concretecavewoman Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 In my quest for epic Bro-ness I've been trying to amass a collection of absurd lifting shirts. For now, this mostly means affliction and a few ironic nods from Woot. One of the best I've seen was worn by a Bro in the midst of a ramen eating contest at a local restaurant. The sleeves were torn off (naturally) and it said: This Isn't a Gun Show, It's a Cannon Show. I found myself oddly jealous. Of the shirt, not the ramen.So.... where do you go for your "Call a Plumber, 'Cause these Pipes are About to Burst!" attire? Any recommendations on where to shop? My Current Challenge Link to comment
Stolly Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Oh my goodness that is hilarious!!! I have no idea where to find these shirts, but PLEASE take photos of them and put them up when you do find them! Link to comment
Eurydice Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 I have this "SPARTAAAAAA!" t-shirt. Not only do I love it for its ridiculousness, but it's softer than butter. It's the most comfortable shirt I own. [table=width: 600] [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Level 3 Elf Warrior STR 9.5|DEX 6|STA 9|CON 7|WIS 8.5|CHA 2 Challenge thread Twitter "There is never an absolute answer to everything, except of course that you have to do your squats." - Mark Rippetoe [/table] Link to comment
Heather D. Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 I have two new tank tops from ThinkGeek that are awesome. I like working out in geek shirts.1) http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e99f/2) http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/d14c/I wore the first one to my CrossFit Level 1 seminar. Twitter | FB | Instagram Link to comment
illc Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 There was a great LifeAsRx shirt with a Dia De Los Muertos skull motif and the slogan "PR or ER". If you can't laugh at training injuries what can you laugh at? illcDimension hopping Ranger-Cartographer, level 2STR: 6 DEX: 2 STA: 5 CON: 6 WIS: 5 CHA: 2Training LogOf Goats and Rucks Challenge (June -July 2013)~Take care. Be bold.~ Link to comment
realbrickwall Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Saw a guy today with the classic "We found them! Weapons of mass destruction [arrows pointing at bicep area]". Although, on a girl, it might look like it was pointing at the breasts, depending on the fit. Dunno. Level 4 AssassinStr 8.50, Dex 7.25, Sta 6.75Con 6.00, Wis 8.00, Cha 6.00My tumblrtumblr for silly band names Link to comment
Pat G Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Haha Eurydice I'm enjoying the Gym motivational shirts from you link. "Whatever doesn't kill me... better start running" is one of my faves. You already know liftbigeatbig.com what about some of the 70sbig.com shirts? Lift Rung Bang shirtsI don't have any bro shirt links. Apologies. wait. an Aussie one "Come at me bro" "Strength is the cup. The bigger the cup, the more you can put in" - JDanger Link to comment
MasterRay6 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Wow love the gym motivational shirt designs. gotta get me one of those! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Human Bare-Knuckled Dragon Warrior Level 1 STR: 4, DEX: 3, STA: 3, CON: 1, WIS: 2, CHA: 2 A Mans Challenge to Becoming Manlier "When you hit a wall, crush it" Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 http://aasgaardco.com/store/store.php?crn=203&rn=319&action=show_detailThat's the company that does Starting Strength. This is the shirt I am rewarding myself with once I hit 1200 lb club. Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
IfItPlugsIn Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Zazzle and Cafe Press look like good sites for these. Here's some: http://www.zazzle.com/call_the_vet_cause_these_puppies_are_sick_tshirt-235937768781040868http://www.zazzle.com/regular_arms_tshirt-235502856887147566This one's pretty cute: http://www.cafepress.com/mf/18292535/gymlaw4jpg_long-sleeve-tshirt IfItPlugsIn (Jenna)Current ChallengeBattle LogMy MFP Page Link to comment
TheOtherScott Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 The Running Room has these gems:My sport is your sport's punishmentGo ahead. Say I can't do it. I dare you PR's5k - 21:2910k - 47:26 43:2921.1 - 2:05:26 1:44:21 Link to comment
Hermione Gainser Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 ETF posted a crapton of hilarious shirts in my formidable challenge thread... so definitely check out cafepress. I totally want a whole bunch. Ironic lift shirts, FTW! "I'm just going to remember to not eat like an asshole most of the time" - MoC three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: one must squat.- Brobert Frost Half-Elf Warrior | Current Challenge New Battle Log | Old Battle Log Special thanks to AkLulu for drawing my awesome avatar! Link to comment
concretecavewoman Posted August 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Gaaaah these are awesome! I love the 70s Big shirts. My Current Challenge Link to comment
andygates Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 Look what I found! Zombie lifting shirts! http://www.unapprovedclothing.com/product/day-of-the-deadliftI can't even tell if I want it ironically or for real. Kinda like ponies. Is that ironic or cool? Who cares! Now, MLP lifting shirts, that I wanna see. Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 First thought was the DYEL shirts, which led me to these two:http://www.zazzle.com/bearded_barbell_club_shirt-235290324433805001http://www.zazzle.com/sleep_lift_eat_repeat_shirt-235713768636704804 Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Eurydice Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 Look what I found! Zombie lifting shirts! http://www.unapprovedclothing.com/product/day-of-the-deadliftI can't even tell if I want it ironically or for real. Kinda like ponies. Is that ironic or cool? Who cares! Now, MLP lifting shirts, that I wanna see.Oh my god, I want one! Unironically, even. [table=width: 600] [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Level 3 Elf Warrior STR 9.5|DEX 6|STA 9|CON 7|WIS 8.5|CHA 2 Challenge thread Twitter "There is never an absolute answer to everything, except of course that you have to do your squats." - Mark Rippetoe [/table] Link to comment
Hermione Gainser Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 Um. Whoa. This belongs here: http://www.spreadshirt.com/geek-workout-C3376A7313084 "I'm just going to remember to not eat like an asshole most of the time" - MoC three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: one must squat.- Brobert Frost Half-Elf Warrior | Current Challenge New Battle Log | Old Battle Log Special thanks to AkLulu for drawing my awesome avatar! Link to comment
allirep Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 umm not quite lifting related - but i picked this up from a Nike Outlet on a t-shirt. and when i finally do a real pull up, i'll wear it in public!http://www.jaymug.com/post/9504434748/im-jealous-of-me-too-by-nike-design-studio Introspective Bookworm (Lvl 6)STR 8.5 | DEX 10 | STA 11 | CON 13 | WIS 15 | CHA 11Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. I... am a librarian. (Rachel Weiss, The Mummy)Intro/Current Challenge | Fitocracy | MFP Link to comment
andygates Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 Critical fail on a WILL check. http://picpaste.com/dotdl-YQO80g8m.jpgZombies ain't just for cardio. Link to comment
EmCee Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Not at all related to lifting but these are going to be my two new fave gym shirts:This one just because well... I'm that asshole girl that cuts the sleeves off of her shirts Biggie already had me sold. The Warhol component is a bonus. Letting go is the hardest asana. Instagram: WholeBodySwoleHeart Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Disclaimer, thinking the shirt is hilarious does in no way indicate support for, or liking of, Planet Fitness.The only thing good about Planet Fitness (from what I've heard of them) is their commercials. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 There he is. Did we set this thread up to bring ETF back? Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
esteel Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 Damn this thread i had to order one of those: http://www.spreadshirt.co.uk/t-rex-hates-push-ups-t-shirts-C4408A16864341 Level 2 Human Ranger-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------STR 7.7 CON 4.8 Battle Log We are Rangers.DEX 2.0 WIS 2.9 We walk in the dark places no others will enter.STA 4.9 CHA 3.3 We stand on the bridge, and no one may pass. Link to comment
esteel Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Double post.. but be it so.I'm also quite fond of this shirt i bought from a local sport cloth manufacturer. I like the simple logo/motto that to me is a nice mixture of being the all-calm, wise but powerful (roman) warrior Zen-tourion.. Level 2 Human Ranger-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------STR 7.7 CON 4.8 Battle Log We are Rangers.DEX 2.0 WIS 2.9 We walk in the dark places no others will enter.STA 4.9 CHA 3.3 We stand on the bridge, and no one may pass. Link to comment
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