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Dear Lord - it seems I work at Big Rock Candy Mountain. My first week of attempting healthier living and I had to turn down free ice cream, two consecutive cupcake parties, free bread/bagels, and my boss's unending supply of peanut M&M's. To face my daily battles I imagine I am a orc mercenary stationed in a sugar plum fairy kingdom - must bring meat