Barfly Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 What do you call someone who hangs around rock bands? A bass player. 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?Coz the P is silent. 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 What do you call a donkey with only 3 legs?A wonky!!! 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 I miss my umbilical chord. I grew attached to it. 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 You should never make fun of a fat guy with a lisp. He's probably thick and tired of it. 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 You should never make fun of a fat guy with a lisp. He's probably thick and tired of it.Yeth, I am. Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 The dairy farmer counted his cows and saw that he had 196. But after he rounded them up, he had 200. 3 Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What do Brooklyn and a girl in tight jeans have in common? 1 Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
sea.bee Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Robert Smith was covering Audioslave's "Show me how to live". When he got to the line "Is this the cure or is this a disease?", a fan in the back jumped up and shouted "Ooh, ooh, I know this one!" Quote Level 1-2ish Assassin Str: 2.2 Dex: 1.9 Sta: -0.49 Con:1.3 Wis: 2.8 Cha: 1.7 http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/43281-a-single-step/ Link to comment
FruityGun Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 For the philosophers out there... Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a beer. Descartes says, "I think not." Then he disappears. 3 Quote District 6 Ranger: Level 2 STR0 | DEX0 | STA2 | CON3 | WIS3 | CHA2 Battle Log | Current Challenge | Second Challenge | First Challenge Link to comment
Barfly Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold my penis. Ladder! I meant to say ladder! 2 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I might have an open casket funeral myself...Remains to be seen. 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?No?Well, well, well... 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Jittersthe.Clown Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Ah, the Freudian slip. Where you say one thing and mean your mother. 4 Quote Level 2 Warforged Druid STR: 2, DEX: 1, STA: 3, CON: 3, WIS: 2, CHA: 3 "If these people tell this story to their children as they sleep; then maybe someday they'll see a hero is just a man who knows he is free." Good night and joy be to you all ~Jitters The. Clown Current Challange: New Challenges Ahead! Battle Log: Clowning around daily Past Challenges: Leveling Up PvP Jump Rope Boss Continue? System Failure Systems Online Calling Rush Confirm Reset Select World Select Difficulty, Select Character, Repairs, Press Start, First Timer, Jump Rope PVP Challenge Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 How does Moses brew his tea?Hebrews it 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 How do you get a nun pregnant?You have sex with her, numnuts! 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
insanity Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 How do you get a nun pregnant?You have sex with her, numnuts!That reminds me.... What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist asshole... :-) 3 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Jittersthe.Clown Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park? He kept cutting in line 2 Quote Level 2 Warforged Druid STR: 2, DEX: 1, STA: 3, CON: 3, WIS: 2, CHA: 3 "If these people tell this story to their children as they sleep; then maybe someday they'll see a hero is just a man who knows he is free." Good night and joy be to you all ~Jitters The. Clown Current Challange: New Challenges Ahead! Battle Log: Clowning around daily Past Challenges: Leveling Up PvP Jump Rope Boss Continue? System Failure Systems Online Calling Rush Confirm Reset Select World Select Difficulty, Select Character, Repairs, Press Start, First Timer, Jump Rope PVP Challenge Link to comment
Artinum Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park? He kept cutting in line I didn't get that at first. Then I realised I read it as "eskimo" rather than "emo kid". I'm tired tonight. 2 Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Jittersthe.Clown Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Thems eskimo's are always trying to get ahead in lines... damn them! That gave me a much needed laugh today. Thank you. Quote Level 2 Warforged Druid STR: 2, DEX: 1, STA: 3, CON: 3, WIS: 2, CHA: 3 "If these people tell this story to their children as they sleep; then maybe someday they'll see a hero is just a man who knows he is free." Good night and joy be to you all ~Jitters The. Clown Current Challange: New Challenges Ahead! Battle Log: Clowning around daily Past Challenges: Leveling Up PvP Jump Rope Boss Continue? System Failure Systems Online Calling Rush Confirm Reset Select World Select Difficulty, Select Character, Repairs, Press Start, First Timer, Jump Rope PVP Challenge Link to comment
Hrothgar Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 2 Quote Victory is not a destination; it's a process. Link to comment
Hrothgar Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 What do you call a snarky inmate walking down stairs? A condescending con descending. 3 Quote Victory is not a destination; it's a process. Link to comment
Hrothgar Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. MAN, I COULD DO THIS ALL NIGHT!!!! 1 Quote Victory is not a destination; it's a process. Link to comment
Hrothgar Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Ah, the Freudian slip. Where you say one thing and mean your mother.Last one I swear. How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change the bulb and the other to hold the peni.......LADDER! THE LADDER!! 1 Quote Victory is not a destination; it's a process. Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Last one I swear. How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change the bulb and the other to hold the peni.......LADDER! THE LADDER!!How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to really want to change. 1 Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
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