that? Clowns are tricksy. You may think it's dead, but it could be a ruse. Does anybody even know how to kill a clown? Can you kill a clown? Is it physically possible for a clown to die?Also, a whole lot of clowns can fit into a really small space. I have personally seen at least a dozen of them come pouring out of a Volkswagen Beetle. Which brings me to another issue. CLOWNS CAN DRIVE! If you get away from the zombies, you're safe, at least for a while, but if you get away from the clowns, they'll just hop in their creepy little car (or ice cream truck) and chase you down.Just sayin'. Brush up on those circus skills, people. You never know, the Clown Apocalypse could happen at any time.Sleep tight. Side note: As annoying as it would be, there is nothing scary about a Mime Apocalypse. Mimes can easily be taken out with the most rudimentary of imaginary weapons, or failing that, you can neutralize them by trapping them in an invisible box. Quote Better Living through Reckless* Experimentation *But well documented Link to comment
CombatBoot Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Just sayin' Quote Lever 3 Survivor - STR:5/DEX:2,75/STA:6/CON:3,5/WIS:3/CHA:1Challenges: 1 | 2 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." — Robert Heinlein Link to comment
Starstuff Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 I'm so telling the hubby to blame you if I wake him up with my inevitable clown nightmares. Quote only what you take with you Challenges: Starstuff Wars Episode I, II, III, IV, V, VI NF character ~ Fitbit ~ Strava ~ Smashrun ~ MyFitnessPal Food Log Link to comment
CombatBoot Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCKdtBWT0Bs Quote Lever 3 Survivor - STR:5/DEX:2,75/STA:6/CON:3,5/WIS:3/CHA:1Challenges: 1 | 2 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." — Robert Heinlein Link to comment
MissMormie Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Stephen kings "It" comes to mind and that was only one immortal clown but more than enough trouble for a city. From this I have learned that clowns are like werewolfs, you shoot them with silver to kill them. Quote LEVEL 3 Human Scout - obsessive smiley user "That's the best part, the outside is new, but now it reflects what's already in you" - Legally blonde the musical Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 I love Pennywise Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Red Alastor Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Can you kill them with a bad joke? Quote Name: Red Alastor Race: Human / Ursus Kin Class: Hoplite Recruit >>> Target Class: Hoplite Elite (STR):13 (DEX):12 (CON):12 (KNO):11 (WIS):15 (CHA):11"It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it." -Lena Horne Link to comment
Kishia Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Maybe decapitation? I think I'd just quit if it grew another head like a balloon. Quote Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 You have to hit them on the nose Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Ignis Fatuus Posted November 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 Maybe decapitation? I think I'd just quit if it grew another head like a balloon.Yeah, that's the image that terrifies me. Quote Better Living through Reckless* Experimentation *But well documented Link to comment
cracked_belle Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 if I have nightmares tonight, I'm gonna blame you. Quote there is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or Why or Who you are. you want one and I want one, but there isn't one. it comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. and yet you are all that you have, so you must be Enough. there is no other way. ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia Link to comment
MetalNinja Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 You have to hit them on the noseIt's true.http://youtu.be/_Hn1XYSxsH4?t=59s 1 Quote Butts. Link to comment
KAllen Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 That would be the end of my wife. She would move to a state that has cliffs (we don't have them in Louisiana) and jump off!!! Quote "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye" - Koloth "Ya can't grill it until ya kill it" - Uncle Ted "If it ain't Metal...IT'S CRAP!!!" - Dee Snider Link to comment
cracked_belle Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 It's true.http://youtu.be/_Hn1XYSxsH4?t=59somg, most epic movie!! I loved that as a kid. (though maybe that and It are why clowns make me so uncomfortable....) That would be the end of my wife. She would move to a state that has cliffs (we don't have them in Louisiana) and jump off!!!wait, from what part of Louisiana are you?? Quote there is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or Why or Who you are. you want one and I want one, but there isn't one. it comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. and yet you are all that you have, so you must be Enough. there is no other way. ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia Link to comment
citizenkade Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Probably stay away from "the Last Circus". It's about a one-clown killing machine... Quote Race: Half Elf/Human. Class: Wildling Ranger. Level: 3 STR: 6 DEX: 2 STA: 7 CON: 5 WIS: 3 CHA: 0 First Campaign Second Campaign Daily Campaign Battle Log MY FITNESS PAL LOG Link to comment
KAllen Posted December 13, 2013 Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 wait, from what part of Louisiana are you??near Ruston, I actually work in Ruston. It's dead center of North LA. Quote "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye" - Koloth "Ya can't grill it until ya kill it" - Uncle Ted "If it ain't Metal...IT'S CRAP!!!" - Dee Snider Link to comment
Basement Cat Posted December 13, 2013 Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 Can you kill them with a bad joke? No! That will only make them stronger! 1 Quote Current form: Chubby House Cat (lvl4) Weight objective: 20% S. 4 P. 6 E. 4 C. 7 I. 8 A. 4 L. 5 Battle log Current Challenge Handy linky. Link to comment
cracked_belle Posted December 13, 2013 Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 near Ruston, I actually work in Ruston. It's dead center of North LA.poop. I'm a Lafayette kid. otherwise, I would have suggested a meet-up. Quote there is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or Why or Who you are. you want one and I want one, but there isn't one. it comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. and yet you are all that you have, so you must be Enough. there is no other way. ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia Link to comment
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