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Wanna know something I love in a woman?

When she can tell a dirty joke without blushing.  Sometimes even smirking as they tell it.

 

I love that.

 

Same. I was at...actually, I was at a reception after a funeral, actually, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, this lady was talking to me, my  brother, and my brother's girlfriend. She was eighty if she was a day (the lady, not my brother's girlfriend). And then she proceeded to tell this joke...

 

Seems a couple of older ladies were living at the same retirement home. Both of them liked to smoke, but one found that she had trouble keeping her cigarette lit when it was raining (smoking wasn't allowed indoors, y'see). Her friend told her to use a condom to shield the cigarette. The troubled lady headed for the local drug store and went to the counter to ask for a box of condoms. The person behind the counter asked what size she needed, and she said, "Oh, honey. It just has to be big enough to fit over a Camel."

 

The joke-teller gave us that smirk as we all died laughing.

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Let me guess - two posts covering the things we like, followed by ten pages of pictures to illustrate the point?

I actually went and looked, and if there were pictures, they got deleted, but I didn't see anything too horrible nor too many spots where pictures would have been.

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Actually that one wasn't the one that got locked. Its just a dead thread that isn't posted in:

http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/9916-what-men-love-about-women/

There was a thread for pictures. That one got locked. There was a whole Mens forum for a bit, just like the Women's. Lasted all of 2 days or so.

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Men's ability to set aside emotion and focus on fact. Love it on the personal side - arguments with my husband are interspersed with hilariously matter-of-fact observations like, "Can you please put some clothes on before we fight?", as well as on the professional side, where I only suffer minimal consequences stemming from my male boss's family issues (on the extremely rare occasions I discover that's even a factor!).

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Time for a "Something I hate!" moment. Guys, listen up.

Men should not wear "fashion" jeans. There is nothing good about seeing a bloke wearing a pair of "skinny" jeans, that resemble a pair of fecking leggings! Nor is there anything nice about a pair of baggy-arsed jeans hanging half way off your backside. There shouldn't be more pockets than you actually need to hold your wallet, phone, car keys, and your hands. Jeans should come up to you hips, they should have 5 pockets, and they should fit you. End of.

I've just spent the evening looking at guys and wanting to slap them on the back of their heads and tell them to go home and "put some proper clothes on". *sigh* I feel old... :(

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The Hanging Bridge theory -> pretty much a frightened person is an attracted person

 

Ovulating strippers make more money than the others.

 

Kissing helps prevent certain viral infections.

 

A Pheromone Party is an actual thing.

 

Swallowing decreases the chances of future miscarriage. (Show this study to your wives. You are welcome.)

 

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I love that the two male Leaders sitting with me having coffee are considerate, pleasant, and just hanging out with me and doing absolutely nothing but chatting and having a laugh, no silly body language, no mixed signals, no off the cuff innuendo, just enjoying each other's company. Love it, love these guys, they are coming on our big camp at the end of the year........it's going to be AWESOME!

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Wait! What............?

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Time for a "Something I hate!" moment. Guys, listen up.

Men should not wear "fashion" jeans. There is nothing good about seeing a bloke wearing a pair of "skinny" jeans, that resemble a pair of fecking leggings! Nor is there anything nice about a pair of baggy-arsed jeans hanging half way off your backside. There shouldn't be more pockets than you actually need to hold your wallet, phone, car keys, and your hands. Jeans should come up to you hips, they should have 5 pockets, and they should fit you. End of.

I've just spent the evening looking at guys and wanting to slap them on the back of their heads and tell them to go home and "put some proper clothes on". *sigh* I feel old... :(

Unless...

 

Cargo pants

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and leggings

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I'll let you off with cargo pants, but leggings....? Can't see the picture mate.

Edit- I snaffled the code and found the image. Ahhh.... gotcha! ;)

Those things are all right, as they're not jeans, or pretending to be jeans.... or jeans pretending to be those things.... Ok, I've confused myself with that one.... Whatever. You get what I mean. :P

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What about sagging skinny jeans? Haha

 

Skinny-Jeans.jpg

 

That whole sagging thing, I believe, was started in prison, when inmates would advertize their butts much like baboons do during mating season. It pretty much is a sign that means "open for business."

 

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What about sagging skinny jeans? Haha

 

Skinny-Jeans.jpg

 

That whole sagging thing, I believe, was started in prison, when inmates would advertize their butts much like baboons do during mating season. It pretty much is a sign that means "open for business."

 

Hmmm… I think if a few of my students, who continue to allow their pants to sag and need daily reminders to pull them up, could hear that interview it would no longer be an issue…   

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