Hit Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 1:5.5 million men are born with 2 penises and 1:3,000 women, the way you wrote this implies 1 in 3000 women are born with two penises. which would make the world a much more fun place to live imo. Wow! I'm only like 5'6! Wanna switch heights? yes. being tall sucks. 2 Quote It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Those are special cookies. Quote Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 the way you wrote this implies 1 in 3000 women are born with two penises. which would make the world a much more fun place to live imo.yes. being tall sucks.I don't think I've mentioned this but your presence is much appreciated. Lol not that we needed more people with a dirty mind here...I mean we have our fair share ::looks at insanity and guzzi...and bekah lol:: but the more the merrier 3 Quote "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Guzzi Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I don't think I've mentioned this but your presence is much appreciated. Lol not that we needed more people with a dirty mind here...I mean we have our fair share ::looks at insanity and guzzi...and bekah lol:: but the more the merrier Seriously man! You forgot Randmart! 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
A banana Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 the way you wrote this implies 1 in 3000 women are born with two penises. which would make the world a much more fun place to live imo.yes. being tall sucks.Cool, being short is awesome(not realty) , you'll love it!!!No take backs. 2 Quote Link to comment
Hit Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Can i get your abs too or is this deal height only? 1 Quote It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Seriously man! You forgot Randmart! Lol if I listed everybody I would still be typing 2 Quote "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
insanity Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I don't think I've mentioned this but your presence is much appreciated. Lol not that we needed more people with a dirty mind here...I mean we have our fair share ::looks at insanity and guzzi...and bekah lol:: but the more the merrierAww shucks... thanks... :-) Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Raev Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 yes. being tall sucks. I'd love to be 5'10" or something. My wife tells me all the time that she loves that I am a tall hard working man. I tell her I loved it too until I couldn't find pants that fit and could NEVER blend into a crowd.In my 20s I had a 11" long mohawk. When I put my hair up, I couldn't fit in some rooms. 2 Quote level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I'd love to be 5'10" or something. My wife tells me all the time that she loves that I am a tall hard working man. I tell her I loved it too until I couldn't find pants that fit and could NEVER blend into a crowd.In my 20s I had a 11" long mohawk. When I put my hair up, I couldn't fit in some rooms. I agree that 5'10-6' is about the height people make clothes for. At 5'6", I also could not find pants that fit and could NEVER stand out in the crowd. Riding a subway with my face at average Midwestern American male's armpits aren't that pleasant. Unless, of course, the person loveeeeees stinky armpits, male sweats, and occasional elbows in the nose. However, being short always bring me to some funny experiences and perspective, so I have a lot of funny stories to share. Quote Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
Oramac Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 the way you wrote this implies 1 in 3000 women are born with two penises. which would make the world a much more fun place to live imo. I need to stop censoring myself. I was going to post this exact same thing, but I thought, "nah, that's too risque". When will I learn..... I agree that 5'10-6' is about the height people make clothes for. This is extremely annoying. Especially for someone who is 6'4" and not a size 40+ waist. Finding pants in my size is incredibly difficult, and I even buy them 2 inches too big on purpose! 2 Quote "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
insanity Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I need to stop censoring myself. I was going to post this exact same thing, but I thought, "nah, that's too risque". When will I learn..... Yeah... when you ask that question, is when you need to post it... I mean, we are talking about pictures of guys and girls with duplicate genitals.... how much more risque can you get? :-) 3 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Thrillho Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Likewise, I am 6'4" and stocky. The only pants they make for people my height assume my body shape to be either Slenderman or Koolaid Man. Quote The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
Bekah Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 the way you wrote this implies 1 in 3000 women are born with two penises. which would make the world a much more fun place to live imo. yes. being tall sucks.hell yes and I fixed it, obviously my brain and my fingers werent on good terms at that moment. I don't think I've mentioned this but your presence is much appreciated. Lol not that we needed more people with a dirty mind here...I mean we have our fair share ::looks at insanity and guzzi...and bekah lol:: but the more the merrierawwwww thanks Quote Druid Assassin Halfling Druid Level 16, Current Quest: Bekah Returns Spoiler Fitbit Facebook Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change. - Jim Rohn Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Likewise, I am 6'4" and stocky. The only pants they make for people my height assume my body shape to be either Slenderman or Koolaid Man. I have the koolaid man issue with my 18 1/2" to 19" neck. I am by no means fit, but need to get every shirt that I can find that fits my neck tailored. Quote Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
Barfly Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Seriously man! You forgot Randmart! Ahem 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Barfly Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 This is extremely annoying. Especially for someone who is 6'4" and not a size 40+ waist. Finding pants in my size is incredibly difficult, and I even buy them 2 inches too big on purpose!I'm 5'-7" and wear a 44/46 suit. The pants that come with are a 40 waist. I wear a 32, though... Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I'm 5'-7" and wear a 44/46 suit. The pants that come with are a 40 waist. I wear a 32, though... Yeah, finding a stock suit to fit is a joke. You're not really supposed to though, they should all be bespoken. 3 Quote Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
Raev Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Yeah, finding a stock suit to fit is a joke. You're not really supposed to though, they should all be bespoken.Damn right. Off the rack looks silly. Quote level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
Barfly Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Yeah, finding a stock suit to fit is a joke. You're not really supposed to though, they should all be bespoken.Damn right. Off the rack looks silly.As soon as I go back to MI-5. Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Thrillho Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Why am I sticky and naked? 1 Quote The cancer was aggressive, but the chemotherapy was aggressive, as well. There was aggression on both sides. Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I fucking HATE that word ... it's got nothing at ALL to do with bicycle wheels Who comes up with this shit, anyway? Originated in the 17th century in this use, well before the advent of the bicycle in the 19th century. If you are refering to a "spoke" of any type of wheel, they originated well before that, around 2000 B.C. All of this makes them appear quite unrelated and similar in sound by chance. The etymology of the two words agrees with this as the "spoke" of a wheel is derived from the Old English "spicing" meaning "large nail,". the word "bespoken" in terms of custom order comes from the same "bespoke" as in "order to be made", derived as well from Old English, but in this case from the words "be sprecen", or "to speak". Quote Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
Bekah Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 bahahahahaha men in good fitting suits wait, thats shitty grammar...men in well fitted suits 1 Quote Druid Assassin Halfling Druid Level 16, Current Quest: Bekah Returns Spoiler Fitbit Facebook Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change. - Jim Rohn Link to comment
A banana Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Can i get your abs too or is this deal height only? Sure, you can get my abs anytime, but you'll have to return them at the end of the night 3 Quote Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Hahaha, grammar sucks and I can get away with having none because I am a colonial, and we have butchered the kings English! 1 Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
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