Rooks Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 I didn't mean to. It just sort of slipped out. I was in my 2nd warmup set of Squats. Lifted the weight off the rack, felt a little rumble in my gut and thought about racking the weight until it passed, but then it seemed to pass. Everything seemed ok. So I went for it. Sure enough, I no more then get to the bottom of the squat and one squeaks out. I kept going for 5 more reps, but was a little embarrassed after racking the weight again.Luckily most of the people around me had headphones on and were none the wiser. 2 guys were looking at me pretty clearly, both with big grins on their face. I just chuckled and threw up my hands. Today's lesson: when the gut is rumbling, don't do Squats. Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 You were just marking that rack as yours. Next time you go to the gym, you won't have to worry about the squat racks as being full. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 as long as you don't shart... you're ok bro... i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
M05H Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 X)Once, I was doing assisted sit-ups with my wingman. And he pushed down on my stomach to help me tighten my abs and a pressure-fart squeaked out. So I feel ya, bro. ; Don't listen to a word I say. Link to comment
sunrunner Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 I think every one has pulled that one at the gym at one time or another. Way to roll with it by throwing up the hands Link to comment
progress126 Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 Been there. Done that. Except mine was during warm up in Crossfit. With my wife and a bunch of other women present and I and the instructor were the only males and we were the only ones laughing! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "Yeah, I got this!" -andygates Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 Happens to me at least once a month, just roll with it. My favorite is when I only squeeze out part of it and I have 3-4 little farts on consecutive reps. Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
signalguy Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 Happens all the time. After 30 minutes of running, things just get loose.It's a little weird when there's only two people in the gym. Daily Mile My BJJ Life Link to comment
Hammlin Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 This is why I don't do yoga as much anymore. My Blog | My Story Race: Wood Elf | Class: Footpath Ranger Leader Level: 18 (STR):44.25 (DEX):37.25 (STA):30 (CON):31.25 (WIS):31.5 (CHA):25.25 "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke "Love does not throw the book at you because love doesn't have a book to throw." -CS Lewis Link to comment
WizardTrip Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 It's all good. That was just your body's way of allowing you to get deeper in the hole No better way to get ATG than to relieve a bit of pressure. Level 6 Wizard of Beer Warrior STR 21.25 | DEX 5.75 | STA 7.75 | CON 3.50 | WIS 9.50 | CHA 3.25 Twitter | Epic Trip | Current Challenge Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 *the warrior formerly known as icedtrip and former dothraki god of thunder furyan* Link to comment
Horsedog Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 Happens to me at least once a month, just roll with it. My favorite is when I only squeeze out part of it and I have 3-4 little farts on consecutive reps.BAHAHAHAHA! So done that. I can't even help but laugh when it happens What you do, and what you don't do, matters. Link to comment
nightlight Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 yeah. totally sucks, but it happens. just roll with it. own it. everyone farts. seriously. even girls. "Come with me if you want to lift" -The Brominator "Later, I would learn that coincidences are the most planned things in the world. Later, I would learn that every single moment is a coincidence." - Douglas Coupland "Anyone who doesn't want french fries every day is a commie." - AngelaTheGeek Current Challenge INSTAGRAM!! find me on twitter Link to comment
signalguy Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 everyone farts. seriously. even girls.The myth is shattered! Daily Mile My BJJ Life Link to comment
WizardTrip Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 everyone farts. seriously. even girls.NO! I refuse to believe it! /runsawaysobbing Level 6 Wizard of Beer Warrior STR 21.25 | DEX 5.75 | STA 7.75 | CON 3.50 | WIS 9.50 | CHA 3.25 Twitter | Epic Trip | Current Challenge Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 *the warrior formerly known as icedtrip and former dothraki god of thunder furyan* Link to comment
Wicked Pixie Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 This is the best thread of the day! I don't fart.I carry gas-x EVERYWHERE! This is why... Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 I don't fart.for those who believe this... i have a bridge in Brooklyn that I'd like you to invest in... i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
Wicked Pixie Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 for those who believe this... i have a bridge in Brooklyn that I'd like you to invest in... Ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Caution Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 Back in college I was doing negatives on the bench and let one slip, my spotter burst out laughing and almost let the bar come crashing down, we were laughing about that for weeks. My Current Challenge Link to comment
IrishPirate Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 awwww yeah!!GIRLS FARTthere. I said it. Im a girl.I go to the gym. 'Nuff said. (except Pixie and her gas-x, which I personally prefer to think of as glittery pixie dust. Just so I get a great mental image of a fluttering pixie, letting one go and blowing glittery dust all over...) ~It's when Pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.~My Fitness Pal TrackerMy 6 Week Challenge Page- Scout Link to comment
Guest Snake McClain Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 i have never once farted in the gym. does this mean i'm doing it wrong? Link to comment
mrRed Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 This is the best thread of the day! I don't fart.I carry gas-x EVERYWHERE! This is why...I'm afraid to fart while lifting. Worried that one might secretly have a solid center O_o Link to comment
scotticus Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 This is why I don't do yoga as much anymore.Yoga farts are the best. I've been to at least a few classes that instantly descended into snickering and laughter for at least 5 minutes following a well-timed fart... Link to comment
IrishPirate Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~It's when Pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.~My Fitness Pal TrackerMy 6 Week Challenge Page- Scout Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
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