Men ONLY please...

[Guest Snake McClain]

How well does that work as a pickup line?

I've never tried it but man i want to now! lol

I say go for a mummy wax. Dip yourself in hot wax and wrap yourself in as few strips of cloth as possible. Then all you have to do is stand on the top of a hill, tie the end to a tree or have a really close friend hold the end and roll down. Fun and hilarity ensues.

Brilliant!

[KillerGriller]

Speaking if which, do any of you guys 'manscape'? If so/not what do you think about it?

For the record I'm a hairy bastard and only my head ever sees a razor.

I'll occasionally do a drive-by with the scissors to keep everything trim and neat. Plus trees look bigger when you mow down the unruly undergrowth

[aj_rock]

That sounds like great fun and hilarity for those that get to watch. Not so much for me

[leadchipmunk]

quick note: if you're going to shave the boys this is a thing you you really must do with a regular old store bought razor ... ideally one with many heads and gel. Do not use a brush and a safety razor no matter how manly it seems. It will be painful and sad and it just might tarnish your wedding night a little bit .... or so I've heard

Don't wax the guys either... Not that I'm speaking from personal experience... Seriously, I haven't done it, but I have been tempted to after watching videos of guys getting their chest waxed and screaming like little girls and thinking that they are babies and I can top them. Luckily I talked myself out of it soon after.

On the other hand, I am willing to do a mummy wax as long as we avoid the stones.

[WizardTrip]

quick note: if you're going to shave the boys this is a thing you you really must do with a regular old store bought razor ... ideally one with many heads and gel.

Seconded!

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Don't wax the guys either... Not that I'm speaking from personal experience... Seriously, I haven't done it, but I have been tempted to after watching videos of guys getting their chest waxed and screaming like little girls and thinking that they are babies and I can top them. Luckily I talked myself out of it soon after.

On the other hand, I am willing to do a mummy wax as long as we avoid the stones.

If I ever meet you, leadchipmunk, I swear to god I will remind you of this promise and make you carry out the mummy wax.

[leadchipmunk]

Will you join me Phi?

[Tom Kenobi]

Speaking if which, do any of you guys 'manscape'? If so/not what do you think about it? For the record I'm a hairy bastard and only my head ever sees a razor.

I'll occasionally do a drive-by with the scissors to keep everything trim and neat. Plus trees look bigger when you mow down the unruly undergrowth

Manscape you say? Well, I trim, but I never wax, and I don't take to shaving porn bald either. I have this thing about not reminding myself of the first 20yrs of my life without puberty. Personal preference: not to look like a wookie down south - I don't want my wife afraid of visiting the neighborhood - and don't look like a boy down south either - my wife is 6yrs older than me, I don't want her thinking of the time she was in high school and I was in 7th grade. Prefence is the same on the female side too: make it nice, not scary and PLEASE don't go porn star on me...I like women...not girls.

[Mordechaj]

I wax around and shave the nuts.

You get used to wax, I'm told.

I'm sporting more facial hair than pubic hairs.

[jjhatch]

I'm pretty hairy, and I unfortunately have a bit of back/shoulder hair, so I keep that trimmed. As for down there... I didn't used to trim, but now I do because it looks a bit cleaner and I sweat a lot, so it helps to have a bit more air circulation down there, haha.

[Artinum]

Since I struggle to grow any hair below the neck, I don't tend to shave my nether regions. I'd need a pretty good reason.

I did have my arse shaved once, a very long time ago. It was actually rather pleasant, but itchy when the stubble started growing back.

[leadchipmunk]

I did have my arse shaved once, a very long time ago. It was actually rather pleasant, but itchy when the stubble started growing back.

That statement alone makes me thankful for my hairless backside.

[progress126]

I can grow a mean beard! And being Filipino that's quite the accomplishment! Mustache in grade 7? Check. Full goatee in grade 9? Check! I'm pretty lazy when it comes to shaving so I tend to do it at the same time I shave my head which is about every other week or so. I work at an advertising agency so it's pretty casual. Geez, I even had a blond Mohawk for a good 6 months.

As for the nether region... I trim around the tree every few months and sometimes take a BIC to the crown jewels. And it seems the hair disappearing from the top of my head is reappearing on my upper back! I'll need to wax that soon.

[The Shogun]

Manscape you say? Well, I trim, but I never wax, and I don't take to shaving porn bald either. I have this thing about not reminding myself of the first 20yrs of my life without puberty. Personal preference: not to look like a wookie down south - I don't want my wife afraid of visiting the neighborhood - and don't look like a boy down south either - my wife is 6yrs older than me, I don't want her thinking of the time she was in high school and I was in 7th grade. Prefence is the same on the female side too: make it nice, not scary and PLEASE don't go porn star on me...I like women...not girls.

It's amazingly creepy how accurate you have described my shaving and female hair sexual ish preferences, Tom. I couldn't write it better. You're creepy. =D

[Tom Kenobi]

It's amazingly creepy how accurate you have described my shaving and female hair sexual ish preferences, Tom. I couldn't write it better. You're creepy. =D

mwuahahahahahahahahahaahaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Hannibal]

Does the fact I'm no longer training for pro wrestling make me Manly -2/2?

Really? When did you quit? Why? That's too bad. And no, it's not a -2.

Do I lose manly points for chopping off my beard?

I hate to break it to you, but yeah, you lose some. You still have man points for the goatee, but for each inch you cut off you lost some points. You can offset the loss by eating 2lbs. of steak (rare, 4lbs. medium rare) for each inch removed within 24 hours of trimming. Keep that in mind in the future. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. Or maybe it's the other way around, I don't know. I'm too busy contemplating my own beard to give it any serious thought.

Speaking if which, do any of you guys 'manscape'? If so/not what do you think about it?

For the record I'm a hairy bastard and only my head ever sees a razor.

Manscape? Never. I look like that guy from LMFAO downstairs.

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

Tattoos and surgery are the only reasons I can think of to shave anything below the neck. Heed the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, especially noting the bottom right cornerstone.

[Garth]

I just found out that I have a job interview next week. I'm weighing up whether or not I should shave off the beard. What say you, Nerd Fitness?

Hannibal, I have the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness mounted on my pin board at work and it's right behind me. So, it's like I have Ron Swanson watching my back.

[Guest Snake McClain]

Yes Hannibal I quit wrestling. Time + Money were hurting me. Plus it was taking away from the other things in life i love. Friends family. getting myself together for school. just all the fun had been sucked out if it. i won't even watch it now...unless it's japan. i'll always watch japan. but i refuse to watch anything right now. like i need a break. it's weird.

And GARTH! I say don't shave! just make it look nice and neat!

[BarefootDawsy]

Yes Hannibal I quit wrestling. Time + Money were hurting me. Plus it was taking away from the other things in life i love. Friends family. getting myself together for school. just all the fun had been sucked out if it. i won't even watch it now...unless it's japan. i'll always watch japan. but i refuse to watch anything right now. like i need a break. it's weird.

And GARTH! I say don't shave! just make it look nice and neat!

I didn't realise you gave up wrestling Sorry to hear it didn't work out.

At least you'll have time to own crossfit now!

[Guest Snake McClain]

I didn't realise you gave up wrestling Sorry to hear it didn't work out.

At least you'll have time to own crossfit now!

last night crossfit owned me. I was a bit bummed by something the trainer said to me though. I think he expects me to be like a lot of others who once they slow down just stop and give up. i don't. it may take me a while but I am not going to quit.

still it was awesome.

and yes wrestling is gone. but it's okay. it's just time to move on.

[Red1263]

Wait, you're bummed that he thought you were going to Quit? This isn't something to be bummed about, you should be proud that you exceeded his expectations! That the guy underestimated you! This in itself just gave you some Man Points

[Guest Snake McClain]

Wait, you're bummed that he thought you were going to Quit? This isn't something to be bummed about, you should be proud that you exceeded his expectations! That the guy underestimated you! This in itself just gave you some Man Points

yeah a little. i told him before that i won't stop unless i cannot move. it is not in me to stop. i have a lot of energy but my cardio sucks. and at one point he was like don't you quit. ( i was doing burpees). deadlift 185lbs 7 times then 11 burpees. do that 5 times. everyone was in teams of 2. the fastest team "wins" (wins what i'm not sure). we were doing the most weight. iw ent first. my cardio is the shits so i slowed down pretty quick. around round 3. after that i was going slow on the burpees but killing the deadlifts. and the trainer/coach though i was going to quit. just made me mad. which made me do more burpees. lol

[The Tin Man]

after that i was going slow on the burpees but killing the deadlifts. and the trainer/coach though i was going to quit. just made me mad. which made me do more burpees. lol

Sounds like effective motivation coaching to me

[Guest Snake McClain]

Sounds like effective motivation coaching to me

it sort of does doesn't it?

[KillerGriller]

Yes Hannibal I quit wrestling. Time + Money were hurting me. Plus it was taking away from the other things in life i love. Friends family. getting myself together for school. just all the fun had been sucked out if it. i won't even watch it now...unless it's japan. i'll always watch japan. but i refuse to watch anything right now. like i need a break. it's weird.

Sounds like it was for the best, besides now you're set up for your next adventure!