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Nope. They think "damn he's cute and he likes kids too...must not be a douche then"

Not all girls are superficial skanks ;)

Thank you Bekah!!!! That needed saying :)

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Life is far too short to take seriously

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Sounds like an ape brain thing.  Which is fine - 90% of what makes us human is just consciousness kludged onto instinct.  I say we embrace it.  I'd pick parasites out of your hair any time.

Haha, of course, I love having someone run their fingers through my hair.  I am such a she-ape! :)

 

 

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Naked Mick Jagger impersonation, e.g.?

Other examples: Taking hilarious selfies and posting on FB, skipping down the sidewalk holding my hand, dancing (completely clothed) to some song that most men would be embarrassed to even listen to in public, etc

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Nope. They think "damn he's cute and he likes kids too...must not be a douche then"

 

 

You're completely discounting all the guys with kids from three different mothers (because they're too cool to use condoms) who see them on the weekends even though they don't pay child support.*  Trust me, there are plenty out there.  Those are the guys who really do consider picking up women a benefit of spending time with their kids.

 

*No disrespect to the fathers who really are doing the best they can for their kids even though things didn't work out with the mother.  That can happen to anybody, but having kids isn't proof of non-douchebaggery.

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 That can happen to anybody, but having kids isn't proof of non-douchebaggery.

 

Granted, but the original comment that spawned this segue was about guys who are good with children. Patient and understanding, even when a two year old is having a melt down.  Generally speaking, that ain't describing the douchebags. ;)

 

Plus Thrillho is cute, and not a douche....

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Life is far too short to take seriously

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Haha, of course, I love having someone run their fingers through my hair.  I am such a she-ape! :)

 

Me too. Back when I had hair. Some girl from college used to sit me down and braid it all the time, and we probably looked like a bunch of apes doing it. Come to think of it, maybe she was trying to groom the Alpha...

 

Dammit...

 

 

Other examples: Taking hilarious selfies and posting on FB, skipping down the sidewalk holding my hand, dancing (completely clothed) to some song that most men would be embarrassed to even listen to in public, etc

 

Hi there. You come here often?

 

You're completely discounting all the guys with kids from three different mothers (because they're too cool to use condoms) who see them on the weekends even though they don't pay child support.*  Trust me, there are plenty out there.  Those are the guys who really do consider picking up women a benefit of spending time with their kids.

 

 

In other news, check out this closer:

 

Spitting some mad game through sheer ballsiness and pulling numbers left and right, while I stay in my room doing laundry and scrubbing the toilet every weekend.

 

08800_pornforwomen36.jpg

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Hi there. You come here often?

Hehe I'm mostly in the chat room hiding under an alias....

Or my actual name...

>.>

<.<

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My Most Recent Challenge!

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Awake every morning and do your best to follow this daily To-Do List:

1. Think Positively 2. Eat Healthy 3. Exercise Today. 4. Worry Less. 5. Work Hard. 6. Laugh Often. 7. Sleep Well.

Then? Repeat...

"Promise me you will always remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
RIP C.H. aka. TexasToast

 

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Hehe I'm mostly in the chat room hiding under an alias....

Or my actual name...

>.>

<.<

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Did everyone see that? I want to make sure everyone witnessed how smooth I am. I'm the Lando Calrissian of these parts.

 

I am pretty sure that tape-measure dude was not looking for a soul mate. Just sayin'. ;)

"So, Grandpa, how did you and Grammy meet?"

"Well, sonny, I was out measuring assets when she blew me away with her numbers."

 

Meetings, when you think about it, are overrated. Makes for a good story for some fairy tales, but really the fact that good how we met stories are so few and far in-between is what makes them good stories. (They made 9 seasons out of it on TV.)

 

A few fairy tale examples:

He kidnapped my father and locked me in a dungeon. (Beauty & The Beast)

I pretended to be a dude for a long time. (Mulan) My pimp bribed me to seduce him. (Hercules)

I woke up and he was making-out with me. (Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and date rape stories)

He hung on a carousel and threatened to kill himself if I didn't go out with him. (The Notebook)

He had been stalking me and watching me sleep for a while. (Twilight)

 

A few real ones:

He saw me dancing naked onstage and bought me a drink.

I needed a Green Card.

At a gangbang.

 

Meeting on eHarmony.com doesn't sound too bad anymore.

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Me too. Back when I had hair. Some girl from college used to sit me down and braid it all the time, and we probably looked like a bunch of apes doing it. Come to think of it, maybe she was trying to groom the Alpha...

 

Dammit...

 

 

 

Hi there. You come here often?

 

 

 

In other news, check out this closer:

 

Spitting some mad game through sheer ballsiness and pulling numbers left and right, while I stay in my room doing laundry and scrubbing the toilet every weekend.

 

08800_pornforwomen36.jpg

Wow!

Mental note: Steer clear of the guy carrying around a tape measure at the beach!

 

"She-ape brain" is loving the guy with the vacuum cleaner on the shag rug! :)

 

 

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Did everyone see that? I want to make sure everyone witnessed how smooth I am. I'm the

of these parts.

You mean you are a dude who (according to the video clip) is an unreliable friend who turns you in to the ultimate evil, steals your ship, and is apparently unable to make complete sentences? ;) thanks for the warning! ;)

And I was in chat all night! No Machete... How disappointing :-P lol

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Awake every morning and do your best to follow this daily To-Do List:

1. Think Positively 2. Eat Healthy 3. Exercise Today. 4. Worry Less. 5. Work Hard. 6. Laugh Often. 7. Sleep Well.

Then? Repeat...

"Promise me you will always remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
RIP C.H. aka. TexasToast

 

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My wife and I tell considerably different 'how we met' stories.

My husband and I tell very similar how we met stories. :-P

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My Most Recent Challenge!

Spoiler

Awake every morning and do your best to follow this daily To-Do List:

1. Think Positively 2. Eat Healthy 3. Exercise Today. 4. Worry Less. 5. Work Hard. 6. Laugh Often. 7. Sleep Well.

Then? Repeat...

"Promise me you will always remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
RIP C.H. aka. TexasToast

 

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Lol

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My Most Recent Challenge!

Spoiler

Awake every morning and do your best to follow this daily To-Do List:

1. Think Positively 2. Eat Healthy 3. Exercise Today. 4. Worry Less. 5. Work Hard. 6. Laugh Often. 7. Sleep Well.

Then? Repeat...

"Promise me you will always remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
RIP C.H. aka. TexasToast

 

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Tried to edit...accidentally submitted before I was finished... But tapatalk won't let me....

Husband called me short...that insult was how I first noticed him...and led to the last 12 years that we've been together... :-P

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My Most Recent Challenge!

Spoiler

Awake every morning and do your best to follow this daily To-Do List:

1. Think Positively 2. Eat Healthy 3. Exercise Today. 4. Worry Less. 5. Work Hard. 6. Laugh Often. 7. Sleep Well.

Then? Repeat...

"Promise me you will always remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
RIP C.H. aka. TexasToast

 

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I did see that; I had my fingers crossed that you picked up on that and went to chat :D

 

I did not... Dammit. Haha

 

My wife and I tell considerably different 'how we met' stories.

 

 

You mean you are a dude who (according to the video clip) is an unreliable friend who turns you in to the ultimate evil, steals your ship, and is apparently unable to make complete sentences? ;) thanks for the warning! ;)

 

I don't read the books and the extended universe stuff, but I watched episodes 4-6 of Star Wars (the only 3 that matter), and Lando is one of the best all-around good guys out there. Yes, he sold out his friend, but he did it to save his tiny city from possibly being annihilated by the Galactic Empire (who shoots entire planets out of existence). And he did it in such a way that only Han would be captured and he was to stay alive, only being frozen in carbonite. He then later participated in his rescue in Return Of The Jedi, getting himself into Jabba's palace. With Jabba being such a powerful, high-profile crime boss, it must not have been easy for him to acquire a job inside his personal circle, and it may be assumed that he probably did some regrettable, possibly disgusting things for years in order to gain Jabba's trust. He risked his life for a long time, working undercover on Han's rescue. He deserved that promotion to General in the Rebel Alliance. Lando Calrissian is one of the best friends anyone could ever ask for.

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Lol I love making nerds rant nerdy things :-D

(Did you notice I friended you? :-P)

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(Str. - 14) (Dex. - 10) (Sta. - 11) (Con. - 10) (Wis. - 11) (Char. - 13)

My Most Recent Challenge!

Spoiler

Awake every morning and do your best to follow this daily To-Do List:

1. Think Positively 2. Eat Healthy 3. Exercise Today. 4. Worry Less. 5. Work Hard. 6. Laugh Often. 7. Sleep Well.

Then? Repeat...

"Promise me you will always remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
RIP C.H. aka. TexasToast

 

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Did everyone see that? I want to make sure everyone witnessed how smooth I am. I'm the Lando Calrissian of these parts.

 

 

Meetings, when you think about it, are overrated. Makes for a good story for some fairy tales, but really the fact that good how we met stories are so few and far in-between is what makes them good stories. (They made 9 seasons out of it on TV.)

 

A few fairy tale examples:

He kidnapped my father and locked me in a dungeon. (Beauty & The Beast)

I pretended to be a dude for a long time. (Mulan) My pimp bribed me to seduce him. (Hercules)

I woke up and he was making-out with me. (Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and date rape stories)

He hung on a carousel and threatened to kill himself if I didn't go out with him. (The Notebook)

He had been stalking me and watching me sleep for a while. (Twilight)

 

A few real ones:

He saw me dancing naked onstage and bought me a drink.

I needed a Green Card.

At a gangbang.

 

Meeting on eHarmony.com doesn't sound too bad anymore.

I think Lando would be closing in the chat room… just saying :P

 

First saw my husband on stage playing in a college jazz band, asked my friend if she knew him, she told me she did know him and I couldn't "get" him, he only dated music majors. Twenty years of marriage and we still laugh about it.

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