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1:5.5 million men are born with 2 penises and 1:3,000 women,

 

 

the way you wrote this implies 1 in 3000 women are born with two penises. which would make the world a much more fun place to live imo.

 

 

 

Wow! I'm only like 5'6! Wanna switch heights?

 

yes. being tall sucks.

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the way you wrote this implies 1 in 3000 women are born with two penises. which would make the world a much more fun place to live imo.

yes. being tall sucks.

I don't think I've mentioned this but your presence is much appreciated. Lol not that we needed more people with a dirty mind here...I mean we have our fair share ::looks at insanity and guzzi...and bekah lol:: but the more the merrier
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I don't think I've mentioned this but your presence is much appreciated. Lol not that we needed more people with a dirty mind here...I mean we have our fair share ::looks at insanity and guzzi...and bekah lol:: but the more the merrier

 

Seriously man! You forgot Randmart! :P

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I don't think I've mentioned this but your presence is much appreciated. Lol not that we needed more people with a dirty mind here...I mean we have our fair share ::looks at insanity and guzzi...and bekah lol:: but the more the merrier

Aww shucks... thanks... :-)

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yes. being tall sucks.

 

I'd love to be 5'10" or something.  :(

 

My wife tells me all the time that she loves that I am a tall hard working man.  I tell her I loved it too until I couldn't find pants that fit and could NEVER blend into a crowd.

In my 20s I had a 11" long mohawk.  When I put my hair up, I couldn't fit in some rooms.

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I'd love to be 5'10" or something.  :(

 

My wife tells me all the time that she loves that I am a tall hard working man.  I tell her I loved it too until I couldn't find pants that fit and could NEVER blend into a crowd.

In my 20s I had a 11" long mohawk.  When I put my hair up, I couldn't fit in some rooms.

 

I agree that 5'10-6' is about the height people make clothes for. 

 

At 5'6", I also could not find pants that fit and could NEVER stand out in the crowd. Riding a subway with my face at average Midwestern American male's armpits aren't that pleasant. Unless, of course, the person loveeeeees stinky armpits, male sweats, and occasional elbows in the nose.

 

However, being short always bring me to some funny experiences and perspective, so I have a lot of funny stories to share. 

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the way you wrote this implies 1 in 3000 women are born with two penises. which would make the world a much more fun place to live imo.

 

I need to stop censoring myself.  I was going to post this exact same thing, but I thought, "nah, that's too risque".  When will I learn.....

 

I agree that 5'10-6' is about the height people make clothes for. 

 

This is extremely annoying.  Especially for someone who is 6'4" and not a size 40+ waist.  Finding pants in my size is incredibly difficult, and I even buy them 2 inches too big on purpose!  

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I need to stop censoring myself.  I was going to post this exact same thing, but I thought, "nah, that's too risque".  When will I learn.....

 

Yeah... when you ask that question, is when you need to post it... I mean, we are talking about pictures of guys and girls with duplicate genitals.... how much more risque can you get? :-)

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the way you wrote this implies 1 in 3000 women are born with two penises. which would make the world a much more fun place to live imo.

 

 

yes. being tall sucks.

hell yes :D and I fixed it, obviously my brain and my fingers werent on good terms at that moment.

  

I don't think I've mentioned this but your presence is much appreciated. Lol not that we needed more people with a dirty mind here...I mean we have our fair share ::looks at insanity and guzzi...and bekah lol:: but the more the merrier

awwwww thanks :wub:

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Likewise, I am 6'4" and stocky.  The only pants they make for people my height assume my body shape to be either Slenderman or Koolaid Man. 

 

I have the koolaid man issue with my 18 1/2" to 19" neck. I am by no means fit, but need to get every shirt that I can find that fits my neck tailored.

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This is extremely annoying.  Especially for someone who is 6'4" and not a size 40+ waist.  Finding pants in my size is incredibly difficult, and I even buy them 2 inches too big on purpose!

I'm 5'-7" and wear a 44/46 suit. The pants that come with are a 40 waist. I wear a 32, though...

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I'm 5'-7" and wear a 44/46 suit. The pants that come with are a 40 waist. I wear a 32, though...

 

Yeah, finding a stock suit to fit is a joke. You're not really supposed to though, they should all be bespoken.

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"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

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I fucking HATE that word ... it's got nothing at ALL to do with bicycle wheels

 

Who comes up with this shit, anyway?

 

Originated in the 17th century in this use, well before the advent of the bicycle in the 19th century. If you are refering to a "spoke" of any type of wheel, they originated well before that, around 2000 B.C. All of this makes them appear quite unrelated and similar in sound by chance.

 

The etymology of the two words agrees with this as the "spoke" of a wheel is derived from the Old English "spicing" meaning "large nail,". the word "bespoken" in terms of custom order comes from the same "bespoke" as in "order to be made", derived as well from Old English, but in this case from the words "be sprecen", or "to speak".

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"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

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