Anim07734 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 What colour is the sky? It's paratroopers camouflage of course! (never mind that the parachute is highly visible )Joking aside, I just google it and it seems as blue camo is the Navy´s but it's not intended for camouflage, but for regular work on ship (the white uniforms would get dirty so quick). All debates about facts died after the invention of google No, the Navy had blue coveralls for work shifts (dirt, grease, etc). Then someone decided that everyone else had camo, so they needed their own... Anim07734; God of Death in Training Tiefling Assassin and Artificer Maxim 70: Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do. Link to comment
The Swedish Ninja Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Ohh, thanks for the correction! Level 3: NinjaCurrent Challenge with the Druids (Nov 2nd-dec 13th) Every man I meet, is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him. Emerson Link to comment
Buff Brogan Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Haha,1) Ohh, I have no problems with grunting man, him I can handle. Worse is the "moaning woman" (no offence, I have never heard a man moan yet ). At the end of her sets, I think I have entered a badly lit ,errmmm, "movie studio" 2) I have tried the last one (shoulder width feet but arms to the side) and think it´s called snatch-grip deadlift. The other one is news to me too Sidenote: Score, the 2000th reply!i think the super wide stance and grip in the middle is a sumo style deadlift.....? just realized this was already answered... by bad 1 LEVEL: 7 Furyan Ranger - Battle Log - in lieu of this challenge don't look back, we aren't going that way: Rebirth - Wrestlemania Dark Raider vs KZacher From Tartarus with Love - Wrath of the Furyan - it's a secret! - FIGHT! - You can go your own way - The Rational Gaze - Rise from Death to Knife this Beast(part 3-the agony) - Demonized(part 2) - By Demons Be Driven(part 1) - Link to comment
Machete Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Haha,1) Ohh, I have no problems with grunting man, him I can handle. Worse is the "moaning woman" (no offence, I have never heard a man moan yet ). At the end of her sets, I think I have entered a badly lit ,errmmm, "movie studio" 2) I have tried the last one (shoulder width feet but arms to the side) and think it´s called snatch-grip deadlift. The other one is news to me too Sidenote: Score, the 2000th reply! I've never heard a woman moan. I must be doing something wrong. Let me Google what it sounds like... Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
I-Jo Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I have heard men moaning- it actually very much sounded like someone having sex- it was weird. like- really REALLY weird. Link to comment
Why not? Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I have heard men moaning- it actually very much sounded like someone having sex- it was weird. like- really REALLY weird. That's awkward. I'm not really a grunter or a moaner. I growl. 1 Long Term Goals: Spoiler 200# 245# Snatch 300# Clean and Jerk 380# 465# Back Squat 450# 500# Deadlift Planche Human Flag Front Lever 285# Log Clean and Press 1k Row under 3:20 Back Flip Bodyweight Turkish Get-up For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for the present life and the life to come. 1 Timothy 4:8 Never compromise. Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I don't do either, I just tell the bar "fuck you" after each successful set. 4 Wait! What............? Link to comment
Prairie Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 I sort of whimper. 3 Race: Ferret | Class: Assassin | Level: 4 | STR: 6 DEX: 3 STA: 1 CON: 5 WIS: 7 CHA: 3Battle Log | Challenges: 1, 2, 3 Link to comment
Obitim Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Oooh Can I play? Why does the Air Force wear cammies? So they can hide in the bushes until the fight is over.... Navy - Need Any Vaseline Yet? Army - Airforce rejected me yesterday Ahh... I miss those days. :-) Marine: Muscles A Requirement, Intelligence Not Essential 1 Link to comment
TheCrimsonFist Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 And then Obitim mysteriously disappeared.... 1 They told me I could be anything when I grow up, so I became a superhero. Handbook for Applied Superheroics:Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4 Link to comment
Raev Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 I don't do either, I just tell the bar "fuck you" after each successful set.Hah I kind of do that myself. level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
Obitim Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. 2 Link to comment
insanity Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Marine: Muscles A Requirement, Intelligence Not EssentialDepends on your MOS... in mine, intelligence was essential. :-) Another one... My ass rides in Navy equipment... Though... I never did find myself in any Navy gear... 1 "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Cr33g Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 This wasn't "overheard", but this is another embarrassing and hopefully funny gym story, one of which I hope some people can relate to. I went to the gym yesterday and was doing squats. I was doing my warm up set at 60kg (132Ibs). One rep. Two rep... and I feel something. I hear something. The sound was kinda like, a "Boomf" sound. I split my shorts. The hole was massive. So I had to wrap my gym towel around my waist, go home and get some new shorts that were suitable for squatting. 3 Link to comment
Morrigainz Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 This wasn't "overheard", but this is another embarrassing and hopefully funny gym story, one of which I hope some people can relate to. I went to the gym yesterday and was doing squats. I was doing my warm up set at 60kg (132Ibs). One rep. Two rep... and I feel something. I hear something. The sound was kinda like, a "Boomf" sound. I split my shorts. The hole was massive. So I had to wrap my gym towel around my waist, go home and get some new shorts that were suitable for squatting. I have now split 3 pairs of pants in my lifetime. Dat booty though. 3 Level ? Half-Dwarf/Half-Amazon Warrior STR:21.25 STA:15 DEX: 10.95 CON: 14 WIS:15.5 CHA:17 SWOLE BUCKS: 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Link to comment
TheCrimsonFist Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 I made the mistake of wearing boxers that were too tight last night. Pushing my max on the deadlift, and ripped them to shreds. Luckily, the shorts survived, so I could keep going. But I felt like Hulk Hogan in my pants. (do not take out of context, unless you find it funny to do so) 3 They told me I could be anything when I grow up, so I became a superhero. Handbook for Applied Superheroics:Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4 Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Lmao at these. I've ripped dress pants during a trade show and numerous jeans. But at the gym I always wear compression shorts under gym or bball shorts so thankfully never had that experience while working out Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Buff Brogan Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 I made the mistake of wearing boxers that were too tight last night. Pushing my max on the deadlift, and ripped them to shreds. Luckily, the shorts survived, so I could keep going. But I felt like Hulk Hogan in my pants. (do not take out of context, unless you find it funny to do so)in my opinion anytime you can feel like Hulk Hogan.... you should feel like Hulk Hogan 1 LEVEL: 7 Furyan Ranger - Battle Log - in lieu of this challenge don't look back, we aren't going that way: Rebirth - Wrestlemania Dark Raider vs KZacher From Tartarus with Love - Wrath of the Furyan - it's a secret! - FIGHT! - You can go your own way - The Rational Gaze - Rise from Death to Knife this Beast(part 3-the agony) - Demonized(part 2) - By Demons Be Driven(part 1) - Link to comment
FamilyBeer Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Actually, there are quite a bit of movements that put excessive strain on the knees, so you can't load them much. One of those movements is an improperly performed squat. A guy last night couldn't do his squats without seriously wrapping his knees and then after each set (of 4-5), he rushed to unwrap his knees and walk around for a couple of minutes before re-wrapping and doing another set. Admittedly, he was squatting 10x45+bar (495) but I think he should back off and save (what's left of) his knees. Challenge Logs: Current Challenge 3 2 1 Battlelog Origin of Name: FN: Julian -> Jules -> Family Jewels -> Family LN: Rickards = Canadian brand of Beer -> Beer Call me "FamilyBeer" (or just Jules) Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 A guy last night couldn't do his squats without seriously wrapping his knees and then after each set (of 4-5), he rushed to unwrap his knees and walk around for a couple of minutes before re-wrapping and doing another set. Admittedly, he was squatting 10x45+bar (495) but I think he should back off and save (what's left of) his knees.This isn't necessarily any indication of bad knees. Power lifters often use knee wraps to assist with lifts. It allows you to use more weight. Also 495lbs for 5 reps is really impressive.Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 1 "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Cr33g Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Yet another embarrassing gym story related to myself. I did dead lifts for the first time in five weeks. I'm not very good at dead lifts, it's my weakest lift (my one rep maximum is sadly 140kg - 308Ibs). Anyway, five weeks ago I hurt myself, so I stopped training for a little while and in particular I stopped dead lifting. As of yesterday I decided to try dead lifting again. The last weight I was working with five weeks ago was 120kg (264Ibs), so I decided to try 120kg again. I did it reasonably well. Five reps, five sets, good form, felt hard but felt good. I also totally farted super loud whilst in my last set. 6 Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Yet another embarrassing gym story related to myself. I did dead lifts for the first time in five weeks. I'm not very good at dead lifts, it's my weakest lift (my one rep maximum is sadly 140kg - 308Ibs). Anyway, five weeks ago I hurt myself, so I stopped training for a little while and in particular I stopped dead lifting. As of yesterday I decided to try dead lifting again. The last weight I was working with five weeks ago was 120kg (264Ibs), so I decided to try 120kg again. I did it reasonably well. Five reps, five sets, good form, felt hard but felt good. I also totally farted super loud whilst in my last set.Lol I love your stories...Thank you...Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 1 "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Oramac Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Yet another embarrassing gym story related to myself. I did dead lifts for the first time in five weeks. I'm not very good at dead lifts, it's my weakest lift (my one rep maximum is sadly 140kg - 308Ibs). Anyway, five weeks ago I hurt myself, so I stopped training for a little while and in particular I stopped dead lifting. As of yesterday I decided to try dead lifting again. The last weight I was working with five weeks ago was 120kg (264Ibs), so I decided to try 120kg again. I did it reasonably well. Five reps, five sets, good form, felt hard but felt good. I also totally farted super loud whilst in my last set. Not very good? Pfffft. You've got my max beat by 64 pounds. Sounds like you're pretty good at it to me. In honor of the fart, here ya go: 6 "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
INSAIYAN Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 I fart all the time on squats. I think of it as firing the afterburners. 5 Level 2. Saiyan Warrior - Training with the Adventurers STR: 4 | DEX: 2 | STA: 2 | CON: 4 | WIS: 1 | CHA: 1 Powering Up Phase 1 - Shedding the Fat Starting Weight: 250lbs | Current Weight: 215lbs | Goal Weight: 200lbs Link to comment
Valerius Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 most recently i've overheard a few concerning things, but my favorite as of late is probably, from this huge guy -upper half at least- explaining to another guy why his upper body is so much larger by comparison. "i don't even do legs man. ya see, my legs are big compared to a "normal" person so i don't even have to work em. the chest is what the women go for" maybe it's just me, but i don't think your forearms should be twice the size of your calves. Bro sighting 101... bahaha. maybe we go to the same gym I see "that" guy all the time. 1 Awful Not so good Getting better Super Stud He-Man Artie Strongest man.... In The World 61%61% Valerius the level 2 HumanSTR 3|DEX 3|CON 2|STA 3|WIS 2|CHA 2Current challenge " If you think you can do a thing or you can't do a thing, you're right."- Henry Ford Link to comment
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