ShortyX Posted February 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Perhaps I'll start tracking all my workouts in "code":Deadlift: intimidatingly hot girlCurls: the nice guy who's always there for me, but a bit boringBench Press: that chick who likes to be on topPull up: Hard-to-get guySquats: (edited for totally in appropriate jokes about bending one over...)(Yes, I use male and female. Bisexual guys gotta get their kicks somehow....) Quote - Shorty "Alright you egg sucking piece of gutter trash you always liked pushing around people smaller than you. Well I'm smaller; try pushing me." Link to comment
ShortyX Posted February 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 For those who thought this would be about an "actual girl". That was the idea, glad I could sucker a few! I am, however, quite taken in reality, I only have torrid love affairs with my workout gear. Quote - Shorty "Alright you egg sucking piece of gutter trash you always liked pushing around people smaller than you. Well I'm smaller; try pushing me." Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 I have a serious love affair with my workout gear as well. It's a sickness, really. Quote The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
andygates Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 The chalk gets everywhere. Quote Link to comment
Book Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 I have a serious love affair with my workout gear as well. It's a sickness, really.I saw the first version of that post . What was wrong with it? Quote Character and Epic Quest! Current Challenge Battle Log Link to comment
Book Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Perhaps I'll start tracking all my workouts in "code":Squats: (edited for totally in appropriate jokes about bending one over...)(Yes, I use male and female. Bisexual guys gotta get their kicks somehow....)Maybe we need the "Blue 18+" thread.Perhaps I'll start tracking all my workouts in "code":(Yes, I use male and female. Bisexual guys gotta get their kicks somehow....)Rock on. The older I get, the more I come to think that I may have missed out on something. Quote Character and Epic Quest! Current Challenge Battle Log Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 I saw the first version of that post . What was wrong with it?Second guessed myself I guess. *shrug* Quote The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
Book Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Second guessed myself I guess. *shrug*Made a lot of sense to me. Heaven knows that guy wants *nothing* to do with me. Quote Character and Epic Quest! Current Challenge Battle Log Link to comment
morethanjustamom Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Made a lot of sense to me. Heaven knows that guy wants *nothing* to do with me.I'll repeat myself then...PullUp could also be called Heartbreaker. Quote The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. ~Oscar Wilde Link to comment
Hermione Gainser Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Perhaps I'll start tracking all my workouts in "code":Deadlift: intimidatingly hot girlCurls: the nice guy who's always there for me, but a bit boringBench Press: that chick who likes to be on topPull up: Hard-to-get guySquats: (edited for totally in appropriate jokes about bending one over...)(Yes, I use male and female. Bisexual guys gotta get their kicks somehow....)Love itShe is one of my favoritesThe chalk gets everywhere.if it's not messy, you're not having enough fun.or something. Quote "I'm just going to remember to not eat like an asshole most of the time" - MoC three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: one must squat.- Brobert Frost Half-Elf Warrior | Current Challenge New Battle Log | Old Battle Log Special thanks to AkLulu for drawing my awesome avatar! Link to comment
Deanna Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Does this girl swing both ways? I wouldn't mind giving her a go some day. Quote In training to be awesome! Link to comment
Book Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Oh yes. It is becoming increasing clear that this thread is going bi. All the better. Quote Character and Epic Quest! Current Challenge Battle Log Link to comment
ShortyX Posted March 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Does this girl swing both ways? I wouldn't mind giving her a go some day.I'm pretty sure she swings every which way. I'll be honest, I know she's sees other people, I don't have a problem with that. Quote - Shorty "Alright you egg sucking piece of gutter trash you always liked pushing around people smaller than you. Well I'm smaller; try pushing me." Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Does this girl swing both ways? I wouldn't mind giving her a go some day.I'm pretty sure that if this girl swings, you're doing it wrong. Quote Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
Guest guest4729 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 This thread has reached critical mass in terms of hilarity. I check back just to see what you guys post. XD Quote Link to comment
Deanna Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Hah! You're probably right.I'm pretty sure that if this girl swings, you're doing it wrong. Quote In training to be awesome! Link to comment
AKLulu Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 So many open relationships! What's this world coming to? Though.... I guess I'm as guilty as any in this thread... Quote Lulu : one that is remarkable or wonderful (it's in the dictionary, it must be true) Battle Log | Pinterest | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 So many open relationships! What's this world coming to? Though.... I guess I'm as guilty as any in this thread...Is it open if my wife likes her too? Quote Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
AKLulu Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Is it open if my wife likes her too?If it was just the three of you, I wouldn't call it open, but I'm sure she's not the only one the both of you go out with Quote Lulu : one that is remarkable or wonderful (it's in the dictionary, it must be true) Battle Log | Pinterest | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment
andygates Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Dammit, the one with the killer arse look at me, bit her lip and shook her head slowly.I am living Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Only it's depth, not... yeah. Not that. Quote Link to comment
CapN_Tommy_Sunshine Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 I must profess my love for this girl, as well, but she sure demands a lot out of her lovers. If you don't have proper form, she will let you know (in a most painful way). Quote Link to comment
MintyFresh Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 I never thought I was bi, but I love this girl too! At the risk of making this conversation worse, Book, what is a 'good morning'? I'm looking to date around you see...LOL!You know, this is a girl I dated a long time ago, and we had a lot of fun. For a while now I've been pretty steady with a couple of her cousins (squat and good mornings) with some dabbling on the side with another (barbell lunges). But with the way all of you talk about this girl, maybe I need to give her another shot. She is a bit higher maintenance, and I know she wouldn't like my place the way it is (no bumper plates) but her place is pretty nice, too (the Y). Quote MintyFreshMonk of the Muay Thai variety Here's my current challenge! Link to comment
Book Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 One of my favourite girls, and she's an awesome date. Some people date her by total accident, usually to disastrous results. But if you go in treating her right, she'll do wonders for you. Here's her number, if you want to give her a call: Quote Character and Epic Quest! Current Challenge Battle Log Link to comment
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