insanity Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Yeah, but you didn't have RandMart, Thrillho and Frost leading you astray in there. I don't need anyone to lead me... I can do that all on my own... :-) 1 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Raev Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 I vote for putting it in a "What men love about women" threadThread creation in 5...4...3... 1 Quote level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Actually RandMart, it was mainly just you I was thinking of.... 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Raev Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Wanna know something I love in a woman?When she can tell a dirty joke without blushing. Sometimes even smirking as they tell it. I love that. 4 Quote level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
Spark Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Wanna know something I love in a woman?When she can tell a dirty joke without blushing. Sometimes even smirking as they tell it. I love that. Same. I was at...actually, I was at a reception after a funeral, actually, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, this lady was talking to me, my brother, and my brother's girlfriend. She was eighty if she was a day (the lady, not my brother's girlfriend). And then she proceeded to tell this joke... Seems a couple of older ladies were living at the same retirement home. Both of them liked to smoke, but one found that she had trouble keeping her cigarette lit when it was raining (smoking wasn't allowed indoors, y'see). Her friend told her to use a condom to shield the cigarette. The troubled lady headed for the local drug store and went to the counter to ask for a box of condoms. The person behind the counter asked what size she needed, and she said, "Oh, honey. It just has to be big enough to fit over a Camel." The joke-teller gave us that smirk as we all died laughing. 1 Quote Level 10 Superhero Trainee (Ranger)Str 20 Dex 12 Sta 15 Con 15 Wis 13 Cha 16 My Battle Log: Getting Back on the HorseChallenges! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10NerFiWriCh Completed: 1! My book! The Mercenary's Guide to Ruined Seattle. To all you saints and sinners!You losers and you winners!Here's to one more day above the roses! Link to comment
The Stranger Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Yeah, but you didn't have RandMart, Thrillho and Frost leading you astray in there. I feel slighted. Quote Level 2 Assassin There's a Stranger in TownThe Stranger 2:Electric Boogaloo Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 I feel slighted.Haha! Sorry, of course you should have been included, and barfly too.... 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 with a slight of hand we can add your name to Guzzi's list easy Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 with a slight of hand we can add your name to Guzzi's list easy Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Waldo Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Bit of forum history, there was actually a what men love about women thread. It lasted a couple days before getting locked. Quote currently cutting battle log challenges: 21,20, 19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 don't panic! Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 I can imagine Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
The Stranger Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Let me guess - two posts covering the things we like, followed by ten pages of pictures to illustrate the point? Quote Level 2 Assassin There's a Stranger in TownThe Stranger 2:Electric Boogaloo Link to comment
insanity Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Let me guess - two posts covering the things we like, followed by ten pages of pictures to illustrate the point?I actually went and looked, and if there were pictures, they got deleted, but I didn't see anything too horrible nor too many spots where pictures would have been. Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Waldo Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Actually that one wasn't the one that got locked. Its just a dead thread that isn't posted in: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/9916-what-men-love-about-women/ There was a thread for pictures. That one got locked. There was a whole Mens forum for a bit, just like the Women's. Lasted all of 2 days or so. Quote currently cutting battle log challenges: 21,20, 19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 don't panic! Link to comment
Oramac Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Bit of forum history, there was actually a what men love about women thread. It lasted a couple days before getting locked. That long?! 1 Quote "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
Barfly Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Haha! Sorry, of course you should have been included, and barfly too.... I like to remain behind the scenery, pulling the strings...Dance, Monkeys!Muahahaha!!! 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Evicious Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Men's ability to set aside emotion and focus on fact. Love it on the personal side - arguments with my husband are interspersed with hilariously matter-of-fact observations like, "Can you please put some clothes on before we fight?", as well as on the professional side, where I only suffer minimal consequences stemming from my male boss's family issues (on the extremely rare occasions I discover that's even a factor!). 1 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Time for a "Something I hate!" moment. Guys, listen up. Men should not wear "fashion" jeans. There is nothing good about seeing a bloke wearing a pair of "skinny" jeans, that resemble a pair of fecking leggings! Nor is there anything nice about a pair of baggy-arsed jeans hanging half way off your backside. There shouldn't be more pockets than you actually need to hold your wallet, phone, car keys, and your hands. Jeans should come up to you hips, they should have 5 pockets, and they should fit you. End of. I've just spent the evening looking at guys and wanting to slap them on the back of their heads and tell them to go home and "put some proper clothes on". *sigh* I feel old... 3 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Liberator Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 The Hanging Bridge theory -> pretty much a frightened person is an attracted person Ovulating strippers make more money than the others. Kissing helps prevent certain viral infections. A Pheromone Party is an actual thing. Swallowing decreases the chances of future miscarriage. (Show this study to your wives. You are welcome.) Machete, you never fail to entertain and enlighten! 1 Quote Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I love that the two male Leaders sitting with me having coffee are considerate, pleasant, and just hanging out with me and doing absolutely nothing but chatting and having a laugh, no silly body language, no mixed signals, no off the cuff innuendo, just enjoying each other's company. Love it, love these guys, they are coming on our big camp at the end of the year........it's going to be AWESOME! 1 Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Machete Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Time for a "Something I hate!" moment. Guys, listen up.Men should not wear "fashion" jeans. There is nothing good about seeing a bloke wearing a pair of "skinny" jeans, that resemble a pair of fecking leggings! Nor is there anything nice about a pair of baggy-arsed jeans hanging half way off your backside. There shouldn't be more pockets than you actually need to hold your wallet, phone, car keys, and your hands. Jeans should come up to you hips, they should have 5 pockets, and they should fit you. End of.I've just spent the evening looking at guys and wanting to slap them on the back of their heads and tell them to go home and "put some proper clothes on". *sigh* I feel old... Unless... Cargo pants and leggings Machete, you never fail to entertain and enlighten! One does one's best. Happy Mother's Day, by the way. 1 Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I'll let you off with cargo pants, but leggings....? Can't see the picture mate. Edit- I snaffled the code and found the image. Ahhh.... gotcha! Those things are all right, as they're not jeans, or pretending to be jeans.... or jeans pretending to be those things.... Ok, I've confused myself with that one.... Whatever. You get what I mean. 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Barfly Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 How abouthttp://www.betabrand.com/mens/pants.html 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Machete Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 What about sagging skinny jeans? Haha That whole sagging thing, I believe, was started in prison, when inmates would advertize their butts much like baboons do during mating season. It pretty much is a sign that means "open for business." Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
Liberator Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 What about sagging skinny jeans? Haha That whole sagging thing, I believe, was started in prison, when inmates would advertize their butts much like baboons do during mating season. It pretty much is a sign that means "open for business." Hmmm… I think if a few of my students, who continue to allow their pants to sag and need daily reminders to pull them up, could hear that interview it would no longer be an issue… 1 Quote Link to comment
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